Borrowed the *good* tuba from my dad; it's all over for you, you're cooked
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Borrowed the *good* tuba from my dad; it's all over for you, you're cooked
I hate to be the one to remind everybody, but
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I hate to be the one to remind everybody, but
did u see this cat i posted, much to think about
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
did u see this cat i posted, much to think about
Anyway this cat hangs outside the state capitol right where all the employees walk by so he gets lots of pets
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Anyway this cat hangs outside the state capitol right where all the employees walk by so he gets lots of pets
"I'M DAD, I'M GOING TO WORK NOW, BYE"
damn they roasted my ass
damn they roasted my ass
August 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"I'M DAD, I'M GOING TO WORK NOW, BYE"
damn they roasted my ass
damn they roasted my ass
Started a new job this week and this pen was at my desk. How did they know
July 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Started a new job this week and this pen was at my desk. How did they know
Today's my 40th birthday
June 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Today's my 40th birthday
More texts from the 7 year old
June 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
More texts from the 7 year old
Texts from the 7 year-old
April 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Texts from the 7 year-old
yes I do have two small kids, why do you ask
December 4, 2024 at 2:26 PM
yes I do have two small kids, why do you ask
cc: @animesickos.bsky.social we did it again boys, thanks for all the slop
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 PM
cc: @animesickos.bsky.social we did it again boys, thanks for all the slop
My toddler called an anteater a raccoon elephant, and like, she's not wrong
November 25, 2024 at 3:21 PM
My toddler called an anteater a raccoon elephant, and like, she's not wrong
these two circling each other, trying to assess one another's Haki color
October 23, 2024 at 3:55 PM
these two circling each other, trying to assess one another's Haki color
My kid is a shonen protagonist
October 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
My kid is a shonen protagonist