abi 💒
@bevpicards.bsky.social
25. new york. queer. serial complainer. picard/crusher truther. avid doodler. award winning author. go bills. ♿️ pots/a-eds/enceph
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abi 💒
@bevpicards.bsky.social
· Dec 3
OKAY NOW IM REALLY GOING THROUGH THE DAILY DOODLE FOLDER AND I MISS THEM SO MUCH
live footage of me welcoming back the ulcer in my colon that just won’t go the fuck away. WHERE U BEEN BESTIE
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
live footage of me welcoming back the ulcer in my colon that just won’t go the fuck away. WHERE U BEEN BESTIE
me listening to House by Charli XCX and John Cale on repeat because I love horror music
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
me listening to House by Charli XCX and John Cale on repeat because I love horror music
partaking in my favorite hobby tonight: going all day without eating and then eating a fuck ton and then promptly passing out in front of family guy like a dad on thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
partaking in my favorite hobby tonight: going all day without eating and then eating a fuck ton and then promptly passing out in front of family guy like a dad on thanksgiving
the utter BOMBARDMENT of plot twists in the last 10% of Quicksilver has me looking PRECISELY like this right now. I’m on chapter 41 and I am shooketh to my bones
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the utter BOMBARDMENT of plot twists in the last 10% of Quicksilver has me looking PRECISELY like this right now. I’m on chapter 41 and I am shooketh to my bones
the banshee screaming neighbor children don’t have school today and they’re starting early outside. It’s fine, it’s not like I was sleeping in or anything.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the banshee screaming neighbor children don’t have school today and they’re starting early outside. It’s fine, it’s not like I was sleeping in or anything.
I may or may not have burst into tears from relief
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I may or may not have burst into tears from relief
I’ve been bitching for weeks “where’s the fucking snow! Where’s the snow at?!” and I just got up to go to the bathroom and looked outside and everything in me just instantly relaxed. If it looked like this year round, I’d never be sad again
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’ve been bitching for weeks “where’s the fucking snow! Where’s the snow at?!” and I just got up to go to the bathroom and looked outside and everything in me just instantly relaxed. If it looked like this year round, I’d never be sad again
“Why did I have a panic attack in Walmart?” THATS WHY
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Why did I have a panic attack in Walmart?” THATS WHY
“Why am I so — oh yeah that’s why”
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“Why am I so — oh yeah that’s why”
I live in Buffalo so I obviously couldn’t vote for NYC mayor but am I crying tears of joy for the Mamdani win? Yes.
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I live in Buffalo so I obviously couldn’t vote for NYC mayor but am I crying tears of joy for the Mamdani win? Yes.
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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It’s Cuomover
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s Cuomover
I’m so close to being done I can almost taste it
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m so close to being done I can almost taste it
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I found out by the sound of children singing in the streets.
a man in a police uniform is holding a bag and shouting bagel ! bagel !
Alt: Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 is holding a bag and shouting bagel ! bagel ! While throwing bagels to other people to celebrate the death of his nemesis.
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I found out by the sound of children singing in the streets.
just know my first reaction was to yell “CHENEY???? not trump but CHENEY???” like this
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just know my first reaction was to yell “CHENEY???? not trump but CHENEY???” like this
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
live footage of me begging my stomach to tell me what I can feed it that won’t end with me being miserable
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is asking the woman what she wants .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is asking the woman what she wants .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
live footage of me begging my stomach to tell me what I can feed it that won’t end with me being miserable
hello from my book lair 💖📚
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
hello from my book lair 💖📚
Daylight savings ending is always the worst. It shouldn’t make a difference but my body, that does not understand the concept of this confusing shit, is just gonna be mega pissed that it thinks I’m getting my timed meds an hour later than usual
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Daylight savings ending is always the worst. It shouldn’t make a difference but my body, that does not understand the concept of this confusing shit, is just gonna be mega pissed that it thinks I’m getting my timed meds an hour later than usual
I hit six months today 🥹
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hit six months today 🥹
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![Post by "[flower] D R C R U S H E R [flower]" (@docmilf2000):
imagine having sex with a ghost and someone walks into your room and they just see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hopmtyvc3dhv62ofiuzii5t7/bafkreidscemv3rbtmqs3jm7kijhdbwhbj43f6jxf3hxdlkstrtrmnotv7u@jpeg)
IDK HOW, MY MOM IS A LEGEND, BUT IM GETTING MY OLD HEALTH INSURANCE BACK’
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
IDK HOW, MY MOM IS A LEGEND, BUT IM GETTING MY OLD HEALTH INSURANCE BACK’
I’m gonna be here a while
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m gonna be here a while