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Traffic Jam Master Jay
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40s Developer Dad. He/Him
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June 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sorry Dave but you were born to play Luigi. Just embrace it

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think Kraven The Hunter poorly inserted an entire character during reshoots and I can't find any explanation as to why because no one watched the movie but me apparently.

Also a shocking amount of poorly integrated ADR.
January 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I know we’re living in a simulation because people are out here acting like they enjoy Crumbl cookies. Fuck those 3D printed ass fake food cookies
December 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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A helpful gift shopping algorithm that I made for @theguardian.com a couple of years ago.
December 11, 2024 at 1:12 PM
The only person allowed to be happy about the positive ID on Luigi Mangione is Dave Franco's agent
December 9, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Watch the latest episode of Gastronauts on Dropout.tv
www.dropout.tv/videos/tosse...
It's the best cooking show period and if you don't have a Dropout subscription, I'll gift you one because if this show flops, I will lose my shit.
December 6, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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I refuse to call them skeets.
December 6, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Your nominees for best subversive parenthetical of 2024 are… www.newyorker.com/news/news-de...
December 2, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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If you have need of someone with:

- 18 years experience in journalism, writing, communication, etc
- 18 years podcasting experience
- 10+ years of event programming and hosting
- An extensive network of industry contacts
- Deep knowledge of the video games industry
... please drop me a line. [5/5]
December 2, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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Fuck being the bigger person. On 1/20/25, I'm going to start biting people.
December 2, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Jesus, Kendrick. I've got meetings today
youtu.be/fuV4yQWdn_4?...
squabble up
YouTube video by Kendrick Lamar
youtu.be
November 25, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Sharing this one around again. It's that time of year, aka the time where you support individual artists and small businesses not Amazon

go.bsky.app/LFH1r71
November 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
God has the chance to do the funniest thing in the world
November 25, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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(guy who has been acting like a high profile erratic prick on social media for a decade voice): it's crazy that i'm getting blocked before i even posted anything here
November 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM