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Satya Nadella's apparent disinterest in understanding the gaming industry is ruining the entire @xbox.com brand. It won't matter how much profit they squeeze out of each customer if they drive them all away. #xbox #microsoft
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Microsoft Pushes Xbox Division to Hit Higher Profit Margins
Management’s goal of 30% profit margins for gaming has led to job losses, canceled projects
www.bloomberg.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Satya Nadella's apparent disinterest in understanding the gaming industry is ruining the entire @xbox.com brand. It won't matter how much profit they squeeze out of each customer if they drive them all away. #xbox #microsoft
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Can we just admit we no longer need metaphors?
October 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Can we just admit we no longer need metaphors?
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“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
October 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
@square-enix-games.com Just to be clear - releasing a game as a Game-Key Card instead of a cartridge that holds the full game simply guarantees I will not buy ANY version of that game.
June 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@square-enix-games.com Just to be clear - releasing a game as a Game-Key Card instead of a cartridge that holds the full game simply guarantees I will not buy ANY version of that game.
Why is Windows Update haranguing me to restart and install updates after downloading them over a metered connection when I have it set to never download over a metered connection? Windows is actively ignoring my settings and preferences because YOU somehow know better? @microsoft.com
May 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why is Windows Update haranguing me to restart and install updates after downloading them over a metered connection when I have it set to never download over a metered connection? Windows is actively ignoring my settings and preferences because YOU somehow know better? @microsoft.com
If someone buys a show digitally, they should never have shitty ads appended to the beginning or end of the files they download. THEY ALREADY PAID. @fxnetworks.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If someone buys a show digitally, they should never have shitty ads appended to the beginning or end of the files they download. THEY ALREADY PAID. @fxnetworks.com
I'm convinced companies make their customer service processes unfathomably obtuse just to make people give up and go away.
May 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm convinced companies make their customer service processes unfathomably obtuse just to make people give up and go away.
Because the first Fox News dipshit has worked out so well.
May 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Because the first Fox News dipshit has worked out so well.
Since @amberruffin.bsky.social doesn't get to do the Correspondents' Dinner, @latenightseth.bsky.social should just give her time to say what she was going to say.
March 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Since @amberruffin.bsky.social doesn't get to do the Correspondents' Dinner, @latenightseth.bsky.social should just give her time to say what she was going to say.
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@shoutstudios.bsky.social Just an FYI, the back of MST3K Vol V says it's Vol Three
March 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@shoutstudios.bsky.social Just an FYI, the back of MST3K Vol V says it's Vol Three
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
theonion.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
theonion.com/doj-des...
theonion.com/doj-des...
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You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.
@xbox.com adds an animated Indiana Jones background to their systems, but you'll never see the animated part because of their cluttered UI.
December 3, 2024 at 8:28 PM
@xbox.com adds an animated Indiana Jones background to their systems, but you'll never see the animated part because of their cluttered UI.