Bikey Mikey 🚴♂️ 🏳️🌈
@bikeymikey.bsky.social
Pogonophile. Bikes, Beer, Food, Cute Dogs, Sport, Gay, wearer of hats. Partnered to the Sultan of Salisbury.
Older, grumpier and more fabulous by the day!
Not one for DMs. Stay out of them unless I know you.
Don't repost my stuff without asking!
Older, grumpier and more fabulous by the day!
Not one for DMs. Stay out of them unless I know you.
Don't repost my stuff without asking!
T’is the season 🎅🏻
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
T’is the season 🎅🏻
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Made some more hobnobs today and went rogue by adding jelly tots (tangy) to some of them. Might call them jammy nobbers😉
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Made some more hobnobs today and went rogue by adding jelly tots (tangy) to some of them. Might call them jammy nobbers😉
@cbgbtx.bsky.social how did you get on with the carpets?
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
@cbgbtx.bsky.social how did you get on with the carpets?
@beauchamp45.bsky.social how is the decorating going Bab?
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
@beauchamp45.bsky.social how is the decorating going Bab?
Morning gays and theys.
I could use a lad with a loofah if anyone is about…
I could use a lad with a loofah if anyone is about…
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Morning gays and theys.
I could use a lad with a loofah if anyone is about…
I could use a lad with a loofah if anyone is about…
Picked the gravel bike up from the #LBS
New handlebars fitted and cables all tidied up nicely (they were a mess before) & fitting handlebar bags will be much better.
Brake lines bled, & a new gear cable.
I just need to fit handlebar tape and the job’s a good’un
New handlebars fitted and cables all tidied up nicely (they were a mess before) & fitting handlebar bags will be much better.
Brake lines bled, & a new gear cable.
I just need to fit handlebar tape and the job’s a good’un
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Picked the gravel bike up from the #LBS
New handlebars fitted and cables all tidied up nicely (they were a mess before) & fitting handlebar bags will be much better.
Brake lines bled, & a new gear cable.
I just need to fit handlebar tape and the job’s a good’un
New handlebars fitted and cables all tidied up nicely (they were a mess before) & fitting handlebar bags will be much better.
Brake lines bled, & a new gear cable.
I just need to fit handlebar tape and the job’s a good’un
Pizzzaaaaaaa! 🍕🥳
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Pizzzaaaaaaa! 🍕🥳
Morning all 🤗
Happy fursday 🧸
Happy fursday 🧸
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Morning all 🤗
Happy fursday 🧸
Happy fursday 🧸
Engineers have arrived at the electrical substation nearby.
Power came back on for a few minutes, then off again. Has now come back on. Hopefully it stays on this time.
I had to reset some breakers and clocks.
Some of our wifi-controlled lights decided to come on full blast.
Made a cuppa! 🫖
Power came back on for a few minutes, then off again. Has now come back on. Hopefully it stays on this time.
I had to reset some breakers and clocks.
Some of our wifi-controlled lights decided to come on full blast.
Made a cuppa! 🫖
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Engineers have arrived at the electrical substation nearby.
Power came back on for a few minutes, then off again. Has now come back on. Hopefully it stays on this time.
I had to reset some breakers and clocks.
Some of our wifi-controlled lights decided to come on full blast.
Made a cuppa! 🫖
Power came back on for a few minutes, then off again. Has now come back on. Hopefully it stays on this time.
I had to reset some breakers and clocks.
Some of our wifi-controlled lights decided to come on full blast.
Made a cuppa! 🫖
Oh great!
It’s 3am, below freezing 🥶 and we have a power cut. 😱
It’s 3am, below freezing 🥶 and we have a power cut. 😱
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh great!
It’s 3am, below freezing 🥶 and we have a power cut. 😱
It’s 3am, below freezing 🥶 and we have a power cut. 😱
@cymrodad.bsky.social I see you've been using Rouvy as well as Zwift...what do you reckon?
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
@cymrodad.bsky.social I see you've been using Rouvy as well as Zwift...what do you reckon?
Morning Bishes!
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Morning Bishes!
Ok bedtime.
Nanight bishes 😘
Nanight bishes 😘
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ok bedtime.
Nanight bishes 😘
Nanight bishes 😘
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
TBH this could go either way, so let’s go both ways on this 🤭
1. Lycra
2. Empath
3. Handsome dad
Alt
1. Honest
2. Massive cock
3. See 2 🤣
TBH this could go either way, so let’s go both ways on this 🤭
1. Lycra
2. Empath
3. Handsome dad
Alt
1. Honest
2. Massive cock
3. See 2 🤣
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Zeb
2. Grumpy face pics
3. Smut
1. Zeb
2. Grumpy face pics
3. Smut
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. "People" I went to school with
2. Wisteria
3. Morning
1. "People" I went to school with
2. Wisteria
3. Morning
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
TBH this could go either way, so let’s go both ways on this 🤭
1. Lycra
2. Empath
3. Handsome dad
Alt
1. Honest
2. Massive cock
3. See 2 🤣
TBH this could go either way, so let’s go both ways on this 🤭
1. Lycra
2. Empath
3. Handsome dad
Alt
1. Honest
2. Massive cock
3. See 2 🤣
Xmas is coming…
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Xmas is coming…
Liz, our friend and amazing seamstress has just delivered our new bedroom curtains.
They look amaaaaazzingggg! 🤩
They look amaaaaazzingggg! 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Liz, our friend and amazing seamstress has just delivered our new bedroom curtains.
They look amaaaaazzingggg! 🤩
They look amaaaaazzingggg! 🤩
Belly rubs appreciated. Thank you muchly
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Belly rubs appreciated. Thank you muchly
Scott, Nick and Brayden all say hi 👋
and I look like a crazy person 🤣
and I look like a crazy person 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Scott, Nick and Brayden all say hi 👋
and I look like a crazy person 🤣
and I look like a crazy person 🤣
loving my new handlebar bag...stylish and capacious!
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
loving my new handlebar bag...stylish and capacious!
@ryanbybike.bsky.social look what I picked up for a bargain on Marketplace. I’d swear it is brand new
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
@ryanbybike.bsky.social look what I picked up for a bargain on Marketplace. I’d swear it is brand new
Got a pink poinsettia yesterday. It’s purdy 💕
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Got a pink poinsettia yesterday. It’s purdy 💕
We were sat outside the pub having a pint this afternoon, when the pub cat decided to present us with a field mouse, which she then proceeded to eat in front of us.
She ate the whole lot, not a scrap left…nearly put me off my pint! 🫣
#Brutal
#CatsAreTwats
She ate the whole lot, not a scrap left…nearly put me off my pint! 🫣
#Brutal
#CatsAreTwats
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We were sat outside the pub having a pint this afternoon, when the pub cat decided to present us with a field mouse, which she then proceeded to eat in front of us.
She ate the whole lot, not a scrap left…nearly put me off my pint! 🫣
#Brutal
#CatsAreTwats
She ate the whole lot, not a scrap left…nearly put me off my pint! 🫣
#Brutal
#CatsAreTwats