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bententle.bsky.social
Bentley
@bententle.bsky.social
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bententle.bsky.social
not to complain about a game im genuinely enjoying but why the fuck did outer worlds 2 remove literally everything that made the companions actually good
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
bententle.bsky.social
WHO GAVE MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR A BILLIARD TABLE
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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chasemit.bsky.social
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
bententle.bsky.social
who took the bones out of my cookies
the flattest cookies you've ever seen
July 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
bententle.bsky.social
being autistic is a fun adventure because sometimes you're just trying to crack an egg into a bowl but you accidentally fucking slam it and watch the entire egg splooge onto the counter helplessly
June 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
bententle.bsky.social
things you have to say when you have cats

"if you're gonna poop on the floor do it before we have guests"
May 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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doraingrid.bsky.social
I both expected you to come and am surprised to see you, O Son of Hades.

#art | #hadesgame | #zagreus
illustration of a pale young man with spiky black hair, wearing black/red ancient greek clothes, his feet are bare, glowing orange and scalding hot, he is floating in the middle of a floating platform, surrounded by falling broken pillars, holding his hand out, reaching for a purple boon by the primordial god chaos, whose grey-ish face is emerging from the darkness behind him, giant in comparison. in the foreground we can see chaos's hand holding the platform
May 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
bententle.bsky.social
the fucking gall of my ivermectin mother to call me "mister self diagnosis" when i told her i had ringworm. only to immediately ask me what ringworm is. christ.
May 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
bententle.bsky.social
the rage i feel in my soul when the egg just WILL NOT FUCKING BREAK
May 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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mcs212.bsky.social
(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
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Emperor Palpatine with a gun in #Fortnite
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
bententle.bsky.social
WIP
MY BODY DECAYS BUT THE ART GOES ON
April 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
bententle.bsky.social
my bathroom fan is the kind that has a timer built in and the way it ticks is so ominous why are you threatening me
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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rondanchan.bsky.social
Altered screenshot from Futurama. A sign reads: 0 minutes since fuck I drew on the wrong layer. It's comically mocked up to look bad, and transparency artifacts appear around transformed text. The character Fry has a Wacom stylus edited into his hand.
April 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
bententle.bsky.social
the least dressed person and most dressed person in greece
Two people stand next to each other in a market in Greece. On the left is a near naked man wearing nought but a small cloth around his waist, tied with simple rope. On the right, a person wearing the absolute most. Tunic, gauntlets, treads, layered waistband, caped breastplate, hood, and full gear to boot.
March 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
bententle.bsky.social
@svupodcast.bsky.social
Squidward kneels, weeping, in front of a gravestone. He holds flowers. The gravestone reads: HERE LIES SNACK OR WACK
March 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
bententle.bsky.social
I made a new mc skin for my snow biome place ive been doing on dogcraft
A screenshot of a minecraft skin, slightly in motion. He has a green shag haircut, pale torn jeans, and lavender cat sweater. He also has golden glasses and a green mustache.
February 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
bententle.bsky.social
"is he rat or mouse"
yes. next
Bentley holds up a sketch in pencil and fine point ink. It is of a humanoid mouse or rat. More a mouse in frame, but greatly haggard like a rat.
February 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
bententle.bsky.social
cut my hair
Bentley stands in the bathroom holding a peace sign and pouting slightly. His hair is damp and curly in a vague mullet shape
February 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
bententle.bsky.social
today I learned:
A picture of Nathan Lane and Whoopi Goldberg wearing the same ancient roman costume on a broadway stage. a screencap of a wikipedia article that inexplicably says: "Nathan Lane as Pseudolus (replaced by Whoopi Goldberg)"
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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autisticadam.bsky.social
Autistic life is no matter what you say to someone you will be wrong. Even when you're right, because you struggle to explain yourself you get dismissed. It's painful because deep down you know you're right and they’re wrong.
February 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
bententle.bsky.social
i fucking hate being disabled what the fuck do you mean i havent slept in two days because my feet are warm
February 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
bententle.bsky.social
screaming at this bit where twyla just actually uses the bathroom
A screenshot of Jujubee, a drag queen, on Dimension 20. Her hair is tall and voluminous, presumably so as to more easily reach Jesus. The caption reads: "(Jujubee inexplicably speaking Gaelic)" Two drag queens on Dimension 20. Monet X Change leans slightly backward and smiles in surprise. She has a large mahogany colored afro. Alaska Thunderfuck gives the camera a confused snarl through her long blonde waves and black accessories. The caption says: "(Brennan and Bob wheezing)" Brennan Lee Mulligan on Dimension 20, eyelids painted in vivid blue and yellow, and ears adorned with blue pointed ears. The caption reads: "You know what? Brave, profound, and perfect."
February 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
bententle.bsky.social
who here knows how to cook an egg sunny side up bc ya boy struggles
February 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
bententle.bsky.social
i think my cat and i have synced manic episodes
February 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
bententle.bsky.social
the fact that drag queens are still using purple glue sticks for their eyebrows brings me some semblance of peace and normalcy
February 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM