My kids are not interested in my proposed house rule to fix the busted action economy in Catan Jr. This is dad abuse
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My kids are not interested in my proposed house rule to fix the busted action economy in Catan Jr. This is dad abuse
I have the day off tomorrow and the kids will be at school: the rare day when I can play the tuba and not get yelled at
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have the day off tomorrow and the kids will be at school: the rare day when I can play the tuba and not get yelled at
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Washing your hands is amazing;; you just soap em up, add a lil water, then hey presto: all that nasty shit goes down the drain to fuck off forever
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Washing your hands is amazing;; you just soap em up, add a lil water, then hey presto: all that nasty shit goes down the drain to fuck off forever
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
shocked to learn dick cheney has been alive this whole time
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
shocked to learn dick cheney has been alive this whole time
I am fucking good at grocery shopping and saving money and every time a politician tries to tell people how to shop I want to [redacted]
October 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I am fucking good at grocery shopping and saving money and every time a politician tries to tell people how to shop I want to [redacted]
4200 per year is about 80 bucks per week. I live in a cheap region and that's still only like 3/4 of an Aldi run if I'm keeping my wife and kids alive
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
4200 per year is about 80 bucks per week. I live in a cheap region and that's still only like 3/4 of an Aldi run if I'm keeping my wife and kids alive
Buttercream frosting is too sweet. We're flying too close to the sun
October 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Buttercream frosting is too sweet. We're flying too close to the sun
It's weird that $20 is the same as $60.. why is no one talking about this
October 8, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It's weird that $20 is the same as $60.. why is no one talking about this
Listen I don't know how to explain this but all my views are correct. Put that in the newspaper
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Listen I don't know how to explain this but all my views are correct. Put that in the newspaper
I would sooner take to the woods and become an ascetic than send a read receipt
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I would sooner take to the woods and become an ascetic than send a read receipt
Borrowed the *good* tuba from my dad; it's all over for you, you're cooked
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Borrowed the *good* tuba from my dad; it's all over for you, you're cooked
Well that means MY date of birth is closer to WWII than it is to the present day. I feel nothing about this
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Well that means MY date of birth is closer to WWII than it is to the present day. I feel nothing about this
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Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
2yo: scunsqeen
Me: sunscreen
2yo: scrumsqweem
Me: sun. screen.
2yo: ...scumscream
Me: sunscreen
2yo: scrumsqweem
Me: sun. screen.
2yo: ...scumscream
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
2yo: scunsqeen
Me: sunscreen
2yo: scrumsqweem
Me: sun. screen.
2yo: ...scumscream
Me: sunscreen
2yo: scrumsqweem
Me: sun. screen.
2yo: ...scumscream
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It's called Expedition 33 because it came out on the Nintendo 33
September 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It's called Expedition 33 because it came out on the Nintendo 33
I hate to be the one to remind everybody, but
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I hate to be the one to remind everybody, but
Going to go out on a limb and say I'm probably the most ska-adjacent government official in my state
September 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Going to go out on a limb and say I'm probably the most ska-adjacent government official in my state
Anyway this cat hangs outside the state capitol right where all the employees walk by so he gets lots of pets
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Anyway this cat hangs outside the state capitol right where all the employees walk by so he gets lots of pets
I would eat ice cream for every meal if God didn't hate shit like that
August 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I would eat ice cream for every meal if God didn't hate shit like that
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The Virgin Suicides was an Adventures of Pete and Pete spec script.
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The Virgin Suicides was an Adventures of Pete and Pete spec script.
This all boils down to a lack of Third Spaces for youths to bust ATV stunts
August 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This all boils down to a lack of Third Spaces for youths to bust ATV stunts
"I'M DAD, I'M GOING TO WORK NOW, BYE"
damn they roasted my ass
damn they roasted my ass
August 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"I'M DAD, I'M GOING TO WORK NOW, BYE"
damn they roasted my ass
damn they roasted my ass
Telling my wife a stupid joke and having it land is one of the main reasons I exist
August 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Telling my wife a stupid joke and having it land is one of the main reasons I exist