Beeonkey
@beeonkey.bsky.social
He/Him | Dirtbag Cyclist | Puppy Dad | Pro-Union | Former Event Manager and Publishing Producer at @bungie
Not a fan of late-stage capitalism
Not a fan of late-stage capitalism
I have been exploring bas relief carving and wood burning for the last 6 months, and it has been wonderful.
Most shockingly, I have sold multiple pieces!
Most shockingly, I have sold multiple pieces!
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I have been exploring bas relief carving and wood burning for the last 6 months, and it has been wonderful.
Most shockingly, I have sold multiple pieces!
Most shockingly, I have sold multiple pieces!
Still have a bunch of work to do, but I think this is turning out pretty good!
July 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Still have a bunch of work to do, but I think this is turning out pretty good!
The ability to stab counts as “stability”, right?
July 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The ability to stab counts as “stability”, right?
“I don’t want to be forced to design a new ship.
I want to sail a well built ship expertly.”
-Me in every interview where they talk about “getting to build your own role”
I want to sail a well built ship expertly.”
-Me in every interview where they talk about “getting to build your own role”
July 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“I don’t want to be forced to design a new ship.
I want to sail a well built ship expertly.”
-Me in every interview where they talk about “getting to build your own role”
I want to sail a well built ship expertly.”
-Me in every interview where they talk about “getting to build your own role”
A few more in progress and preliminary sketches for this current carving fascination:
July 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A few more in progress and preliminary sketches for this current carving fascination:
Various carving and woodcarving projects I have been working on.
Some for sale, some as a gift for my @hikemonster.bsky.social
Some for sale, some as a gift for my @hikemonster.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Various carving and woodcarving projects I have been working on.
Some for sale, some as a gift for my @hikemonster.bsky.social
Some for sale, some as a gift for my @hikemonster.bsky.social
Listen.
This person is the most straight-up, hardcore, uncompromising fan of the pure core of the characters and films they review.
When Amelia says that she doesn’t have a single complaint? You take it to the bank.
Period.
This person is the most straight-up, hardcore, uncompromising fan of the pure core of the characters and films they review.
When Amelia says that she doesn’t have a single complaint? You take it to the bank.
Period.
You seem happier.
Thanks, I saw #Superman and I haven't stopped vibrating since. It's bright (brave) and bold. Every performance is spot on. It looks and feels magnificent. I have had plenty of time to sit with the film and—and I cannot stress this enough—I don't have a single complaint about it.
Thanks, I saw #Superman and I haven't stopped vibrating since. It's bright (brave) and bold. Every performance is spot on. It looks and feels magnificent. I have had plenty of time to sit with the film and—and I cannot stress this enough—I don't have a single complaint about it.
July 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Listen.
This person is the most straight-up, hardcore, uncompromising fan of the pure core of the characters and films they review.
When Amelia says that she doesn’t have a single complaint? You take it to the bank.
Period.
This person is the most straight-up, hardcore, uncompromising fan of the pure core of the characters and films they review.
When Amelia says that she doesn’t have a single complaint? You take it to the bank.
Period.
“Ok, Americans! Everyone count to ten on your hands!”
The 4th of July:
“Not so fast”
The 4th of July:
“Not so fast”
July 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Ok, Americans! Everyone count to ten on your hands!”
The 4th of July:
“Not so fast”
The 4th of July:
“Not so fast”
Continuing with my carving hyper-fixation.
A jaunty little cephalopod!
A jaunty little cephalopod!
June 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Continuing with my carving hyper-fixation.
A jaunty little cephalopod!
A jaunty little cephalopod!
PT let me get on a bike for the first time since my surgery.
Only got 10 minutes, but it made me SO happy.🤘🚴♂️
Only got 10 minutes, but it made me SO happy.🤘🚴♂️
June 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
PT let me get on a bike for the first time since my surgery.
Only got 10 minutes, but it made me SO happy.🤘🚴♂️
Only got 10 minutes, but it made me SO happy.🤘🚴♂️
Our custom picnic table finally broke this winter, so I have been working on re-creating the art we had carved on the corners of the table.
🐙🌲🐋🍆
🐙🌲🐋🍆
June 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Our custom picnic table finally broke this winter, so I have been working on re-creating the art we had carved on the corners of the table.
