Bene Jesserit
@benejesserit.bsky.social
Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. I own too many books. She/her.
I’m sorry, but this segment from New York Magazine’s Trump/Epstein coverage is so funny. Real horndog 80s comedy energy.
![In a December 2015 email to Landon Thomas Jr., who was then a reporter at Times, Epstein claimed Trump was so distracted by the women that he almost walked into a glass door.
"Read the [BuzzFeed article ] re my airplane logs and hawaiian tropic contest, Epstein wrote. "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tfahkkr5sqnhuyf42e7murp5/bafkreibgmi2vnzf3wbqhkmgv7ta7gahdvwvczyturhgw2tlmb2b7i55g6y@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m sorry, but this segment from New York Magazine’s Trump/Epstein coverage is so funny. Real horndog 80s comedy energy.
This is just Nathan Fielder’s chili suit, though.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This is just Nathan Fielder’s chili suit, though.
Aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
John-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
John-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Spending Halloween with kids means being pizza when you wanted to be Aunt Gladys.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Spending Halloween with kids means being pizza when you wanted to be Aunt Gladys.
Standing in my nephew’s pre-k classroom, looking at his classmates’ little name-tagged bins like
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Standing in my nephew’s pre-k classroom, looking at his classmates’ little name-tagged bins like
C’mon, man. You can’t do that.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
C’mon, man. You can’t do that.
Hedonism Bot-ass mascot.
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hedonism Bot-ass mascot.
Just another youth who loves KPop Demon Hunters.
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just another youth who loves KPop Demon Hunters.
Lmao absolutely not. Stop texting me, you freaks.
October 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Lmao absolutely not. Stop texting me, you freaks.
Oh, uh, no thanks!!!
October 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh, uh, no thanks!!!
Not gonna’ lie, I want the T. Swift stand mixer.
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not gonna’ lie, I want the T. Swift stand mixer.
Speaking of which, I’d also like one of those eye makeup devices. That seems way more achievable, too.
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Speaking of which, I’d also like one of those eye makeup devices. That seems way more achievable, too.
Sure, he’s a gross felon with a rotting brain and he’s making everything more expensive, but he said we could have the medical pods from The Fifth Element.
September 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sure, he’s a gross felon with a rotting brain and he’s making everything more expensive, but he said we could have the medical pods from The Fifth Element.
Sure, Jan. Nobody is juicing those numbers.
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sure, Jan. Nobody is juicing those numbers.
We need him now more than ever, tbh. This man knows how to antagonize his own network.
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We need him now more than ever, tbh. This man knows how to antagonize his own network.
Eye versus Eye, who ya’ got?
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Eye versus Eye, who ya’ got?
The internet enjoying another episode of Alien: Earth.
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The internet enjoying another episode of Alien: Earth.
Can we talk about this little guy? Because I love this little guy so much.
August 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Can we talk about this little guy? Because I love this little guy so much.