Beers Bets Birdies
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Part of the great Twitter exodus of EN24. Small unit better of many sports and the hitter of occasional bombs and maker of putts ⛳️ . Cheslea FC, Washington Caps, and the O's are my only sport allegiances.
Slay queen
BREAKING: Former U.S. Rep. George Santos sentenced to 7 years in prison for fraud
April 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Slay queen
It would be if these other countries call our bluff.
April 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It would be if these other countries call our bluff.
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RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.
RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
April 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.
They want you to riot and I think we should.
McMahon: "The plan is very simple. We have announced that beginning May 5, you must start to repay your loan. This is not to in any way to try to cause hardship. There are several different payment plans ... but they need to get on it. Because there isn't going to be any loan forgiveness program."
April 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
They want you to riot and I think we should.
Just the beginning. MAGAs drive trucks they cant afford not Tesla's. Elon let his racism overtake his autism.
Tesla's total revenue for the quarter fell 9.4% from the year prior, missing Wall Street expectations by around $1.8 billion.
Tesla's First Quarter Earnings Are Out, And They're Real, Real Bad
Buckle up.
www.huffpost.com
April 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just the beginning. MAGAs drive trucks they cant afford not Tesla's. Elon let his racism overtake his autism.
I will make assumptions. Fuck him I hope he lives his miserable existence alone jerking off to bareback pictures of Trump and Putin riding horses.
UPDATE—He told her and she didn't break up with him... yet. Sounds like she isn't thrilled about it, but she still likes him (he's a good dude, don't make assumptions because of his vote.)
I just spoke to a buddy who told me he's not going to tell this girl he's dating that he voted for Trump until the fifth date. And he knows she voted for Harris!!
This is classic guy shit—I told him to just own it and hope she sees past it LOL.
This is classic guy shit—I told him to just own it and hope she sees past it LOL.
April 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I will make assumptions. Fuck him I hope he lives his miserable existence alone jerking off to bareback pictures of Trump and Putin riding horses.
Ive seen enough. Wolves clean sweep.
FROM SHAMS:
The NBA is fining Minnesota’s Anthony Edwards $50,000 for his “my d--- bigger than yours” comments to the Lakers crowd Saturday night, sources tell ESPN.
The NBA is fining Minnesota’s Anthony Edwards $50,000 for his “my d--- bigger than yours” comments to the Lakers crowd Saturday night, sources tell ESPN.
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Ive seen enough. Wolves clean sweep.
JD really did kill him
Pope Francis died from a stroke followed by heart failure, Vatican says - The Guardian
April 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
JD really did kill him
No problem what is the Signal chat?
Trump on Hegseth: "He is doing a great job. Ask the Houthis how he's doing."
April 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No problem what is the Signal chat?
Me taking statistics in college is the real reason I love gambling on sports.
Maybe I'm wrong - sincerely - but boy does a "Sports analytics for fantasy sports" summer camp for teenage kids seem like a bad idea. Basically reads like sports betting summer camp.
April 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Me taking statistics in college is the real reason I love gambling on sports.
Watched most of Mania on mute because he sucks so bad.
Pat McAfee adds nothing to commentary
April 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Watched most of Mania on mute because he sucks so bad.
Fuck he was so close. Tough break for Dahmen but I've said already this is Dahmen's year. He will get one. Myrtle Beach, Wyndham, or maybe the ISCO. he is getting one this year.
The wind is howling. Come on Tosti get in and post a number.
April 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fuck he was so close. Tough break for Dahmen but I've said already this is Dahmen's year. He will get one. Myrtle Beach, Wyndham, or maybe the ISCO. he is getting one this year.
If you arent putting atleast a $10 spot in Casty going yard tonight you dont know ball. (Winds also favorable 10MPH heading to left field)
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you arent putting atleast a $10 spot in Casty going yard tonight you dont know ball. (Winds also favorable 10MPH heading to left field)
The Pope met JD Vance and immediately off'd himself
April 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The Pope met JD Vance and immediately off'd himself
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this would’ve made me want to kill myself too
I for one feel sad that the last public figure meeting the Pope had before dying was this one
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
this would’ve made me want to kill myself too
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This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.
April 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.
The wind is howling. Come on Tosti get in and post a number.
April 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The wind is howling. Come on Tosti get in and post a number.
Had zero chance of making the corner. He should have got a second penalty on the restart from safety car.
NEW: Max Verstappen cut short his post-race interview and refused to discuss the penalty which potentially cost him victory in the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix.
Verstappen walks away from podium interview after penalty for off-track pass
Max Verstappen cut short his post-race interview and refused to discuss the penalty which potentially cost him victory in the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix.
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April 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Had zero chance of making the corner. He should have got a second penalty on the restart from safety car.
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Van Hollen: "I'm very glad that the killed of Rachel Morin has been convicted in a court of law. That is how we hold guilty people accountable ... I'm not sure why Abrego Garcia's rights should be denied based on an awful murder he had absolutely nothing to do with."
April 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Van Hollen: "I'm very glad that the killed of Rachel Morin has been convicted in a court of law. That is how we hold guilty people accountable ... I'm not sure why Abrego Garcia's rights should be denied based on an awful murder he had absolutely nothing to do with."
Rory was on the cusp of all time greatness. No time for chit-chat there was a job to do.
Rory didn’t say a word to Bryson DeChambeau all day long.
Is this normal?? Wild
#themasters #masters #rory #rorymcilroy #brysondechambeau #major #golf
Is this normal?? Wild
#themasters #masters #rory #rorymcilroy #brysondechambeau #major #golf
April 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Rory was on the cusp of all time greatness. No time for chit-chat there was a job to do.
First two bets of the week. Just like Min Woo last week first read was the right one. Should have nuked my ESPN free bet on Rory too... oh well... Also, 1 down 3 to go.
April 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
First two bets of the week. Just like Min Woo last week first read was the right one. Should have nuked my ESPN free bet on Rory too... oh well... Also, 1 down 3 to go.