Big Blondie
@beegblondie.bsky.social
36 | He/Him | Macro | Taken
Longtime macro fan, I’ve been stomping around CF ages and checking it out here as Twitter crashes and burns and CF goes down. Might try to be more active here. DMs open.
Longtime macro fan, I’ve been stomping around CF ages and checking it out here as Twitter crashes and burns and CF goes down. Might try to be more active here. DMs open.
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Oh hi, didn’t see ya there ☺️
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh hi, didn’t see ya there ☺️
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That amazing feeling when your friends surprise you with drawings of your OCs 🥰
Beyond honoured to have Coach Mac drawn by the incredibly talented @wretchedwrench.bsky.social. He did such a great job capturing this big bully! 😍
Beyond honoured to have Coach Mac drawn by the incredibly talented @wretchedwrench.bsky.social. He did such a great job capturing this big bully! 😍
October 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
That amazing feeling when your friends surprise you with drawings of your OCs 🥰
Beyond honoured to have Coach Mac drawn by the incredibly talented @wretchedwrench.bsky.social. He did such a great job capturing this big bully! 😍
Beyond honoured to have Coach Mac drawn by the incredibly talented @wretchedwrench.bsky.social. He did such a great job capturing this big bully! 😍
Another year older, and so nice of you all to show up on my cake… 🎂😈😋
October 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Another year older, and so nice of you all to show up on my cake… 🎂😈😋
You better get to fucking work down there.
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You better get to fucking work down there.
Been gone for a bit - Who’s ready to become a welcome back snack? 😋
September 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Been gone for a bit - Who’s ready to become a welcome back snack? 😋
I love how some SFX (sirens, booms, and of course screams 😈) can totally elevate a vid. Happy stomping, big guy 😜
July 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I love how some SFX (sirens, booms, and of course screams 😈) can totally elevate a vid. Happy stomping, big guy 😜
Relaxing, might snack on a cruise ship or some coastal city later 🥰😈
July 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Relaxing, might snack on a cruise ship or some coastal city later 🥰😈
Thanks @barefootkyle13.bsky.social for making a relaxing dream come true! Look out, SLC! 😈
June 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thanks @barefootkyle13.bsky.social for making a relaxing dream come true! Look out, SLC! 😈
Gotta love a room with an inspiring view….
June 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gotta love a room with an inspiring view….
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Round 5 of Officer Mike Roe’s growth-drive
He's M[ASS]IVE!
To celebrate the end of this growth-drive, I am hosting an art raffle! The winner will receive an original drawing of Officer Mike doing anything they want.* Here's how to enter:
💙 Like
🔁 Repost
💬 Comment your idea for a drawing
👤 Follow
He's M[ASS]IVE!
To celebrate the end of this growth-drive, I am hosting an art raffle! The winner will receive an original drawing of Officer Mike doing anything they want.* Here's how to enter:
💙 Like
🔁 Repost
💬 Comment your idea for a drawing
👤 Follow
May 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Round 5 of Officer Mike Roe’s growth-drive
He's M[ASS]IVE!
To celebrate the end of this growth-drive, I am hosting an art raffle! The winner will receive an original drawing of Officer Mike doing anything they want.* Here's how to enter:
💙 Like
🔁 Repost
💬 Comment your idea for a drawing
👤 Follow
He's M[ASS]IVE!
To celebrate the end of this growth-drive, I am hosting an art raffle! The winner will receive an original drawing of Officer Mike doing anything they want.* Here's how to enter:
💙 Like
🔁 Repost
💬 Comment your idea for a drawing
👤 Follow
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Whoa, 1k followers on Bluesky! Thank you all so much 🥰
What better way to celebrate than by introducing my new OC, OFFICER MIKE ROE. Let's see how big we can make him in a growth-drive!
💙 = +1 Foot
🔁 = +2 Feet
Stay tuned for a BIG surprise at the conclusion of the drive...
What better way to celebrate than by introducing my new OC, OFFICER MIKE ROE. Let's see how big we can make him in a growth-drive!
💙 = +1 Foot
🔁 = +2 Feet
Stay tuned for a BIG surprise at the conclusion of the drive...
April 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Whoa, 1k followers on Bluesky! Thank you all so much 🥰
What better way to celebrate than by introducing my new OC, OFFICER MIKE ROE. Let's see how big we can make him in a growth-drive!
💙 = +1 Foot
🔁 = +2 Feet
Stay tuned for a BIG surprise at the conclusion of the drive...
What better way to celebrate than by introducing my new OC, OFFICER MIKE ROE. Let's see how big we can make him in a growth-drive!
💙 = +1 Foot
🔁 = +2 Feet
Stay tuned for a BIG surprise at the conclusion of the drive...
Got a nice little spot for you to kick back and watch the world burn 🥰😈
April 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Got a nice little spot for you to kick back and watch the world burn 🥰😈
Love this big bastard 💜
April 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Love this big bastard 💜
This would be a dream come true 🤤
What will you do if you own a tiny city at home😏
April 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This would be a dream come true 🤤
For the end of #MacroMarch I ate one of my followers! I don’t even remember his name, and he had definitely changed his mind and was screaming by this point. It was fuckin great, 10/10 will do again 🤤
March 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
For the end of #MacroMarch I ate one of my followers! I don’t even remember his name, and he had definitely changed his mind and was screaming by this point. It was fuckin great, 10/10 will do again 🤤
Thanks for this one, @bigjumbovan.bsky.social! “Gonna make the ceiling shake for me…” #MacroMarch
March 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thanks for this one, @bigjumbovan.bsky.social! “Gonna make the ceiling shake for me…” #MacroMarch
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Can't make it on the field? Coach's belly is always an option
#malevore
#malevore
March 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Best thing after a solid chest day - Nothing says Gains like a snack that screams back! 💪
February 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Best thing after a solid chest day - Nothing says Gains like a snack that screams back! 💪
Fuck I want this so bad…
"Look at you, so small in my hands. Tiny cars, buses, even the people, you’re all just toys to me now. I could slam my fists into the ground causing the whole city the crumble and there’s nothing you could do about it. Go ahead, beg me to spare you… I wanna hear how tiny you really are."
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fuck I want this so bad…
Another year, another Super Bowl goes by where I didn’t grow and get to turn the entire dome into a personal feast 😩😩😩
February 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Another year, another Super Bowl goes by where I didn’t grow and get to turn the entire dome into a personal feast 😩😩😩
Had a good pump at the gym today - looking for two groups of volunteers - One for running, and one for gulping. Taking applications that will be ignored now.
February 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Had a good pump at the gym today - looking for two groups of volunteers - One for running, and one for gulping. Taking applications that will be ignored now.
A bit down about the end of an era - Been on CF for 20 years now, over half my life. It’s shutting down today, but keep the community together and join the new site! It’s only going to be as good as we make it! outsized.social
Outsized
outsized.social
January 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A bit down about the end of an era - Been on CF for 20 years now, over half my life. It’s shutting down today, but keep the community together and join the new site! It’s only going to be as good as we make it! outsized.social