Big Blondie
@beegblondie.bsky.social
36 | He/Him | Macro | Taken
Longtime macro fan, I’ve been stomping around CF ages and checking it out here as Twitter crashes and burns and CF goes down. Might try to be more active here. DMs open.
Longtime macro fan, I’ve been stomping around CF ages and checking it out here as Twitter crashes and burns and CF goes down. Might try to be more active here. DMs open.
Another year older, and so nice of you all to show up on my cake… 🎂😈😋
October 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Another year older, and so nice of you all to show up on my cake… 🎂😈😋
You better get to fucking work down there.
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You better get to fucking work down there.
Relaxing, might snack on a cruise ship or some coastal city later 🥰😈
July 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Relaxing, might snack on a cruise ship or some coastal city later 🥰😈
Thanks @barefootkyle13.bsky.social for making a relaxing dream come true! Look out, SLC! 😈
June 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thanks @barefootkyle13.bsky.social for making a relaxing dream come true! Look out, SLC! 😈
Gotta love a room with an inspiring view….
June 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gotta love a room with an inspiring view….
Got a nice little spot for you to kick back and watch the world burn 🥰😈
April 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Got a nice little spot for you to kick back and watch the world burn 🥰😈
For the end of #MacroMarch I ate one of my followers! I don’t even remember his name, and he had definitely changed his mind and was screaming by this point. It was fuckin great, 10/10 will do again 🤤
March 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
For the end of #MacroMarch I ate one of my followers! I don’t even remember his name, and he had definitely changed his mind and was screaming by this point. It was fuckin great, 10/10 will do again 🤤
Thanks for this one, @bigjumbovan.bsky.social! “Gonna make the ceiling shake for me…” #MacroMarch
March 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thanks for this one, @bigjumbovan.bsky.social! “Gonna make the ceiling shake for me…” #MacroMarch
Had a good pump at the gym today - looking for two groups of volunteers - One for running, and one for gulping. Taking applications that will be ignored now.
February 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Had a good pump at the gym today - looking for two groups of volunteers - One for running, and one for gulping. Taking applications that will be ignored now.
One of you came through with the growth ray after all! Always loved the architecture in Chicago. Thanks to @barefootkyle13.bsky.social I get to see it up close one final time 😈
January 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
One of you came through with the growth ray after all! Always loved the architecture in Chicago. Thanks to @barefootkyle13.bsky.social I get to see it up close one final time 😈
First chest pump of 2025 as I’m trying to shake off the holiday lazy vibe. Always wanted to grow with a necklace with a cage on it - One lucky volunteer would get the view and ride of a lifetime.
January 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
First chest pump of 2025 as I’m trying to shake off the holiday lazy vibe. Always wanted to grow with a necklace with a cage on it - One lucky volunteer would get the view and ride of a lifetime.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
December 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
These boots were made for stomping, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you (and your friends/loved ones) 🥰
December 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
These boots were made for stomping, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you (and your friends/loved ones) 🥰
“You are what you eat?” Nah, couldn’t be me - I’m not a little bug like you.
December 12, 2024 at 9:08 PM
“You are what you eat?” Nah, couldn’t be me - I’m not a little bug like you.
New to posting, so I figured I’d give y’all a chance to know me before you become stains 🥰
December 1, 2024 at 9:02 PM
New to posting, so I figured I’d give y’all a chance to know me before you become stains 🥰
Oh… didn’t see you down there by my coffee. Guess it’s about to be a protein shake.
November 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Oh… didn’t see you down there by my coffee. Guess it’s about to be a protein shake.
Listen, size 14s are all fun and games for crushing people, but just try finding cute shoes… 😤
November 19, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Listen, size 14s are all fun and games for crushing people, but just try finding cute shoes… 😤