🐙🌲🐋🍆
🐙🌲🐋🍆
Am I STILL looking for a job?
Yup. 🫠
Yup. 🫠
June 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Am I STILL looking for a job?
Yup. 🫠
Yup. 🫠
6 days out from hip surgery, and I can move well with a walker, and roughly without.
I’m totally still a fall risk, and walking about 20 minutes is completely draining.
But the difference in pain is just amazing!
I’m totally still a fall risk, and walking about 20 minutes is completely draining.
But the difference in pain is just amazing!
June 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
6 days out from hip surgery, and I can move well with a walker, and roughly without.
I’m totally still a fall risk, and walking about 20 minutes is completely draining.
But the difference in pain is just amazing!
I’m totally still a fall risk, and walking about 20 minutes is completely draining.
But the difference in pain is just amazing!
Yall.
We as adults have been SLEEPING on those grabby sticks that granny is supposed to get stuff off the top shelf with.
These things are AMAZING!
We as adults have been SLEEPING on those grabby sticks that granny is supposed to get stuff off the top shelf with.
These things are AMAZING!
June 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yall.
We as adults have been SLEEPING on those grabby sticks that granny is supposed to get stuff off the top shelf with.
These things are AMAZING!
We as adults have been SLEEPING on those grabby sticks that granny is supposed to get stuff off the top shelf with.
These things are AMAZING!
New hip: Installed
Drugs: on board
Bed: In it
I’m hitting the sack, folks. Thank you all for the warm wishes, and when the robot uprising finally come, my brothers, sisters and I will look upon you favorably.
Drugs: on board
Bed: In it
I’m hitting the sack, folks. Thank you all for the warm wishes, and when the robot uprising finally come, my brothers, sisters and I will look upon you favorably.
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
New hip: Installed
Drugs: on board
Bed: In it
I’m hitting the sack, folks. Thank you all for the warm wishes, and when the robot uprising finally come, my brothers, sisters and I will look upon you favorably.
Drugs: on board
Bed: In it
I’m hitting the sack, folks. Thank you all for the warm wishes, and when the robot uprising finally come, my brothers, sisters and I will look upon you favorably.
13 hours.
*cues 6 million dollar man” theme*
*cues 6 million dollar man” theme*
I am 7 days out from a big surgery.
I’m swinging back and forth from freaked out, to being incredibly excited to become a cyborg.
I’m swinging back and forth from freaked out, to being incredibly excited to become a cyborg.
arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face
ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face
media.tenor.com
May 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
13 hours.
*cues 6 million dollar man” theme*
*cues 6 million dollar man” theme*
The Abyss is such a good movie.
May 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The Abyss is such a good movie.
I am 7 days out from a big surgery.
I’m swinging back and forth from freaked out, to being incredibly excited to become a cyborg.
I’m swinging back and forth from freaked out, to being incredibly excited to become a cyborg.
arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face
ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face
media.tenor.com
May 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am 7 days out from a big surgery.
I’m swinging back and forth from freaked out, to being incredibly excited to become a cyborg.
I’m swinging back and forth from freaked out, to being incredibly excited to become a cyborg.
Malört has now replaced wine as the sacramental beverage.
May 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hell of a day when my highlight was telling my therapist that I had the #Oblivion remaster downloading on another screen, and he asked for a minute to get his download started for after work.
April 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Hell of a day when my highlight was telling my therapist that I had the #Oblivion remaster downloading on another screen, and he asked for a minute to get his download started for after work.
If I have ever downplayed anyone’s chronic pain in the past, I am sorry.
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
April 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If I have ever downplayed anyone’s chronic pain in the past, I am sorry.
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
Reposted by Beeonkey
Just because I'm a hypocrite, doesn’t mean I'm WRONG
April 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just because I'm a hypocrite, doesn’t mean I'm WRONG
I have never had to do an "elevator pitch" for myself with multiple other candidates IN THE ROOM for a job before. This ought to be fun!
Cattle call audition, here we come!
Cattle call audition, here we come!
April 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have never had to do an "elevator pitch" for myself with multiple other candidates IN THE ROOM for a job before. This ought to be fun!
Cattle call audition, here we come!
Cattle call audition, here we come!