Billy Hurley
@billyhurls.bsky.social
Reporter for Morning Brew/IT Brew, An Elvis impersonator once called me “neurotic.”
This is what Scherzer’s gonna say when they pull him
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is what Scherzer’s gonna say when they pull him
Based on a true CD.
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Based on a true CD.
When I wish this game started
October 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When I wish this game started
**lights up a cigar from behind a desk**
“How ya doin, kid? The name’s Dean…”
“How ya doin, kid? The name’s Dean…”
September 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
**lights up a cigar from behind a desk**
“How ya doin, kid? The name’s Dean…”
“How ya doin, kid? The name’s Dean…”
How long was I asleep?
September 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
How long was I asleep?
When I compost once.
August 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When I compost once.
I like that they give lobsters a lil wristband like they’re going into the club.
July 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I like that they give lobsters a lil wristband like they’re going into the club.
I miss the old subway map that looked like someone on Severence did it
June 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I miss the old subway map that looked like someone on Severence did it
Can’t leave your coffee too low
(still gonna drink it)
(still gonna drink it)
June 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Can’t leave your coffee too low
(still gonna drink it)
(still gonna drink it)
These pants are in now
June 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
These pants are in now
How I’m trying to look in the Target self-checkout cam
May 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
How I’m trying to look in the Target self-checkout cam
Me having a couple Flaming Hot Doritos
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Me having a couple Flaming Hot Doritos
When my wife and I agree on a movie
May 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When my wife and I agree on a movie
Me and the boys on vacay
May 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Me and the boys on vacay
Me explaining who owes me for Netflix, Hulu, etc
April 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me explaining who owes me for Netflix, Hulu, etc
Love is Blind has a responsibility to intervene when someone puts their OUTSIDE SHOES on the THROW PILLOW…
April 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Love is Blind has a responsibility to intervene when someone puts their OUTSIDE SHOES on the THROW PILLOW…
When you def have 8 emotional support tigers
April 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When you def have 8 emotional support tigers
Just do a normal bracket like everybody else
April 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just do a normal bracket like everybody else
“And we’re going to be imposing a 10 percent tariff on Top Chef: Canada. So if you watch it…please Venmo ‘potus’”
April 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“And we’re going to be imposing a 10 percent tariff on Top Chef: Canada. So if you watch it…please Venmo ‘potus’”
I watch this every year with my daughters
March 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I watch this every year with my daughters
“Peeing your pants is the coolest!”
March 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“Peeing your pants is the coolest!”
Looks like somebody’s been watching the news
March 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Looks like somebody’s been watching the news