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beefarting.bsky.social
Bee ◡̈
@beefarting.bsky.social
280 followers 360 following 820 posts
MSG Enthusiast, Putterer & Ambiguous Dabbler
Available for birthday parties, weddings, and sacrificial cult meetings in the woods
🏳️‍🌈🌸🐶🫀🍊🌼🍰💒

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i came to post my monthly bluesky post which was gonna be an unfunny joke about leonardo dicaprio breaking up with me and to tell u that outback has a cocktail with midori that is full of glitter and has a crocodile u can keep but i see we also have DMs now so that’s cool
bee sitting at a dinner table with a 25 birthday sign bee drinking a green drink a green drink with a crocodile on top weirdly angled photo of tipsy bee holding a plastic crocodile
May 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
absence update hair is still orange and i still have a generally distressing aura about me in case u were wondering
bee in a car seat that’s reclined too far back, wearing white headphones and a red plaid dress. the imagine is slightly blurry. bee in a mirror selfie that shows them from the chest up holding a phone in a wavy case with a bunny on it. there are clothes hanging in the back. bee in a phone mirror selfie that shows them from the hip up and the mirror is very messy. they are fat and wearing a black dress with bell sleeves. there are still clothes in the back. also they want u to notice their french tip fake nails bee sitting in a car with white headphones on. a tweet has been edited into the corner that says “i don’t have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say”
January 3, 2024 at 4:13 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
posting for the first time in 20 days to celebrate
officer down meme shoddily edited to say war criminal down
November 30, 2023 at 4:16 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
i leave for a week and come back to 20 sex bots what happened
small fluffy white kitten next to a toy carousel. text says “i don’t have that dog in me i have a tiny little kitty cat kitymeowww mreewww :3 mreeepp meowww meeeeww :3 meow”
November 11, 2023 at 2:45 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
this 🤏small 👶 CHILDRENS disposable ♻️CUP ☕ from 👉 a SOUTHERN 🍔CALIFORNIA restaurant 🍞🧑‍🍳CHAIN ⛓ with very affordable 🤑💰CHICKEN TENDERS 🍗and a TROPICAL 🏝️theme contains PEACH 🍑 WALMART brand fizzy WATER mixed with a splash of FRUIT🍒 punch 🥊 GATORADE 🍹you WISH 🌠 you were ME!!! 🫵✨
small disposable kids cup with a lid that says Islands fine burgers & drinks next to a larger teal water cup
November 1, 2023 at 7:13 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
did i miss anything?
here’s my dog
a pug with a little bit of chihuahua and shar pei in her is sitting on a lap covered in a blanket and she’s looking sweetly to the left at someone off camera. there’s a signed family guy coffee table book looming ominously in the background but it’s not mine i swear
October 5, 2023 at 4:37 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
october 1
18 halloween party classics now that’s what i call halloween includes werewolves of london, monster mash, halloween theme, devil inside, dragula, and more!
October 1, 2023 at 6:06 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
why in gods name is this hanging at my doctors office and why is the only thought i have about it “when you leave the cumsock under the bed too long”
weird framed photo with a real gauze background that depicts 3 human babies curled up in gossamer bags weird framed photo with a real gauze background that depicts 3 human babies curled up in gossamer bags, but it’s close up.
September 22, 2023 at 10:18 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
joining the bad iphone photos of the moon club
blurry photo of the moon with a blue roof fop to the left and a palm tree and foliage to the right. there’s maybe a planet or something to the right but i don’t know what it is. photo of the moon with glare coming off of it. the dark and the iphone post processing has made the aura around the moon grainy. there’s maybe a planet or something to the right.
August 31, 2023 at 4:01 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
i can’t make any zesty food takes because these are my groceries
mott’s juice for literal children, box of frozen kid’s cuisine, ham and cheddar lunchables, and a michelina’s poppin’ chicken (it is stylized as “POP” with an apostrophe and then the letter “N” but i have a feeling a screen reader might not be able to say that correctly) cheddar whale crackers and pacific cooler capri suns
August 28, 2023 at 2:22 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
i censored my face with a smiley potato because my glasses were sitting in a weird disturbing way BUT LOOK AT HOW BIG THIS ONION IS it’s my SIZE of my HEAD
bee with a censored smiley potato fav holding a very large white onion towards the camera. they have tiny baby hands so it’s kind of a weird perspective but that’s fine bee with their mom holding the giant white onion to compare it to their head
August 25, 2023 at 7:33 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
fucking it?
weird spam ad of an older man pointing at a bowl of blueberries that says “heart surgeon begs americans: stop doing this to your fruit”
August 19, 2023 at 6:58 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
ruh roh
i’ve barely left my home too and i still mask :’)
covid test with two big ugly lines
August 8, 2023 at 6:00 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
aren’t you glad i didn’t say ora (gets shot)
bee with orange hair but they cant tell if one of her eyes is actually wonky or if it’s just dysmorphia so you’ll have to let me know
August 3, 2023 at 6:42 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
why did they yassify gatorade bottles like why is the waist snatched
gatorade bottle with an itty bitty waist like she’s wearing a corset she’s fierce she slays also there’s a white dinosaur next to the scrub brushes by the sink in the background he’s pretty neat right
August 2, 2023 at 3:39 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
i don’t recall swallowing a magnet from the barbie pooping tanner set but maybe it’s why i am the way that i am
barbie doll with a pooper scooper and a dog that eats little magnetic poops and poops them out a flocked felt toy of Barbie’s dog tanner with a pink leash. his tail is being pressed to show that he poops out brown nuggets.
August 1, 2023 at 9:40 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
i got a one way ticket to the blonde boy zone

