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beelucyfer.bsky.social
@beelucyfer.bsky.social
Gen-X, Dog dad, Mom was a chapter Pres. of League of Women Voters, Prone to satire.
www.hachettebookgroup.com/wp-content/u... The Democratic Party needs to tell us who will be running the “Church Committee Trump edition” if they get the congress back.
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST PARABLE

Give a starving man a fish and you feed him for a day.

But give a starving man a Bible and you get to brag about how you saved him just before he died for the rest of your life. Glory!
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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This! 1000x this!
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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The social contract is ablaze.
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Are any of the infinite betting sites taking prop bets on what Fucked up racist shit the Pedofüher will post during the halftime show?
The lying Admin can no longer blame the racist Obama post on a lowly staffer the Pedophile takes credit & won’t apologize for it! It was intentional! Can’t believe RepubliCons (Most) are going along with it! Hey All you nazi preachers and alleged Christian’s if you dont condemn it FUCK YOU NAZIS!
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Are any of the infinite betting sites taking prop bets on what Fucked up racist shit the Pedofüher will post during the halftime show?
His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Are any of the infinite betting sites taking prop bets on what Fucked up racist shit the Pedofüher will post during the halftime show?
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Well sure. The victims were all teenage girls with vaginal scarring and bruises. It’s really hard to get information from them what with all the crying and begging. Because “credible” means what rich white men tell you.
They’re doing it right in front of everyone’s eyes
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
What part of, “Shoot first check ID’s later” suggests that there is even a 80/20 chance that the regime is acting in good faith.
Warner: "There is a very real threat without reforms at ICE that you could have ICE patrols around polling stations. And people say, 'Why would that matter if they're all American citizens?' We've seen ICE discriminate against Latinos ... you don't need to do a lot to discourage people from voting"
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Ilsa: She wolf of the DHS.
This story is chilling...not because it’s loud, but because it’s quiet.
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
AGAIN! She got hired to do the gig she already did in Florida.
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Wow! It’s almost as if there were consequences to the people's representatives having a circle jerk social media cash grab rather than attempt to craft policy to help voters. Whoever has the most power today makes the rules they like. Hooray! Chucklefucks.
Ted is shocked to discover that rules he enjoyed no longer enjoy him.
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I wonder if he’ll follow the OJ template of, “If I Did It” and call it: “If I Was a Christian Nationalist Hack”
February 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
$50 says Iran gets whatever they want by renaming the country Trumpistan.
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
there's something unholy about the Trump administration being laser focused on "fraud" while Trump pardons an endless clown car of fraudsters and bilks taxpayers at every opportunity. it's just transparently absurd.
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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HANDS OFF of our Social Security
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Since these ass-clowns swear they like efficiency, how about they submit all their prewritten congressional burns to a separate meme committee and actually have a hearing. Oh right that would be governing when their only interest is fund raising.
Good morning #BlueCrew!
This is exactly right.

Enough with trump’s BS.
It’s time to take our country back!
Every cabinet secretary every time they're before Congress or in front of the camera are doing one thing, performance art for an audience of one 🍊 idgiot. It's all about making dear leader happy.
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
James Dobson pioneered the bot farm by getting Christo-fascist Karens to overwhelm the FCC with complaints.
purity culture's purpose to is to groom victims and enablers

coercive forgiveness is furthered abuse
James Dobson is in the Epstein files, per the vital research of homeschool alum @dlmayfield.bsky.social.

Link to post:

www.threads.com/@d_l_mayfiel....
February 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I have always believed that violence is the worst method of conflict resolution. But when one is dealing with people who are devoutly, proudly and vocally amoral. And 100% shameless. I see why the torches and pitchforks appeal.
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
apnews.com/article/auti... An attempt to be inclusive? Or the tip of the spear for an inevitable "Barbie model railroad”?
Mattel adds an autistic Barbie to doll line devoted to showcasing diversity and inclusion
An autistic Barbie is joining Mattel's line of fashion dolls that's intended to celebrate diversity.
apnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Or…and hear me out on this. Guillotines and torches! Billionaires seem to respond positively to blood in the gutters. Sure, it’s a small data set. No solution is perfect but you know…efficiency.
This only something rich people say to the not rich.
Dr Oz: "Seniors should retire later and kids put off schooling and work right out of high school. They should do this in order to make up for federal debt."
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Could MAGA have a more appropriate spokesperson than a rich kid from the Detroit suburbs cosplaying as hillbilly? Trump does know how to cast a “reality show”.
The NFL booked Bad Bunny not asking culture permission & moved on!

TPUSA booked Kid Rock because resentment needs background noise.

One halftime = watched by the 🌎

The other = streamed by Maga yelling “This used to America.”

THIS IS PROGRESS! 🏈🌎🎤

#SheShed
#DefendersOfDemocracy
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
“The rift in the Trump coalition” is way too many people thinking “I am okay with the corruption, violence, racism, misogyny and fascism I just wish he would be more disciplined and maybe not say it out loud so much.”
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Loitering in the 7-11 parking lot is a misdemeanor!
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM