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65% of things are for the bit.
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COLLEGE KICKERS
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Babe, how did you get a Turkey? I thought you went to the game?

I did. They had a MACTION Meat Raffle.
The 50/50 has been over taken.

12, 14 pound turkeys is the right amount.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big baseball fan “Josh Forman” didn’t know that the A’s were moving to Vegas !!! WOW !!!

@mygosh-itsjosh.bsky.social
July 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
there_goes_my_hero.mp3
May 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Modern Technical Marvel: the new security things that replaced the metal detectors.

Thank you for having whatever crazy see through technology you have.
May 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Seeing a lot of mullets. Considering it as a Q1’26 hair style.
May 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Formally a card carrying AMC A-List member.
May 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
PETTIN’ MAD GOLDEN RETRIEVERS !!!!!!
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No word can describe the 5th St (Independence Hall) stop on the MFL other than “cute”
May 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Also I’ve taken a few days to really consider it and I’ve seen too many videos of gorillas fighting to give those 100 men a chance
April 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Happy Spring, Philly Elmo has awoken and the exuberant sound fills the air.
April 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The daily LinkedIn games are fun as fuck and if you disagree you’re lying.
April 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Imitation crab is the chicken nugget of the sea.
April 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Big seltzer dot com has spoken (skeeten?)
Q2 Intention: Skeet a LOT more.
April 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Q2 Intention: Skeet a LOT more.
April 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
That rocked.
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Halftiiiiiiiiiiime!

(In Mustaaaaaaaard voice)
February 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Birds gotta put em in the dirt like Drake. Let's fucking go
February 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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humbled by a hard boiled egg
January 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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sometimes you gotta shit your pants to win

-Jerry Seinfeld
January 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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good morning, SNOWY PLAYOFF GAMEDAY MORNING. LET EM KNOW JALEN
January 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
FUGGIN !!!!!!
December 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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It’s the most ancient form of respect
Epic gift alert: Joe Burrow gifted his offensive linemen authentic Japanese Katana swords.

Each sword comes with its own story, from certain towns or battles. He put them in a room and each picked one.

LT Orlando Brown: “The fact that he bought me a sword, it’s the most ancient form of respect.”
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM