Jelly
@jellyb.bsky.social
Some weird dog thing that smells like grape • Computer Fixer • Electronic Builder • Retro Game Liker
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Some NSFW, 18+ only
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Banner art by ArrowMarrow
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The guy genuinely gave a shit.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The guy genuinely gave a shit.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
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Just a quick doodle!
January 27, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Just a quick doodle!
retiring my fursona and replacing it with a Futurama mutant OC
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 AM
retiring my fursona and replacing it with a Futurama mutant OC
on today's installment of Every Wrestler You Liked Before The 2010's is a Bastard,
Ken Shamrock Says Those Who Oppose ICE are 'Brainwashed'
www.bodyslam.net/2026/01/26/k...
www.bodyslam.net/2026/01/26/k...
Ken Shamrock Says Those Who Oppose ICE are 'Brainwashed'
The views expressed in this or any other editorial are solely those of the writer and do not necessarily represent the views, thoughts, feelings, or sense of humor as any Bodyslam.net staff. They are opinions and should not be considered news. Ken Shamrock was once known as “The World’s Most Dangerous Man” and, for a […]
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January 27, 2026 at 3:55 AM
on today's installment of Every Wrestler You Liked Before The 2010's is a Bastard,
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for you? it's on the mouse!
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 AM
for you? it's on the mouse!
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good night u all
October 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
good night u all
what are the odds he saw that video of the incel dorks sieg heiling each other to his song and finally went "I should probably step back and reassess my actions a bit"
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:
“I lost touch with reality”
“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
what are the odds he saw that video of the incel dorks sieg heiling each other to his song and finally went "I should probably step back and reassess my actions a bit"
Seeing Mamdani instantly delivering on his promises is proving to me that the majority of democratic politicians who sit on their hands and say "we don't have the power to create that change" are lying through their teeth.
Mamdani on The View on new funding for universal childcare: "We actually have a mother in the audience -- Mallory -- who when the announcement was made, texted her husband to say, 'It might be time for a second kid.'"
Hosts: "Awwww"
Hosts: "Awwww"
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Seeing Mamdani instantly delivering on his promises is proving to me that the majority of democratic politicians who sit on their hands and say "we don't have the power to create that change" are lying through their teeth.
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He stopped smoking for good
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
He stopped smoking for good
do u think naruto kisses his shadow clones
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 AM
do u think naruto kisses his shadow clones
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January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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🚨NEW ACTION:
We just launched a brand new tool to send a one-click email asking your Senators to vote against renewing ICE funding.
Let's get to work.
win.newmode.net/votersoftomo...
We just launched a brand new tool to send a one-click email asking your Senators to vote against renewing ICE funding.
Let's get to work.
win.newmode.net/votersoftomo...
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
🚨NEW ACTION:
We just launched a brand new tool to send a one-click email asking your Senators to vote against renewing ICE funding.
Let's get to work.
win.newmode.net/votersoftomo...
We just launched a brand new tool to send a one-click email asking your Senators to vote against renewing ICE funding.
Let's get to work.
win.newmode.net/votersoftomo...
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Go on, TAKE IT!!!
November 30, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Go on, TAKE IT!!!
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if you voted for Trump in 2016, I can MAYBE find that excusable. I mean, you're an easily duped idiot and I don't wanna be your friend. But, maybe you just wanted a change from the establishment, and you saw this guy who wasn't a politician
2020 and 2024, though? He'd literally ALREADY DONE THE JOB
2020 and 2024, though? He'd literally ALREADY DONE THE JOB
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
if you voted for Trump in 2016, I can MAYBE find that excusable. I mean, you're an easily duped idiot and I don't wanna be your friend. But, maybe you just wanted a change from the establishment, and you saw this guy who wasn't a politician
2020 and 2024, though? He'd literally ALREADY DONE THE JOB
2020 and 2024, though? He'd literally ALREADY DONE THE JOB
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The other day, I had the image of PaRappa painting his face in my head, I wanted to reproduce it in a drawing.
January 24, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The other day, I had the image of PaRappa painting his face in my head, I wanted to reproduce it in a drawing.
"we need to seize tiktok from china because they're using it to spy on you"
"now that we own it, we're updating the privacy policy so we can spy on you"
"now that we own it, we're updating the privacy policy so we can spy on you"
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
www.wired.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
"we need to seize tiktok from china because they're using it to spy on you"
"now that we own it, we're updating the privacy policy so we can spy on you"
"now that we own it, we're updating the privacy policy so we can spy on you"
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This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges. This leaves in place a federal judge's ruling that the anti-DEI effort violated the First Amendment and federal procedural rules. (Via AP) apnews.com/article/dei-... #ncpol #nced
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges
The Trump administration is dropping its appeal of a federal court ruling that blocked a campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion threatening federal funding to the nation’s schools and colle...
apnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
wanna come to my house and play twisted metal 2?
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 AM
wanna come to my house and play twisted metal 2?
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"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."