Bene Jesserit
@benejesserit.bsky.social
Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. Sometimes I get real fired up over Tar Heel basketball. She/her.
My dad talked my mom, my sister and me into seeing Roland Emmerich’s Godzilla on opening night. Then he kept FALLING ASLEEP in the theater while the rest of us watched an extremely dumb movie.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My dad talked my mom, my sister and me into seeing Roland Emmerich’s Godzilla on opening night. Then he kept FALLING ASLEEP in the theater while the rest of us watched an extremely dumb movie.
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Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014
February 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014
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some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
I have these gals on my gym bag. Anime cats are a spectrum.
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I have these gals on my gym bag. Anime cats are a spectrum.
Great news for Paul Ryan: this is no longer the most embarrassing GOP fitness shoot
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Great news for Paul Ryan: this is no longer the most embarrassing GOP fitness shoot
Me when both of UNC’s starting big guys are out with injuries for the second game in a row.
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Me when both of UNC’s starting big guys are out with injuries for the second game in a row.
Mom sent me this pic from a Fayetteville Observer story on Trump’s speech at Fort Bragg. Can’t believe that his anti-DEI bullshit didn’t resonate with the troops!!!
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Mom sent me this pic from a Fayetteville Observer story on Trump’s speech at Fort Bragg. Can’t believe that his anti-DEI bullshit didn’t resonate with the troops!!!
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Wearing these and getting “what are thooooooose”d to death.
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wearing these and getting “what are thooooooose”d to death.
Betty Crocker is leaving money on the table by not reviving these for X-Men ‘97.
X-Men Fruit Snacks (1994-circa 1996): A promotional line of assorted-flavor fruit snacks for Marvel's "X-Men", shaped like Wolverine, the Blackbird, Storm's lightning bolt, Gambit's playing card, and more
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Betty Crocker is leaving money on the table by not reviving these for X-Men ‘97.
A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that it is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padisha Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. In this time, the Dowe is over 50,000.
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that it is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padisha Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. In this time, the Dowe is over 50,000.
Honestly not sure what made me think that Finn would fit in a regular cat tunnel.
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Honestly not sure what made me think that Finn would fit in a regular cat tunnel.
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I’m becoming like a JFK assassin conspiracy guy but for Jon Scheyer’s claim that a Duke staffer got punched in the face. Prove it, dude.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I’m becoming like a JFK assassin conspiracy guy but for Jon Scheyer’s claim that a Duke staffer got punched in the face. Prove it, dude.
I thought I’d seen everything that happened at the Dean Dome on Saturday night, and then I saw Jordon Hudson’s shirt. Gotta’ hand it to her, that’s an incredible bit.
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I thought I’d seen everything that happened at the Dean Dome on Saturday night, and then I saw Jordon Hudson’s shirt. Gotta’ hand it to her, that’s an incredible bit.
This year’s Super Bowls ads are wildly dystopian and I don’t care for it.
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
This year’s Super Bowls ads are wildly dystopian and I don’t care for it.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S LADY GAGA. This rocks. Let Bad Bunny cook.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S LADY GAGA. This rocks. Let Bad Bunny cook.
Trusting AI to recruit players for my football team and getting destroyed in every game. Somehow running negative yards.
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Trusting AI to recruit players for my football team and getting destroyed in every game. Somehow running negative yards.
It’s weird how a UNC guy got the Patriots to the Super Bowl while a Patriots guy is doing whatever the fuck he’s doing at UNC.
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s weird how a UNC guy got the Patriots to the Super Bowl while a Patriots guy is doing whatever the fuck he’s doing at UNC.
Folks, it’s another great day to be a Tar Heel.
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Folks, it’s another great day to be a Tar Heel.
Thrilled to be reposting sad Duke dad right now.
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Thrilled to be reposting sad Duke dad right now.
There is only one sport I care about today. And most days, tbh.
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
There is only one sport I care about today. And most days, tbh.