Billy Hurley
@billyhurls.bsky.social
Reporter for Morning Brew/IT Brew
🎵I read books to my son by Maurice Send-ak ak ak ak ak ak. You oughta know by now 🎵
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 PM
🎵I read books to my son by Maurice Send-ak ak ak ak ak ak. You oughta know by now 🎵
When I have a one-nostril cold? I’ll take a half day.
January 20, 2026 at 11:32 AM
When I have a one-nostril cold? I’ll take a half day.
Train operators still rocking the hole punch, no Roomba
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Train operators still rocking the hole punch, no Roomba
It’s just blank pages halfway thru
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
It’s just blank pages halfway thru
Some Fructises are Garnier than others
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Some Fructises are Garnier than others
Reposted by Billy Hurley
Everything's made to be broken.
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Everything's made to be broken.
Some NYC apartment today feels a lil empty
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Some NYC apartment today feels a lil empty
The Winter Olympics misses a big opportunity to Zamboni race.
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The Winter Olympics misses a big opportunity to Zamboni race.
Penalty box actually seems kinda nice. Got the place to yourself and you can watch some hockey.
January 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Penalty box actually seems kinda nice. Got the place to yourself and you can watch some hockey.
Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my two servings of whale recommended by the RFK meat pyramid
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my two servings of whale recommended by the RFK meat pyramid
Reposted by Billy Hurley
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
Every comedy in the ‘90s needed a security guard falling asleep
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Every comedy in the ‘90s needed a security guard falling asleep
New Year’s Eve shows now: Can we FaceTime for a sec?
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 AM
New Year’s Eve shows now: Can we FaceTime for a sec?
Old person New Year’s countdown in three minutes!
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Old person New Year’s countdown in three minutes!
I rubbed this and a genie said I could have three wishes but they had to be sinus related.
December 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I rubbed this and a genie said I could have three wishes but they had to be sinus related.
I remember when music was just guys listing where they traveled
December 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I remember when music was just guys listing where they traveled
In Europe on New Year’s Eve they do a countdown but then there’s usually stoppage time.
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
In Europe on New Year’s Eve they do a countdown but then there’s usually stoppage time.
That one hot seat on the A/C train should be in the Transit Museum.
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That one hot seat on the A/C train should be in the Transit Museum.
Slow country is Broadway
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Slow country is Broadway
No better Christmas-present shape than Small Heavy Rectangle.
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
No better Christmas-present shape than Small Heavy Rectangle.
Oh you like sports? What’s your milk?
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh you like sports? What’s your milk?
Happy “Jimmy Stewart Impression Around the House” Day!
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Happy “Jimmy Stewart Impression Around the House” Day!
Yarruh, where I’m from we always go fuh two
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yarruh, where I’m from we always go fuh two
Reposted by Billy Hurley
Affadavit is British for “one half of Dave”
December 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Affadavit is British for “one half of Dave”