Bex
@bexcommunicated.bsky.social
Spoonie. Cat lady. Living in Detroit but left my heart in Buffalo. Lawyer. Legal editor. (she/her)
I lost my place but I can’t stop this story 🎶
I lost my place but I can’t stop this story 🎶
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Bex
@bexcommunicated.bsky.social
· Nov 6
My tweet from the night of the 2016 election. It stayed pinned to my profile until Biden won. I guess I should have spent more time harness-training the girls.
So the dating apps were fun at first. But now I’m like 5 weeks in? 6 maybe? And at this point I’m just exhausted. I don’t even feel excited about any of my matches anymore. I don’t know how people do this for long periods of time
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So the dating apps were fun at first. But now I’m like 5 weeks in? 6 maybe? And at this point I’m just exhausted. I don’t even feel excited about any of my matches anymore. I don’t know how people do this for long periods of time
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Being a lawyer for the last 298 days:
What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Being a lawyer for the last 298 days:
Nothing like having the world’s hottest doctor when I’m trying to explain injuries from sexual escapades and then having him think I’m being domestically abused
a woman in a pink shirt is standing next to a man in a suit and tie and says that was so embarrassing .
Alt: Pam from the show The Office saying “that was so embarrassing. I’m gonna die”
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nothing like having the world’s hottest doctor when I’m trying to explain injuries from sexual escapades and then having him think I’m being domestically abused
I just had to order new jeans. I realized last night that even my “best fitting” jeans are now falling off of me & I know that’s not helping give the best first impression on a coffee date
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I just had to order new jeans. I realized last night that even my “best fitting” jeans are now falling off of me & I know that’s not helping give the best first impression on a coffee date
Had a bad date tonight so I ordered McDonalds and I’m laying in bed in my date night outfit with all my makeup on, eating fries and watching Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
a man with a headband on his head is sitting on a couch .
Alt: Ryan Reynolds as Berg in the show Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place. He has a bandage on his head and he’s saying “be sweet to me!”
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Had a bad date tonight so I ordered McDonalds and I’m laying in bed in my date night outfit with all my makeup on, eating fries and watching Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
I am super late to this because I didn’t know EOS claimed* to be hypoallergenic, but this lotion has me smelling absolutely edible right now
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I am super late to this because I didn’t know EOS claimed* to be hypoallergenic, but this lotion has me smelling absolutely edible right now
Broke out the heating blanket this morning to sit through these trainings and meetings and the girls immediately recognized the blanket
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Broke out the heating blanket this morning to sit through these trainings and meetings and the girls immediately recognized the blanket
lol just got excited about a new guy on tinder & both @legalcat.bsky.social & @stacy.is.relentlessly.online said he looks crazy 😂😂😂😂
a close up of a woman 's face with whosthatgirl-its written below her
Alt: Zooey Deschanel making a face like welp
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
lol just got excited about a new guy on tinder & both @legalcat.bsky.social & @stacy.is.relentlessly.online said he looks crazy 😂😂😂😂
lol some asshole replied to my post about my weight & I didn’t even say anything, I just blocked him. But others saw it & went after him & all it’s done is get more people to congratulate me, so whatever he was trying to accomplish backfired in a major way because now I feel even better about it 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
lol some asshole replied to my post about my weight & I didn’t even say anything, I just blocked him. But others saw it & went after him & all it’s done is get more people to congratulate me, so whatever he was trying to accomplish backfired in a major way because now I feel even better about it 🥰
I finally did the thing where I put 2 duvets in 1 cover to make my bed extra fluffy & now I need to be working but I just want to crawl into my bed because it looks so comfy
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I finally did the thing where I put 2 duvets in 1 cover to make my bed extra fluffy & now I need to be working but I just want to crawl into my bed because it looks so comfy
