amuseable deviled egg
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It kind of feels like when they turn the lights on at the bar in here
Cut off six inches, does anyone have six inches to replace it with?
December 7, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Cut off six inches, does anyone have six inches to replace it with?
Just checking in. Are we having fun yet
December 3, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Just checking in. Are we having fun yet
I can't see my stomach because of my boobs so as far as I'm concerned my waist is identical to Mariah Carey's until I finally get a full length mirror
November 22, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I can't see my stomach because of my boobs so as far as I'm concerned my waist is identical to Mariah Carey's until I finally get a full length mirror
Having boundaries is so boring I'm going to drown my self respect in a river
November 22, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Having boundaries is so boring I'm going to drown my self respect in a river
Will someone dm me when people start insane posting on her it feels so sanitary and I want to like it but I can't convince my friends to join until the vibe changes
November 22, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Will someone dm me when people start insane posting on her it feels so sanitary and I want to like it but I can't convince my friends to join until the vibe changes
This website feels like this picture of SpongeBob but the main twitter discourse right now is about women not being allowed to act slutty in public so they're giving round bob too now
November 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
This website feels like this picture of SpongeBob but the main twitter discourse right now is about women not being allowed to act slutty in public so they're giving round bob too now
One week until my superbowl
November 21, 2024 at 3:19 PM
One week until my superbowl
I want a bumper sticker that explains I don't let teslas merge on principle so people don't think I'm an asshole but know I'm a hater
November 21, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I want a bumper sticker that explains I don't let teslas merge on principle so people don't think I'm an asshole but know I'm a hater
Is nbc reporting on bluesky or something how does my 62 year old mother already know this exists
November 19, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Is nbc reporting on bluesky or something how does my 62 year old mother already know this exists
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I’m new to this website after like 12 years on Twitter so I’m just gonna follow everyone who follows me and then eliminate one person with the worst posts weekly in a bachelor style ceremony
November 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I’m new to this website after like 12 years on Twitter so I’m just gonna follow everyone who follows me and then eliminate one person with the worst posts weekly in a bachelor style ceremony
My mental state is directly tied to how many instagram stories I'm posting and I think taking a full week off my meds is very visible to anyone on the outside looking in
November 18, 2024 at 7:25 PM
My mental state is directly tied to how many instagram stories I'm posting and I think taking a full week off my meds is very visible to anyone on the outside looking in
Oh brother those beans are STACKED
November 16, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Oh brother those beans are STACKED
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Y’all think she’s on bluesky?
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Y’all think she’s on bluesky?
It kind of feels like when they turn the lights on at the bar in here
November 15, 2024 at 10:00 PM
It kind of feels like when they turn the lights on at the bar in here
I want to get a little drunk and share some kisses with a man that doesn't care if I live or die
November 15, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I want to get a little drunk and share some kisses with a man that doesn't care if I live or die
Reskeet is my new favorite term
November 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Reskeet is my new favorite term
Sorry I have no work ethic today it's because I attended 2 for 1 pozole Thursdays
November 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Sorry I have no work ethic today it's because I attended 2 for 1 pozole Thursdays
Here's a random group of mirror pictures
November 14, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Here's a random group of mirror pictures
Does anyone remember the massive block list of advertisers you could sign up for in 2018 to protest alex jones and it was supposed to unblock all of them once his account was suspended and then never did
Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
November 14, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Does anyone remember the massive block list of advertisers you could sign up for in 2018 to protest alex jones and it was supposed to unblock all of them once his account was suspended and then never did
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I AM UP ON MY SKY SKEETING TO MY SKOLLOWERS AND SKUTUALS
November 14, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I AM UP ON MY SKY SKEETING TO MY SKOLLOWERS AND SKUTUALS
re reading my old tweets is so scary like she was clearly unmedicated
November 14, 2024 at 2:37 PM
re reading my old tweets is so scary like she was clearly unmedicated
i never remember to post on here so i am just going to announce that my house burnt down on saturday doesn't that suck i live in a hotel now lmfao
September 7, 2023 at 1:04 AM
i never remember to post on here so i am just going to announce that my house burnt down on saturday doesn't that suck i live in a hotel now lmfao
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hey could u maybe show me love and appreciation?? no worries if not!!!!!
August 28, 2023 at 8:14 PM
hey could u maybe show me love and appreciation?? no worries if not!!!!!
me 🤝 men with autism
August 28, 2023 at 7:45 PM
me 🤝 men with autism