Danny "half-mile commuter" boy
@bicicleto.bsky.social
A different animal but the same beast.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Lo unico que me detuvo de adoptar dos cachorros ayer fue que no voy a estar dos fines de semana seguido
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Lo unico que me detuvo de adoptar dos cachorros ayer fue que no voy a estar dos fines de semana seguido
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光無き者
ELDEN RING SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE
ELDEN RING SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
光無き者
ELDEN RING SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE
ELDEN RING SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE
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The scarlet bloom flowers once more.
You will witness true horror.
Now, rot!
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
I'm so proud of this artwork.
I drew each strand of her hair, took me a long time to finish.
#ELDENRING #ART
#BRart #fanart
You will witness true horror.
Now, rot!
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
I'm so proud of this artwork.
I drew each strand of her hair, took me a long time to finish.
#ELDENRING #ART
#BRart #fanart
January 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The scarlet bloom flowers once more.
You will witness true horror.
Now, rot!
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
I'm so proud of this artwork.
I drew each strand of her hair, took me a long time to finish.
#ELDENRING #ART
#BRart #fanart
You will witness true horror.
Now, rot!
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
I'm so proud of this artwork.
I drew each strand of her hair, took me a long time to finish.
#ELDENRING #ART
#BRart #fanart
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Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon #eldenring
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon #eldenring
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HA LLEGADO WALLACE
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
HA LLEGADO WALLACE
Como se siente ver el Tour en dia de la Bastilla
Allez LouLous, Allez Guilliame, Allez mon grands
Allez LouLous, Allez Guilliame, Allez mon grands
July 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Como se siente ver el Tour en dia de la Bastilla
Allez LouLous, Allez Guilliame, Allez mon grands
Allez LouLous, Allez Guilliame, Allez mon grands
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Te amo CDMX, por eso dicen que México es surreal
April 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Te amo CDMX, por eso dicen que México es surreal
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attempting to summon the power to ride my bike
April 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
attempting to summon the power to ride my bike
Ánimo pepino!!! Allez allez allez
El pequeño pepinillo ha subido hasta la cumbre del sillón pero necesita ayuda para llegar a la cima.
April 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ánimo pepino!!! Allez allez allez
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Lord Eric of Hornwood 🦌
Will color him soon... Probably
Will color him soon... Probably
March 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lord Eric of Hornwood 🦌
Will color him soon... Probably
Will color him soon... Probably
I'm a fucking jackoff (compré una pieza de la bici en medida incorrecta)
March 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'm a fucking jackoff (compré una pieza de la bici en medida incorrecta)
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Once mother fed me Mexicanized dishes it was all over for me.
February 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Once mother fed me Mexicanized dishes it was all over for me.
Los gringos usan "reinato" en lugar de "mandato" de forma muy liberal y eso les va a traer un chingo de problemas.
February 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Los gringos usan "reinato" en lugar de "mandato" de forma muy liberal y eso les va a traer un chingo de problemas.
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"te lo juro que Xalapa es una ciudad donde pasan muchas cosas"
Las noticias de Xalapa:
Las noticias de Xalapa:
February 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"te lo juro que Xalapa es una ciudad donde pasan muchas cosas"
Las noticias de Xalapa:
Las noticias de Xalapa:
46 mil millones para crear VR chat más culero
This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.
February 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
46 mil millones para crear VR chat más culero
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👕 First pic of Egan Bernal wearing 🇨🇴 2025 RR Nat Champ kit.
(📷 Matías Hidalgo Fernández / Instagram)
(📷 Matías Hidalgo Fernández / Instagram)
February 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
👕 First pic of Egan Bernal wearing 🇨🇴 2025 RR Nat Champ kit.
(📷 Matías Hidalgo Fernández / Instagram)
(📷 Matías Hidalgo Fernández / Instagram)
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The Beauty of a Peloton Going Around a Roundabout.
February 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Beauty of a Peloton Going Around a Roundabout.
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While there’s much praise for the bicycling in Europe, not enough attention is given to bike communities in Latin America. I’ve biked for years in QR, Mexico. I’m deeply inspired by the ingenuity, especially within the indigenous communities. Perhaps its time to refocus our attention from 🇳🇱 to🇨🇴?
February 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
While there’s much praise for the bicycling in Europe, not enough attention is given to bike communities in Latin America. I’ve biked for years in QR, Mexico. I’m deeply inspired by the ingenuity, especially within the indigenous communities. Perhaps its time to refocus our attention from 🇳🇱 to🇨🇴?
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February 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
