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Dill Clinton
@bigsizzler.bsky.social
I don’t even know what I’m doing
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Bob Ferguson - The Orange Reaper - 2028 Democratic Nominee for President of the United States
*bill Clinton voice* you like that fuckin cock
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Keep a K on me feel like JSN
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Youngins pop out and “Shooooot” call em riq woolen
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
hot white boy in my pocket i call him Sam Darnold
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Twitter killing group chats got me looking at bluesky kinda saucy
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
G and u can keep the rest
My impulsive ranking:

D
G
E
F
C
H
B
A
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?

For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...
September 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reposted by Dill Clinton
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August 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Doing my part
August 5, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Olympia is goated for morning coffee
July 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Having a big tweet on Hitler app is crazy
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Rule numbre uno, never let no one know
How much cookie dough you hold

It’s the ten snack commandments
My 11-year-old daughter, unhappy with the snacks and the long lines at camp, decided to start her own business with a couple of her campmates. I found this document on my computer.
July 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
YAAAAAA
July 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I HAVE to stop talking to Jewish bitches
July 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Mariners getting cooked
July 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ms pissing me off today
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
June 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
June 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Reposted by Dill Clinton
Wtf is cream soda and why do it hit like that
June 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Wake up
June 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
slow down
grab the wall
wiggle like ya tryna make ya ass fall off
speed up

Kash Patel
Kash Patel
June 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@junlper.beer rodrigooooo
June 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Saw a man at Costco who was presumptively 40+ years old in a tshirt that just said “hey siri, pull my finger!”
June 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
June 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
SHE GONE FRY SHE GONEFRY SHE GONE FRY

Propane
*hank hill as Eric Clapton*

If your burger ain’t done, but you gotta eat one

Propane
June 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Getting unbanned on x is so easy
June 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM