Bikey Mikey 🚴♂️ 🏳️🌈
@bikeymikey.bsky.social
Pogonophile. Bikes, Beer, Food, Cute Dogs, Sport, Gay, wearer of hats. Partnered to the Sultan of Salisbury.
Older, grumpier and more fabulous by the day!
Not one for DMs. Stay out of them unless I know you.
Don't repost my stuff without asking!
Older, grumpier and more fabulous by the day!
Not one for DMs. Stay out of them unless I know you.
Don't repost my stuff without asking!
Perhaps your absence will allow them to see your true worth
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Perhaps your absence will allow them to see your true worth
That’s great. Your crappy colleague will be feeling the heat in your absence
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That’s great. Your crappy colleague will be feeling the heat in your absence
Hope you start to feel better soon
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hope you start to feel better soon
Get the doc to do a full set of blood tests.
They could be missing something.
Also a full sexual health check can’t hurt.
They could be missing something.
Also a full sexual health check can’t hurt.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Get the doc to do a full set of blood tests.
They could be missing something.
Also a full sexual health check can’t hurt.
They could be missing something.
Also a full sexual health check can’t hurt.
Any idea what’s making you feel so rough?
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Any idea what’s making you feel so rough?
Hope you manage a good day tomorrow
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hope you manage a good day tomorrow
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Oh no! Hope Zeb is helping you feel better
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oh no! Hope Zeb is helping you feel better
Shame about the plates
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Shame about the plates
Thanks boss! Have a great evening.
The bear is always hangry
The bear is always hangry
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thanks boss! Have a great evening.
The bear is always hangry
The bear is always hangry
I’m an original
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m an original
I didn’t have pudding
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I didn’t have pudding
And of course he’s real. I AM Santa!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And of course he’s real. I AM Santa!!
He scoffed the lot. No inhibitions.
I’ll make you a lovely homemade Yorkshire when you come for Sunday lunch
I’ll make you a lovely homemade Yorkshire when you come for Sunday lunch
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
He scoffed the lot. No inhibitions.
I’ll make you a lovely homemade Yorkshire when you come for Sunday lunch
I’ll make you a lovely homemade Yorkshire when you come for Sunday lunch
The bear says hi 👋🏻
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The bear says hi 👋🏻
Oh! Sorry boss.
I’ll do better, I promise
I’ll do better, I promise
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh! Sorry boss.
I’ll do better, I promise
I’ll do better, I promise
I always have a special present for you wifey
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I always have a special present for you wifey
I am. Some of them even love their Uncle Mike
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I am. Some of them even love their Uncle Mike
We all know that won’t last long 😂💅
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We all know that won’t last long 😂💅