(orange, red, green, or pink next???? :P)
bee with bleached hair and shitty unshaped growing in eyebrows and eye bags but it’s fine
August 1, 2023 at 9:20 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
noooo peewee
disgusting sobbing creature
July 31, 2023 at 5:41 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
thought some creep was on my porch at 1 am but turns out it’s just a bigass bug triggering my doorbell cam who ARE YOU
some big ass bug with big orange eyes on my doorbell cam
July 28, 2023 at 8:00 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
i went to mount gay and everyone knew you there (they spoke highly of you)
bottle full of amber liquid. Label says “Mount Gay barbados rum established 1793”
July 27, 2023 at 4:17 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
heh… nice 😎
spotify top artists poster mimicking a coachella lineup. MUMFORD & SONS, MITSKI, and ARCTIC monkeys are listed in large titles. Medium sized titles list Lord Huron, BOYGENIUS, Elton John, DJO, Phoebe Bridgers, JOJI, Noah Kahan, and Vamptie weekend. Small text lists Red hot chili peppers, george ezra, lucy dacus, the lumineers, imagine dragons, bon iver, Simon & Garfunkel, Gregory Alan Isakov, I don’t know how but they found me, cosmo sheldrake, wallows, bo burnham, mother mother, passenger, RAV, adventure time, matt watson, neon trees, hozier , lorde, catie turner, marcus mumford, chloe moriondo, half moon run. at the bottom there is a “Basic score” that says 69.
July 26, 2023 at 4:12 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
white watery-eyed crying cat with hearts
July 24, 2023 at 9:36 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
reintroduction thread time:

name(s): bee (•:
pronouns: any!
location: scorching butthole (california desert)
passions: art, being cringe, funky knick-knacks, anatomy and weird medical shit, longterm nuclear waste warning messages

AuDHD and chronically ill and also silly

reskeet w/ ur info :3
bee!! in a car but do not worry they are not driving! because they don’t know how! hair is black and pulled back in a clip.
July 24, 2023 at 8:17 PM
beefarting.bsky.social
these were all really great hair eras for me and i miss them
early 2022 bee with green hair summer 2022 bee with purple hair, looking to the side mid 2022 bee with faded pink hair that looks peachy
July 24, 2023 at 6:51 AM
beefarting.bsky.social
i will not be silent anymore he doesn’t even give us the good margarine we get butter its not
kroger butter its not margarine spread
July 22, 2023 at 12:21 PM