Me and the boys, upside down on the cave ceiling, just talking bat things
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Me and the boys, upside down on the cave ceiling, just talking bat things
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huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on
May 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on
You merely adopt the desire path, I create them
I say, as I walk head first into a holly bush
I say, as I walk head first into a holly bush
May 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You merely adopt the desire path, I create them
I say, as I walk head first into a holly bush
I say, as I walk head first into a holly bush
Me, falling into a black hole: "hmm, feels much more like linguinefication"
April 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Me, falling into a black hole: "hmm, feels much more like linguinefication"
The guy she tells you not to worry about (in toilet form)
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The guy she tells you not to worry about (in toilet form)
Shout-out to people that live on the moon, who experience a total lunar eclipse once a (moon) day
March 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Shout-out to people that live on the moon, who experience a total lunar eclipse once a (moon) day
These Foie Gans are making me thirsty!
March 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
These Foie Gans are making me thirsty!
Going through life wanting to give Kramer but, oops! You're Niles now
March 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Going through life wanting to give Kramer but, oops! You're Niles now
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen
Long Time No Semen
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February 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen
If Dump can rename "The Gulf of Mexico" into "The Gulf of America", surely I can rename "The Isle of Man" into "The Isle of Non-Gender Confirming Individuals"
February 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
If Dump can rename "The Gulf of Mexico" into "The Gulf of America", surely I can rename "The Isle of Man" into "The Isle of Non-Gender Confirming Individuals"
The lord of the rings but instead of Sauron's evil power being put into rings it's put into thigh-high socks
Frodo has an existential crisis where he wants to go invisible, but then he'd have to cover his big hairy feet
Frodo has an existential crisis where he wants to go invisible, but then he'd have to cover his big hairy feet
February 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The lord of the rings but instead of Sauron's evil power being put into rings it's put into thigh-high socks
Frodo has an existential crisis where he wants to go invisible, but then he'd have to cover his big hairy feet
Frodo has an existential crisis where he wants to go invisible, but then he'd have to cover his big hairy feet
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
In a south African accent: "Oh no! My petard! I've been hoisted by my own petard!"
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In a south African accent: "Oh no! My petard! I've been hoisted by my own petard!"
Let 👏 gay 👏 dogs 👏 drive 👏
February 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Let 👏 gay 👏 dogs 👏 drive 👏
Breaking news from new york: "HeY, I'm wALkiNG HErE"
February 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Breaking news from new york: "HeY, I'm wALkiNG HErE"
"It's not rocket science" said the rocket scientist to the brain surgeon
"Well, it's hardly brain surgery", the brain surgeon said in response
"That Mitchell and Webb look already did this joke" I say to myself
"Send skeet" I do anyway
"Well, it's hardly brain surgery", the brain surgeon said in response
"That Mitchell and Webb look already did this joke" I say to myself
"Send skeet" I do anyway
February 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"It's not rocket science" said the rocket scientist to the brain surgeon
"Well, it's hardly brain surgery", the brain surgeon said in response
"That Mitchell and Webb look already did this joke" I say to myself
"Send skeet" I do anyway
"Well, it's hardly brain surgery", the brain surgeon said in response
"That Mitchell and Webb look already did this joke" I say to myself
"Send skeet" I do anyway
January is too long
I think we should decide as a society to move 3 days from January into February
Then move the leap year day to not be in any month, whack it between July and August, then have it be the ultimate international bank holiday where we all just vibe in the sun
I think we should decide as a society to move 3 days from January into February
Then move the leap year day to not be in any month, whack it between July and August, then have it be the ultimate international bank holiday where we all just vibe in the sun
February 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
January is too long
I think we should decide as a society to move 3 days from January into February
Then move the leap year day to not be in any month, whack it between July and August, then have it be the ultimate international bank holiday where we all just vibe in the sun
I think we should decide as a society to move 3 days from January into February
Then move the leap year day to not be in any month, whack it between July and August, then have it be the ultimate international bank holiday where we all just vibe in the sun
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I'm just another enby who enjoys killing Sims a normal, healthy amount
February 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm just another enby who enjoys killing Sims a normal, healthy amount
An alternative universe where Stan Lee made an X-Man called Tea Man, where in his veins Yorkshire Tea pumps instead of blood
He invented him to appeal to an otherwise disinterested British population, but unintentionally made the hero all Trans Masc folks craved
He invented him to appeal to an otherwise disinterested British population, but unintentionally made the hero all Trans Masc folks craved
February 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
An alternative universe where Stan Lee made an X-Man called Tea Man, where in his veins Yorkshire Tea pumps instead of blood
He invented him to appeal to an otherwise disinterested British population, but unintentionally made the hero all Trans Masc folks craved
He invented him to appeal to an otherwise disinterested British population, but unintentionally made the hero all Trans Masc folks craved
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Reposted by Bee?
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Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
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January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
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