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I build stuff.
I build stuff.
Everybody’s talking about Orwell.
What about Conrad?
Kurtz is about to face his Holy Cow moment.
Apocalypse Wow.
I guess victory smells.
What about Conrad?
Kurtz is about to face his Holy Cow moment.
Apocalypse Wow.
I guess victory smells.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Everybody’s talking about Orwell.
What about Conrad?
Kurtz is about to face his Holy Cow moment.
Apocalypse Wow.
I guess victory smells.
What about Conrad?
Kurtz is about to face his Holy Cow moment.
Apocalypse Wow.
I guess victory smells.
Sorry, I was just unfrozen. Catch me up.
Deep throat is the president?
Deep throat is the president?
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Sorry, I was just unfrozen. Catch me up.
Deep throat is the president?
Deep throat is the president?
Breaking: Trump says all Americans should give every other American the “finger”.
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Breaking: Trump says all Americans should give every other American the “finger”.
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And now he wants us to play Catch Me If You Can.
South Park partnered him with Satan.
His response is to partner with MBS.
I knew from the moment he grabbed our flag like that that he was not a good man.
South Park partnered him with Satan.
His response is to partner with MBS.
I knew from the moment he grabbed our flag like that that he was not a good man.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
And now he wants us to play Catch Me If You Can.
South Park partnered him with Satan.
His response is to partner with MBS.
I knew from the moment he grabbed our flag like that that he was not a good man.
South Park partnered him with Satan.
His response is to partner with MBS.
I knew from the moment he grabbed our flag like that that he was not a good man.
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Trumpedo is America’s Saddam Hussein. He will be running for his life soon.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Trumpedo is America’s Saddam Hussein. He will be running for his life soon.
Any journalist who doesn’t believe this Epstein thing is incredibly important and wide reaching is not a serious journalist.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Any journalist who doesn’t believe this Epstein thing is incredibly important and wide reaching is not a serious journalist.
So, hypothetically, a suspected pedophile president who also has many felony convictions gets removed from office, exposed as a fraud, disgraced and finds his political career over.
But his handpicked lackey, loyalist, all around horrible, criminal cabinet of idiots gets to assume power?
But his handpicked lackey, loyalist, all around horrible, criminal cabinet of idiots gets to assume power?
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
So, hypothetically, a suspected pedophile president who also has many felony convictions gets removed from office, exposed as a fraud, disgraced and finds his political career over.
But his handpicked lackey, loyalist, all around horrible, criminal cabinet of idiots gets to assume power?
But his handpicked lackey, loyalist, all around horrible, criminal cabinet of idiots gets to assume power?
Has anyone secured the nuclear codes yet? Just asking for a friend.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Has anyone secured the nuclear codes yet? Just asking for a friend.
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I know Republicans love their Bible. it’s a shame they are such slow readers. They’re still stuck in the Old Testament. Skip ahead, brothers and sisters.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I know Republicans love their Bible. it’s a shame they are such slow readers. They’re still stuck in the Old Testament. Skip ahead, brothers and sisters.
If your enemy declares war on you and says so in speech or writing, at what point do you recognize that you are under assault and, in fact, at war?
Or do you just say this too shall pass?
Or do you just say this too shall pass?
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If your enemy declares war on you and says so in speech or writing, at what point do you recognize that you are under assault and, in fact, at war?
Or do you just say this too shall pass?
Or do you just say this too shall pass?
I am sorry but sometimes a joke is best left unexplained.
Too funny.
Too funny.
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I am sorry but sometimes a joke is best left unexplained.
Too funny.
Too funny.
Stop pretending (if you struggle with that) that someone else lives your life better than you do. Nobody can. Own your life. Own the sadness but own your glory. I preach to myself sometimes. Just writing, yo. All glory goes to God. Explore what you can do to make this better.
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Stop pretending (if you struggle with that) that someone else lives your life better than you do. Nobody can. Own your life. Own the sadness but own your glory. I preach to myself sometimes. Just writing, yo. All glory goes to God. Explore what you can do to make this better.
On that note, what about the Epstein files?
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
On that note, what about the Epstein files?
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🔥 COACH SULLY: “Let’s see what $4.3 TRILLION looks like when each party gets their hands on it… the oligarchs are laughing all the way to the bank (with Republicans)…”
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
🔥 COACH SULLY: “Let’s see what $4.3 TRILLION looks like when each party gets their hands on it… the oligarchs are laughing all the way to the bank (with Republicans)…”
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Doesn’t any MAGA blowhard see the discrepancy between Fat Jesus telling Americans to get ready for austerity and belt-tightening while he spends billions and gets us into trillions of national debt?
Collapse is coming and pushback is going to be bigly.
Collapse is coming and pushback is going to be bigly.
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doesn’t any MAGA blowhard see the discrepancy between Fat Jesus telling Americans to get ready for austerity and belt-tightening while he spends billions and gets us into trillions of national debt?
Collapse is coming and pushback is going to be bigly.
Collapse is coming and pushback is going to be bigly.
Why are we all living in a David Lynch movie?
October 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Why are we all living in a David Lynch movie?
Augustus Gloop was right about Everything!
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Augustus Gloop was right about Everything!
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Are any of the networks carrying this? Can you post them here? 💁♀️
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Are any of the networks carrying this? Can you post them here? 💁♀️
Sharp knives have just been banned from the white house kitchens.
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sharp knives have just been banned from the white house kitchens.
Trump White House Adds Vomitorium in Curious Savvy Party Move. George Santos to work as Attendant in Men’s Room. Minimum wage while he gets fitted for a leash and microchipped.
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Trump White House Adds Vomitorium in Curious Savvy Party Move. George Santos to work as Attendant in Men’s Room. Minimum wage while he gets fitted for a leash and microchipped.