I just backed CRACK THE SKY: 50th Anniversary Documentary Film on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/111...

I somehow managed to go my whole life without even being tempted to get a Nazi tattoo.

From The Archives: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
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It’s probably bad that the future of America’s government pivots on a fight between Lex Luthor and the Joker

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

I have a 401k from a job that I left almost three years ago, and last month, there was an $81 deposit into my account. In order to pull it out, I have to pay a $75 admin fee, plus IRS penalties and taxes, so I would receive $4.

So I now have $4 more than I had before, and infinitely more anger 😠

Oh, Japan!

I'm in Tokyo, visiting a little jazz club that I've been to before, where they have a single English menu that they pass around to the non-Japanese customers, and the owner had to unscrew a couple of light bulbs to dim the lights.

ha ha what a fucken dork

Hold on. I just found out that @samreich.bsky.social is the son of @rbreich.bsky.social . Mind totally blown!

Just downloaded my Twitter history and deactivated my account. FYEM.