The number of men who put in their dating profile that they want a long-term relationship & then start sending dick pics the second they get your phone number is wild to me 😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The number of men who put in their dating profile that they want a long-term relationship & then start sending dick pics the second they get your phone number is wild to me 😂
I know BMI is bullshit but as of this morning I am officially only “over-weight” instead of “obese” 🙌🎉 I’m close to the line & my weight tends to fluctuate so I expect to bounce around a little but I’m still taking it as a victory
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I know BMI is bullshit but as of this morning I am officially only “over-weight” instead of “obese” 🙌🎉 I’m close to the line & my weight tends to fluctuate so I expect to bounce around a little but I’m still taking it as a victory
Every time I tell a guy my night job is trial discovery work they ask me what it means. Told a guy who has daughters & he was like “oh just like in Clueless!” And I was like “surprisingly YES” 😂
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every time I tell a guy my night job is trial discovery work they ask me what it means. Told a guy who has daughters & he was like “oh just like in Clueless!” And I was like “surprisingly YES” 😂
Silly me got to the Jack’s Mannequin show only 30 minutes before doors because it’s like 22 degrees & the line was already a block long 😭
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Silly me got to the Jack’s Mannequin show only 30 minutes before doors because it’s like 22 degrees & the line was already a block long 😭
Why is it always Australia? 😂 @sarcasmspice.bsky.social
As if deadly snakes, spiders and sharks were not enough, Australia now has a new creepy critter: a "lucifer" bee with devil-like horns.
Scientists discover new "lucifer" bee with devil-like horns lurking in critically endangered wildflower in Australia
Kit Prendergast discovered the bee while surveying a critically endangered wildflower and was drawn to the insect's unique appearance.
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why is it always Australia? 😂 @sarcasmspice.bsky.social
I need someone I can bounce my dating app matches off of. I’ve only been on the apps for like a month now but I feel like I’m losing it. I can’t tell who is cute and what is a red flag. I need someone to help me screen them 😂 I’d share with y’all but I don’t want to make their photos public
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I need someone I can bounce my dating app matches off of. I’ve only been on the apps for like a month now but I feel like I’m losing it. I can’t tell who is cute and what is a red flag. I need someone to help me screen them 😂 I’d share with y’all but I don’t want to make their photos public
Uuuggggghhhhh. Met another guy I was actually super excited about. Things were going well. But his profile didn’t show his political affiliation so I had to ask. Apolitical. 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Uuuggggghhhhh. Met another guy I was actually super excited about. Things were going well. But his profile didn’t show his political affiliation so I had to ask. Apolitical. 🙃
My Dear Jack VIP merch 😍
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My Dear Jack VIP merch 😍
I’m at the vets office with both girls and the office cat Patrick keeps breaking into our room to say hi to the girls 😂😍
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m at the vets office with both girls and the office cat Patrick keeps breaking into our room to say hi to the girls 😂😍
Also, yes. I see that the world is burning and they are turning their backs on us and leaving us to die and I’m skeeting about walking in a dress in the cold. I have nothing more to add to the conversation that y’all haven’t already said.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Also, yes. I see that the world is burning and they are turning their backs on us and leaving us to die and I’m skeeting about walking in a dress in the cold. I have nothing more to add to the conversation that y’all haven’t already said.
I’m probably going to end up ubering to the Dear Jack benefit tomorrow even though it’s in walking distance because it’s going to be cold and snowing tomorrow and I don’t want to walk that far in dress shoes and a nice dress in that weather
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m probably going to end up ubering to the Dear Jack benefit tomorrow even though it’s in walking distance because it’s going to be cold and snowing tomorrow and I don’t want to walk that far in dress shoes and a nice dress in that weather
Do I wanna go to a donor reception for Gilchrist? I really like him but I’ve grown skeptical of his odds. I tend to back the losing teams here.
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Do I wanna go to a donor reception for Gilchrist? I really like him but I’ve grown skeptical of his odds. I tend to back the losing teams here.
Obligatory “It’s snowing!!” Post for the first snowfall of the season 😍
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Obligatory “It’s snowing!!” Post for the first snowfall of the season 😍