Breakfast Sandwich Bear
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Breakfast Sandwich Bear
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umm excuse me
Put the Foley in. Let's blow the mask trousers.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Can you fly, Bobby?
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
all timer creepy little guy
R.I.P. Udo Kier. He passed away today at the age of 81.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?"

— Rian Johnson

(via THR)
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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What an absolutely insane series of words.
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
they think they can send us $2k every 5 years and we'll just forget about all of the horrors

I'll still take that 2k tho
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if you're going to spend Thanksgiving with a child sex trafficker, might as well be the most famous one
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
FTR/Steamboat SUCKED otherwise Blood and Guts was an all-timer.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Tonight we dance
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Holy shit a dude is following hot chicks on the internet
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Can you fly, Bobby?
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the fatal flaw of ai is we're all just gonna stop giving a shit, why even look at my phone anymore if the animal videos are fake?
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The last time an American reached the top of the Billboard charts was in 1993 with the release of “I’m The Baby (Gotta Love Me),” which spent 572 weeks at #1 before being banned by Clear Channel in the wake of the Iraq War.
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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What?
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
NAPERVILLE
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday morning as his two sons watched, the older boy begging them not to hurt his father and tearfully asking for a chance to speak to him before they left.
As his two sons watch and cry, ‘Pa, te amo,’ federal agents arrest man outside of Naperville apartments
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday as his two sons cried and begged for him not to be hurt.
trib.al
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Thekla rules. That is all. #AEWCollision
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
to the forest with you
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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ICE would be bad even if the goons were fit and well-trained and the people they were targeting had done crimes. PEOPLE HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS.
October 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM