Grue
bengrue.bsky.social
Grue
@bengrue.bsky.social
Just a man, not a brand
Reposted by Grue
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I choose to believe that "Six Seven" is just a corruption of
867-5309

(Just ask for Jenny)
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It's never not going to be "Twitter," Elon.

Stop trying so hard
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How the hell has there been 15 years of Dumbing of Age?
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I got my first "six seven" in real life today. 11 year old at a magic draft.

I deployed "You know why six was afraid of seven? Because SEVEN ATE NINE!" in response

Deadface "huh?"

:(:(:(
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Magic the Gathering house rule:

If you don't have the token, you must DRAW the token...
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"This is the most pushed magic card I've ever...

...oh, it says 'Sorcery'"

-me, every spoiler season
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Environmental Storytelling / Puzzle
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yet another party I closed our by talking about The Powe Broker

...I should stop doing that. Regardless how amazing a biographer Robert Caro is
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My kink is leaving a failing Balatro run on my phone on the last hand with no discards and knowing that I'll be frustrated as hell in 2 days when I pick it back up
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Flordor, where the Shadow lies
October 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"je ne sais quoi" is French for "vibes"
October 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
House rule: if you don't have the token... you must DRAW the token

#mtg #edh
October 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Reposted by Grue
20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could

now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest
September 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The crap narcotics are left in a bowl by the front door - please only take one
September 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
(Looks left. Looks right)

I USED to think why,...

why...

...

(dies)
September 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wheel of Time Audiobook nit: "Perrin" and "Verin" sound identical with clogged ears
August 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Middle-aged man-talk (c. 2025ce)
August 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Brennan Lee Mulligan looks like 1985 Biff Tannen whenever he goes "dark mode"

(gonna get that dog!)
August 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Dress to Empress
August 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Found in the wild
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"Some drink to remember; some drink to forget"

Who the FUCK drinks to remember?
August 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I love the Venture Bros
August 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
laudatory (derogatory)
August 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM