Bee ◡̈
@beefarting.bsky.social
MSG Enthusiast, Putterer & Ambiguous Dabbler
Available for birthday parties, weddings, and sacrificial cult meetings in the woods
🏳️🌈🌸🐶🫀🍊🌼🍰💒
https://instagram.com/beefarting 4 arts
Available for birthday parties, weddings, and sacrificial cult meetings in the woods
🏳️🌈🌸🐶🫀🍊🌼🍰💒
https://instagram.com/beefarting 4 arts
Reposted by Bee ◡̈
getting kicked out of mensa because i fucking farted and the fart has all my IQ
July 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
getting kicked out of mensa because i fucking farted and the fart has all my IQ
she didn’t predict neil gaiman tho. her face when i told her about that one was like she just watched me put a gun to my head
by god she’s got like 5 more since this post. her vibe-ometer is off the charts. lmk if you see me still following someone who has been outed as literal garbage, i likely just missed any posts about it 😵💫
there’s been like 3 big posters on here that my 66-but-relatively-online mom said “oh i muted them, idk they just seemed off” who then all became main characters within weeks. Her vibeometer is off the charts WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
July 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
she didn’t predict neil gaiman tho. her face when i told her about that one was like she just watched me put a gun to my head
by god she’s got like 5 more since this post. her vibe-ometer is off the charts. lmk if you see me still following someone who has been outed as literal garbage, i likely just missed any posts about it 😵💫
there’s been like 3 big posters on here that my 66-but-relatively-online mom said “oh i muted them, idk they just seemed off” who then all became main characters within weeks. Her vibeometer is off the charts WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
July 14, 2024 at 1:51 AM
by god she’s got like 5 more since this post. her vibe-ometer is off the charts. lmk if you see me still following someone who has been outed as literal garbage, i likely just missed any posts about it 😵💫
no matter how chronically offline i claim i am nothing will stop me from consistently posting shit in my instagram story that permanently alters my online footprint but now i think ill do that here too
June 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
no matter how chronically offline i claim i am nothing will stop me from consistently posting shit in my instagram story that permanently alters my online footprint but now i think ill do that here too
i came to post my monthly bluesky post which was gonna be an unfunny joke about leonardo dicaprio breaking up with me and to tell u that outback has a cocktail with midori that is full of glitter and has a crocodile u can keep but i see we also have DMs now so that’s cool
May 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
i came to post my monthly bluesky post which was gonna be an unfunny joke about leonardo dicaprio breaking up with me and to tell u that outback has a cocktail with midori that is full of glitter and has a crocodile u can keep but i see we also have DMs now so that’s cool
i think the popeyes commercial tagline “crispy. saucy. available now.” would be a killer dating profile bio
April 2, 2024 at 8:56 PM
i think the popeyes commercial tagline “crispy. saucy. available now.” would be a killer dating profile bio
i don’t remember posting this i think it was trazodone induced but i stand by it
when u get ur blood drawn at the lab they should kiss u on the lips after
April 2, 2024 at 8:55 PM
i don’t remember posting this i think it was trazodone induced but i stand by it
i’m alive im just in that mid-20s recluse stage of do nothing on social media besides putting my dog and food im cooking on my instagram story
April 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
i’m alive im just in that mid-20s recluse stage of do nothing on social media besides putting my dog and food im cooking on my instagram story
i always put on my hoodies with the panic of a diver trapped under the ice
January 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
i always put on my hoodies with the panic of a diver trapped under the ice
when u get ur blood drawn at the lab they should kiss u on the lips after
January 3, 2024 at 10:34 AM
when u get ur blood drawn at the lab they should kiss u on the lips after
absence update hair is still orange and i still have a generally distressing aura about me in case u were wondering
January 3, 2024 at 4:13 AM
absence update hair is still orange and i still have a generally distressing aura about me in case u were wondering
what’s happening on here hi guys all i ever do on my phone anymore is post instagram stories, check discord look at tiktoks , and solve crosswords yet my screen time is higher than ever how are we doing
January 3, 2024 at 1:28 AM
what’s happening on here hi guys all i ever do on my phone anymore is post instagram stories, check discord look at tiktoks , and solve crosswords yet my screen time is higher than ever how are we doing
posting for the first time in 20 days to celebrate
November 30, 2023 at 4:16 AM
posting for the first time in 20 days to celebrate
i leave for a week and come back to 20 sex bots what happened
November 11, 2023 at 2:45 AM
i leave for a week and come back to 20 sex bots what happened
this 🤏small 👶 CHILDRENS disposable ♻️CUP ☕ from 👉 a SOUTHERN 🍔CALIFORNIA restaurant 🍞🧑🍳CHAIN ⛓ with very affordable 🤑💰CHICKEN TENDERS 🍗and a TROPICAL 🏝️theme contains PEACH 🍑 WALMART brand fizzy WATER mixed with a splash of FRUIT🍒 punch 🥊 GATORADE 🍹you WISH 🌠 you were ME!!! 🫵✨
November 1, 2023 at 7:13 AM
this 🤏small 👶 CHILDRENS disposable ♻️CUP ☕ from 👉 a SOUTHERN 🍔CALIFORNIA restaurant 🍞🧑🍳CHAIN ⛓ with very affordable 🤑💰CHICKEN TENDERS 🍗and a TROPICAL 🏝️theme contains PEACH 🍑 WALMART brand fizzy WATER mixed with a splash of FRUIT🍒 punch 🥊 GATORADE 🍹you WISH 🌠 you were ME!!! 🫵✨
i get withdrawal if i go one day without listening to Linger
October 21, 2023 at 7:29 PM
i get withdrawal if i go one day without listening to Linger
the MyShake test going off 7 hours too early is actually very funny because it was not a robotic voice or an alarm it was simply a regular ass man’s voice bouncing off the walls of my bedroom at 3:19 in the morning
October 19, 2023 at 10:25 AM
the MyShake test going off 7 hours too early is actually very funny because it was not a robotic voice or an alarm it was simply a regular ass man’s voice bouncing off the walls of my bedroom at 3:19 in the morning
you say roast beef flaps as if it’s an insult… baby i’m from chicago pass me the au jus
October 15, 2023 at 4:15 AM
you say roast beef flaps as if it’s an insult… baby i’m from chicago pass me the au jus
kraft easy mac cups taste better than making the boxed kind and i don’t know why. is it the forever chemicals that give it that je ne sais quoi??
October 12, 2023 at 9:56 PM
kraft easy mac cups taste better than making the boxed kind and i don’t know why. is it the forever chemicals that give it that je ne sais quoi??
it’s a friday night and i’m spending it watching a 2 and a half hour youtube video where someone ranked all the 720+ performances in Glee
October 7, 2023 at 6:03 AM
it’s a friday night and i’m spending it watching a 2 and a half hour youtube video where someone ranked all the 720+ performances in Glee
the only consistent thing about me is the poop that comes 45 minutes after taking an adderall xr
October 5, 2023 at 4:41 PM
the only consistent thing about me is the poop that comes 45 minutes after taking an adderall xr
did i miss anything?
here’s my dog
here’s my dog
October 5, 2023 at 4:37 PM
did i miss anything?
here’s my dog
here’s my dog