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I’ll have what I’m having.

Talking food with all your gay best friends at https://gaytakeaway.substack.com
Yes - but also please tell me about the restaurant food you ate with your lost loves that still haunt you.
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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every time I learn this particular cardinal’s name I manage to forget it again, and then eventually I am reintroduced, like a newborn baby, to the wonder of it all
that’s not his name
April 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
New Q&A! This week on Gay Takeaway I interview the amazing author and screenwriter @alissanutting.bsky.social about Diet Coke, Reese’s holiday shapes, and her current favorite Taco Bell order (hint: witch cauldron). Eat up cuties! 🥤
Takeaway Q&A: Food Chats with Alissa Nutting
Reese's White Creme Peanut Butter Tree, hallowed be thy name. 🙏
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April 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Last week I talked with the one and only Ali Liebegott about all the good things in life - hot dogs, dunkins, and donuts. Check it out! 🌭
Takeaway Q&A: Food chats with Ali Liebegott
Turn left at the ghost of 1,000 Dunkin's. ☕️
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March 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Omg Friday night pizza night with the incomparable @hishelley.bsky.social!

Which pizza is actually soup?
Read on! 🍕🥕
Takeaway Q&A: Pizza Party with Shelley Gaske 🍕
Deadass sigma Stuffed Crust.
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March 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Last week I chatted with the amazing writer and founder of @generouspress.bsky.social, Elaina Ellis, all about the beloved art form known as nachos. Supreme! 🧀
Takeaway Q&A: Nachos Party with Elaina Ellis
Nacho Business.
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March 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Last week Gay Takeaway talked with the phenomenal @kokamoto.bsky.social about 🧈, 🍰, and 🍭!!

Also check out her Substack Snack Chat, it’s one of my faves! katieokamoto.substack.com
Takeaway Q&A: Food Chats with Katie Okamoto
Bring on the butters!
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February 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It’s all about ice cream this week at Gay Takeaway! The best food group. 🎂
Takeaway Q&A: Ice Cream Social with Kristin Tucker 🍦
We all scream for clown sundaes.
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January 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It’s Candyland at Gay Takeaway this week! Author Sarah Perry and I talk about candy jingles, the best treat while driving, and what makes candy essentially queer. Her forthcoming book all about candy, Sweet Nothings, is out Feb 4th! 🍬
Gay Takeaway Q&A: Candy Spectacular with Sarah Perry
Praise be to our bisexual lord and savior Almond Joy/Mounds! 🙏
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January 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Only 50 years late
January 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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some forthcoming 2025 books by women of color I’m excited about!!!

in this piece out today in @electriclit.bsky.social 🖤

electricliterature.com/48-books-by-...
48 Books By Women of Color to Read in 2025 - Electric Literature
Books by Zora Neale Hurston, Laila Lalami, Andrea Long Chu, Angela Flournoy, and EL's own Denne Michele Norris are among the most anticipated
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January 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Last week on Gay Takeaway we interviewed the phenomenal Katie Lee Ellison! We chatted hot dogs, shrimp, and the amazing local restaurants and event spaces that have partnered with Nonfiction for No Reason. More national and international events planned in 2025! katieleeellison.com/nonfiction-f...
Takeaway Q&A: Food Chats with Katie Lee Ellison
Much Ado About Shrimp 🍤
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January 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
New year, new pies! Check out this week’s episode of Gay Takeaway - featuring Makenna O’Keeffee who designed our adorable key lime pie logo! 🥧
Gay Takeaway Q&A: Food Chats with Makenna O'Keeffe
Let’s time travel for some clementine pie.
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January 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oranges. Prime Rib potato chips. Vienneta. It’s all here! Check out the last Gay Takeaway interview of the year, featuring the phenomenal @kristenarnett.bsky.social!
Gay Takeaway Q&A: Food Chats with Kristen Arnett
Say no to BOGO bananas.
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December 22, 2024 at 6:38 PM
There is legitimately nothing I hate more than wrapping presents. I am so phenomenally bad at it I end up panicking and sweating. Is this some built-in people pleasing boiling point, or a lack of my brain fundamentally being unable to interpret 3d space? Is anyone else cursed with this affliction? 🫠
December 19, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Favorites of 2024! What I wouldn’t give for some coffee soft serve to go with the midnight rainstorm that is 4pm in Seattle. 🍦
Gay Takeaway: Best of 2024 edition!
Pepto Skittles how could you?
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December 14, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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i should be able to give the guy at the pizza slice store a dollar and have him pick out the right slice for me based on my vibes
December 8, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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What we both need and deserve is for either Mitski or Jason Isbell to write a two-act romantic operetta about the United Healthcare assassin
December 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
This week on Gay Takeaway, @aaronlanou.bsky.social and I dig into on all things pancakes! Pure maple syrup goodness.
🍴🥞
Takeaway Q&A: Pancake Special with Aaron Lanou 🥞
Beware the pancake fight-or-flight growl!
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December 6, 2024 at 8:07 PM
At a cabin on Whidbey this week watching the water with Waffles and @brittashley.bsky.social. Waffles says hi and wants me to tell you she’s seen three eagles!
November 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
New Gay Takeaway featuring the one and only Nat Stratton-Clark! Topics discussed include: snackle boxes, snuggly ducklings, and circus sprinkle cookies. What more could you want? 🧰
Takeaway Q&A: Food Chats with Nat Stratton-Clarke
All hail the snackle box!
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November 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Hot off the presses - a brand new issue of Gay Takeaway featuring the one and only Jeff Petriello! New interviews every Friday. Eat up! 🍝
Takeaway Q&A: Food Chats with Jeff Petriello
It's giving ravioli.
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November 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM