Jonathan JE Brown
@berty2001.bsky.social
Digital marketing at Edge45, Newcastle (NUFC) fan, love films, currently writing first book.
Honestly, it sucks that Bruno is out but, as a team, if we are to progress, we need to learn to win without him. And as this season is pretty much a write off, it might not be the worst time to give Willock and Ramsey some serious game time #nufc
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Honestly, it sucks that Bruno is out but, as a team, if we are to progress, we need to learn to win without him. And as this season is pretty much a write off, it might not be the worst time to give Willock and Ramsey some serious game time #nufc
We've had so many games this season where I've felt if we won it, it'd help turn our season around and keep us in contact with the top lot. And we've pretty much lost all off them.
We've not had a decent run of games. We just look totally out of it.
We've not had a decent run of games. We just look totally out of it.
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
We've had so many games this season where I've felt if we won it, it'd help turn our season around and keep us in contact with the top lot. And we've pretty much lost all off them.
We've not had a decent run of games. We just look totally out of it.
We've not had a decent run of games. We just look totally out of it.
This is going to end up 3- or 4-1 isn't it.
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This is going to end up 3- or 4-1 isn't it.
Think no matter what happens at the end of the season, we need a full clear out. All GKs, Kraft, Tripps, Schar, Willock, Osula.
We're just too old and tired. Leading to too many mistakes, not enough drive, not enough pressing.
We're just too old and tired. Leading to too many mistakes, not enough drive, not enough pressing.
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Think no matter what happens at the end of the season, we need a full clear out. All GKs, Kraft, Tripps, Schar, Willock, Osula.
We're just too old and tired. Leading to too many mistakes, not enough drive, not enough pressing.
We're just too old and tired. Leading to too many mistakes, not enough drive, not enough pressing.
Ok, now the whole Greenland thing is resolved (to an extent) can we now go back to Venezuela, Epstein, ICE and, well, everything else needs been distracting us from #trump
January 21, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Ok, now the whole Greenland thing is resolved (to an extent) can we now go back to Venezuela, Epstein, ICE and, well, everything else needs been distracting us from #trump
Would #nufc fans be up for selling Gordon? Honestly, if we got around £80m and had a replacement lined up I'd take it.
He's got a lot of talent but just isn't doing it this year. Maybe once he gets a goal he'll start knocking them in. But with Barnes ready to go, think it'd be worth the risk
He's got a lot of talent but just isn't doing it this year. Maybe once he gets a goal he'll start knocking them in. But with Barnes ready to go, think it'd be worth the risk
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Would #nufc fans be up for selling Gordon? Honestly, if we got around £80m and had a replacement lined up I'd take it.
He's got a lot of talent but just isn't doing it this year. Maybe once he gets a goal he'll start knocking them in. But with Barnes ready to go, think it'd be worth the risk
He's got a lot of talent but just isn't doing it this year. Maybe once he gets a goal he'll start knocking them in. But with Barnes ready to go, think it'd be worth the risk
Time again when we have these opportunities to push on, we bottle it.
We need a creative midfielder, a proper back up RB and just some ideas
We need a creative midfielder, a proper back up RB and just some ideas
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Time again when we have these opportunities to push on, we bottle it.
We need a creative midfielder, a proper back up RB and just some ideas
We need a creative midfielder, a proper back up RB and just some ideas
Sam from Traitors giving big Dennis Reynolds vibes
two men are standing next to each other in a store and one of them is wearing a blue shirt .
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January 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Sam from Traitors giving big Dennis Reynolds vibes
Another Dubs super performance incoming. We really need to win today. Know our away record is shite but we need to get wins on the road. No excuses. Up the Toon
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Another Dubs super performance incoming. We really need to win today. Know our away record is shite but we need to get wins on the road. No excuses. Up the Toon
What I'd give for a world class keeper at #NUFC. If you log at the transformational effect of players like Ederson, Allison, Raya, Martinez. Think if we had that quality at the back, we'd be so much more assured, confident and liable to hold on to games.
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What I'd give for a world class keeper at #NUFC. If you log at the transformational effect of players like Ederson, Allison, Raya, Martinez. Think if we had that quality at the back, we'd be so much more assured, confident and liable to hold on to games.
So sad to hear about Rob Reiner. A truly great director and genuinely good guy who was also behind some of cinemas most iconic moments
- Up to 11
- My name is Inigo...
- I'll have what she's having
- You can't handle the truth
- Hobbling
- Trrraaaiiiinnn
And many more.
- Up to 11
- My name is Inigo...
- I'll have what she's having
- You can't handle the truth
- Hobbling
- Trrraaaiiiinnn
And many more.
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
So sad to hear about Rob Reiner. A truly great director and genuinely good guy who was also behind some of cinemas most iconic moments
- Up to 11
- My name is Inigo...
- I'll have what she's having
- You can't handle the truth
- Hobbling
- Trrraaaiiiinnn
And many more.
- Up to 11
- My name is Inigo...
- I'll have what she's having
- You can't handle the truth
- Hobbling
- Trrraaaiiiinnn
And many more.
Understand what Howe's saying but felt we've needed more goals from midfield. And Bruno especially. Been good to see him scoring and leading.
Newcastle United have found unlikely talisman Eddie Howe did not want to find - Chronicle Live share.google/8quYhYJd5MB6...
Newcastle United have found unlikely talisman Eddie Howe did not want to find - Chronicle Live share.google/8quYhYJd5MB6...
Newcastle United have found unlikely talisman Eddie Howe did not want to find
Bruno Guimaraes is starting to step up when Newcastle need him most
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December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Understand what Howe's saying but felt we've needed more goals from midfield. And Bruno especially. Been good to see him scoring and leading.
Newcastle United have found unlikely talisman Eddie Howe did not want to find - Chronicle Live share.google/8quYhYJd5MB6...
Newcastle United have found unlikely talisman Eddie Howe did not want to find - Chronicle Live share.google/8quYhYJd5MB6...
You know what's wrong with movies these days. Not enough contraptions. Look at the homemade inventions and Rube Goldberg machines in Back to the Future, Goonies, Gremlins, Pee Wee, Honey I Shrunk the Kids. That's what the 80s did right.
a ge general electric clock sits on a table
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November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You know what's wrong with movies these days. Not enough contraptions. Look at the homemade inventions and Rube Goldberg machines in Back to the Future, Goonies, Gremlins, Pee Wee, Honey I Shrunk the Kids. That's what the 80s did right.
Think this and West Ham are a proper wake up call. This isn't inconsistency it's just poor. Can't score, can defend, not controlling the midfield. City up next and closer to relegation than Europe
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Think this and West Ham are a proper wake up call. This isn't inconsistency it's just poor. Can't score, can defend, not controlling the midfield. City up next and closer to relegation than Europe
Think Newcastle are missing an old fashion ninety 9. When teams are just sitting back we need someone we can get it into the box to and will cause trouble. Who can get on the end of a loose bouncing ball and finish. Woltemade is great but not that player. Wissa could be.
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Think Newcastle are missing an old fashion ninety 9. When teams are just sitting back we need someone we can get it into the box to and will cause trouble. Who can get on the end of a loose bouncing ball and finish. Woltemade is great but not that player. Wissa could be.
Well, our defence is good. Just need to start scoring
September 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Well, our defence is good. Just need to start scoring
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Honestly in the UK at the moment it should be “stop being fucking idiots”.
I always thought that we were a country of well balanced people who were smart enough to recognise when they are being sold to by con men.
The last 10-15 years has proven otherwise
Turkeys voting for Christmas over here.
I always thought that we were a country of well balanced people who were smart enough to recognise when they are being sold to by con men.
The last 10-15 years has proven otherwise
Turkeys voting for Christmas over here.
September 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Honestly in the UK at the moment it should be “stop being fucking idiots”.
I always thought that we were a country of well balanced people who were smart enough to recognise when they are being sold to by con men.
The last 10-15 years has proven otherwise
Turkeys voting for Christmas over here.
I always thought that we were a country of well balanced people who were smart enough to recognise when they are being sold to by con men.
The last 10-15 years has proven otherwise
Turkeys voting for Christmas over here.
Think Howe genuinely wanted to try something new tactically this season with #nufc, and is trying to implement it despite (or because of) being reduced to having no proper striker and missing key players in midfield.
August 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Think Howe genuinely wanted to try something new tactically this season with #nufc, and is trying to implement it despite (or because of) being reduced to having no proper striker and missing key players in midfield.
Honestly, don't mind ManU winning as means Amiron keeps his job for longer. No risk of getting a decent manager in who could actually start getting them playing well.
August 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Honestly, don't mind ManU winning as means Amiron keeps his job for longer. No risk of getting a decent manager in who could actually start getting them playing well.
Hmm. Didn't mean for #nufc to take this literally
Think we need to go out full energy and intensity. Even if that means an injury and bookings. If we can show them and the rest of the league we're here to play, to win, and don't need Isak, I think it sends a strong message.
August 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hmm. Didn't mean for #nufc to take this literally
Reposted by Jonathan JE Brown
Think we need to go out full energy and intensity. Even if that means an injury and bookings. If we can show them and the rest of the league we're here to play, to win, and don't need Isak, I think it sends a strong message.
August 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Think we need to go out full energy and intensity. Even if that means an injury and bookings. If we can show them and the rest of the league we're here to play, to win, and don't need Isak, I think it sends a strong message.
If Liverpool were really looking to bid after the game surely they would have been working with #nufc on this in the background. Which would suggest we have a replacement ready to go - which we don't. So I just don't think they are going to bid.
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If Liverpool were really looking to bid after the game surely they would have been working with #nufc on this in the background. Which would suggest we have a replacement ready to go - which we don't. So I just don't think they are going to bid.
Howe: My wish is that he will be playing with us on Monday and 100% I want to see him back in a Newcastle shirt.
Can see Isak coming back. This is the first step. The opening of the door from Howe. Keep talking about his return and it becomes more normal
Can see Isak coming back. This is the first step. The opening of the door from Howe. Keep talking about his return and it becomes more normal
August 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Howe: My wish is that he will be playing with us on Monday and 100% I want to see him back in a Newcastle shirt.
Can see Isak coming back. This is the first step. The opening of the door from Howe. Keep talking about his return and it becomes more normal
Can see Isak coming back. This is the first step. The opening of the door from Howe. Keep talking about his return and it becomes more normal
At least Howe had kept it private, classy and the door open.
That Isak statement essentially shuts the door.
That Isak statement essentially shuts the door.
August 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
At least Howe had kept it private, classy and the door open.
That Isak statement essentially shuts the door.
That Isak statement essentially shuts the door.