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November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Hiii 👋🏽 finally got back into the email address that let me reset my password #onhere
elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a ledge
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November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hiii 👋🏽 finally got back into the email address that let me reset my password #onhere
Always been one of the top in my rotation
July 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Always been one of the top in my rotation
‘chall got going on over here?
July 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
‘chall got going on over here?
Oh shoot! I thought she was modeling for someone else, I forgot about her swim line, I’ve only really seen her in the silver swimsuit, I would need to see the whole line, I’d love to like something because at least I could be sure it’s tall girl approved lol!
This is not hate, but I actually need to know if y'all are REALLY feeling Hot Girl Swim?
Not her as a person, the product she has released
Its ok if you do, but I just need to know that there are people who aren't still blindly supporting celebrity brands in this economy just because its by them.
Not her as a person, the product she has released
Its ok if you do, but I just need to know that there are people who aren't still blindly supporting celebrity brands in this economy just because its by them.
May 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Oh shoot! I thought she was modeling for someone else, I forgot about her swim line, I’ve only really seen her in the silver swimsuit, I would need to see the whole line, I’d love to like something because at least I could be sure it’s tall girl approved lol!
Maybe some of those off the wall “my therapist said” posts are true after all, b/c it sounds like some of the therapists are not ok 😂
The second half of this story is even crazier 😂
Also, I’m not putting men through enough 🤔
Also, I’m not putting men through enough 🤔
May 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Maybe some of those off the wall “my therapist said” posts are true after all, b/c it sounds like some of the therapists are not ok 😂
I was 🤏🏽 close to driving HIS CAR to a DM invite to visit another man during a fly out, I was *that mad* (not doing it will go down as a life regret 😂, that could’ve been a PAGE of lore)
Everybody raise your hand if you have been -personally- victimized by 1906
May 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I was 🤏🏽 close to driving HIS CAR to a DM invite to visit another man during a fly out, I was *that mad* (not doing it will go down as a life regret 😂, that could’ve been a PAGE of lore)
During lockdown a lot of businesses near my house (mostly restaurants) let their outside plants go to h€ll.
I used to hop on my 🚲, throw my shears in the basket, & go to WERK 😂
I used to hop on my 🚲, throw my shears in the basket, & go to WERK 😂
May 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
During lockdown a lot of businesses near my house (mostly restaurants) let their outside plants go to h€ll.
I used to hop on my 🚲, throw my shears in the basket, & go to WERK 😂
I used to hop on my 🚲, throw my shears in the basket, & go to WERK 😂
Afternoon turtle
1. Are you more of a morning person or a night owl?
May 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Afternoon turtle
Getting Father’s Day sale emails from them was crazy too 😂 like what a crazy combo of words here plz 🛑😩
Right up there with LunchBOX being the name of a waxing salon
“myprettystrap” is a hilariously inappropriate name for a watch band company. like why?
May 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Getting Father’s Day sale emails from them was crazy too 😂 like what a crazy combo of words here plz 🛑😩
I forgot that I went on this site after I complimented someone & she told me that’s where her watch band was from. Then of a sudden I get an email from them 😂
I was like baby WHO having a sale ✋🏾???😂
I was like baby WHO having a sale ✋🏾???😂
“myprettystrap” is a hilariously inappropriate name for a watch band company. like why?
May 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I forgot that I went on this site after I complimented someone & she told me that’s where her watch band was from. Then of a sudden I get an email from them 😂
I was like baby WHO having a sale ✋🏾???😂
I was like baby WHO having a sale ✋🏾???😂
Yeah 😢 she gonna need a couple of pieces for those voluminous styles 😩. I’m assuming they probably did a silk press & curled it w/the flat iron, MAYBE she could get SLIGHTLY better results w/a roller set & round brush blow out
Yall look at this.
I don’t really see the issue? Her hair is thinner than those inspo pics, that’s why if doesn’t look the same.
The stylist should’ve told her that but that’s about the only issue I see.
I don’t really see the issue? Her hair is thinner than those inspo pics, that’s why if doesn’t look the same.
The stylist should’ve told her that but that’s about the only issue I see.
May 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yeah 😢 she gonna need a couple of pieces for those voluminous styles 😩. I’m assuming they probably did a silk press & curled it w/the flat iron, MAYBE she could get SLIGHTLY better results w/a roller set & round brush blow out
I do kinda 😂
To the people who keep their phone on silent: You don’t even miss the sound of your keyboard?
May 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I do kinda 😂
This feels like a threat!!!!
May 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This feels like a threat!!!!
I’m glad the ppl I knew that did this grew out of it😂
Texting & calling random ppl was so embarrassing 😩
Texting & calling random ppl was so embarrassing 😩
Changing your phone number every time you fall out with a person rather than fucking blocking them pisses me off because y’all just don’t know how much my sisters do that shit and have done it since we were little.
May 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m glad the ppl I knew that did this grew out of it😂
Texting & calling random ppl was so embarrassing 😩
Texting & calling random ppl was so embarrassing 😩
This is so sad. Every mama I know definitely would’ve been like aght, aght, you can take my baby down there once you go & come back at least 1 time 😩
May 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is so sad. Every mama I know definitely would’ve been like aght, aght, you can take my baby down there once you go & come back at least 1 time 😩
😩I used to have so much jewelry….like so much. Esp when I used to be in-office everyday
But I peeped I REALLY liked seeing ppl who always wore a couple v. nice signature pieces, esp w/sentimental value.
I’ll switch them out if a hoop or diff metal works better but I have a daily starting lineup 😂
But I peeped I REALLY liked seeing ppl who always wore a couple v. nice signature pieces, esp w/sentimental value.
I’ll switch them out if a hoop or diff metal works better but I have a daily starting lineup 😂
Are y’all wearing the same jewelry everyday like it’s 1975?!?!? What do you mean you never take it off???
May 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
😩I used to have so much jewelry….like so much. Esp when I used to be in-office everyday
But I peeped I REALLY liked seeing ppl who always wore a couple v. nice signature pieces, esp w/sentimental value.
I’ll switch them out if a hoop or diff metal works better but I have a daily starting lineup 😂
But I peeped I REALLY liked seeing ppl who always wore a couple v. nice signature pieces, esp w/sentimental value.
I’ll switch them out if a hoop or diff metal works better but I have a daily starting lineup 😂
I’m going to the bathroom(parking lot) soon as anybody from your bridal party hit the floor & I mean it 😩
I’m taking a $20 out of my envelope too 😂
I’m taking a $20 out of my envelope too 😂
May 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m going to the bathroom(parking lot) soon as anybody from your bridal party hit the floor & I mean it 😩
I’m taking a $20 out of my envelope too 😂
I’m taking a $20 out of my envelope too 😂
Ohhh ok cool
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May 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ohhh ok cool
First of all I’m a certified sky watch OG ☝🏽 so I’m just @ homecoming 😂
May 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
First of all I’m a certified sky watch OG ☝🏽 so I’m just @ homecoming 😂
Rounds unless I’m taking off polish
13. Cotton balls or cotton rounds ?
May 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Rounds unless I’m taking off polish
Plane
I get so mad when ppl invite me on road trips 😂 like why would we do this plz 😩
I get so mad when ppl invite me on road trips 😂 like why would we do this plz 😩
10. Road trips or take a plane ?
May 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Plane
I get so mad when ppl invite me on road trips 😂 like why would we do this plz 😩
I get so mad when ppl invite me on road trips 😂 like why would we do this plz 😩