Becky Aizen
@beckyaizen.bsky.social
Middle name: Pepi
First fandom: Blyton
Melbourne born & bred. 20 years a Londoner. Probably the only person in human history to pinch the title of their PhD from Fran Drescher’s autobiography. Will never not prefer Vegemite.
First fandom: Blyton
Melbourne born & bred. 20 years a Londoner. Probably the only person in human history to pinch the title of their PhD from Fran Drescher’s autobiography. Will never not prefer Vegemite.
Pinned
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I just hope somebody has given Aloe Black a dollar. He'd have $5,792 by now at $ a day.
The ‘new shoes’ that Paolo Nutini sang about in his 2006 hit ‘new shoes’ are now 20 years old. They would be old shoes now.
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I just hope somebody has given Aloe Black a dollar. He'd have $5,792 by now at $ a day.
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The ‘new shoes’ that Paolo Nutini sang about in his 2006 hit ‘new shoes’ are now 20 years old. They would be old shoes now.
January 22, 2026 at 10:51 PM
The ‘new shoes’ that Paolo Nutini sang about in his 2006 hit ‘new shoes’ are now 20 years old. They would be old shoes now.
You’d think they’d have painted over all of these already …
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
You’d think they’d have painted over all of these already …
Just found an old notebook and wondering what the hell I was on when I came up with this … 🙈
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Just found an old notebook and wondering what the hell I was on when I came up with this … 🙈
I am in a restaurant in Lanzarote. There is an English woman next to me loudly serenading her kids with “Your something’s on fire”.
#BritsAbroad
#BritsAbroad
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I am in a restaurant in Lanzarote. There is an English woman next to me loudly serenading her kids with “Your something’s on fire”.
#BritsAbroad
#BritsAbroad
I love that my friends think I’m brave for hanging out on Bluesky.
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I love that my friends think I’m brave for hanging out on Bluesky.
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I can go back to bed, this is the best thing I will see all day.
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I can go back to bed, this is the best thing I will see all day.
My mum sent me a message that reads like a fortune cookie 🥠
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
My mum sent me a message that reads like a fortune cookie 🥠
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The Horrible and Scary Monster
Hurt people hurt people. I am the worst.
open.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A thing I wrote: substack.com/@beckyaizen/...
His Woolly Cardigan
Grief plays out differently for everyone. I hide.
substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
A thing I wrote: substack.com/@beckyaizen/...
My inability to leave the house in autumn without bringing half the foliage back home with me.
January 10, 2026 at 8:55 AM
My inability to leave the house in autumn without bringing half the foliage back home with me.
Moving to Japan, brb.
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Moving to Japan, brb.
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Another image that sums up the protest.
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Another image that sums up the protest.
Was looking up stuff on Jewish representation on TV. Some bright spark came looking for Jeffrey Epstein and got Juan Epstein instead …
youtu.be/CZskDTbnmZw?...
youtu.be/CZskDTbnmZw?...
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Was looking up stuff on Jewish representation on TV. Some bright spark came looking for Jeffrey Epstein and got Juan Epstein instead …
youtu.be/CZskDTbnmZw?...
youtu.be/CZskDTbnmZw?...
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Many such cases
I consciously presented as a non-JAP when I was growing up. “Not like other girls“: the Jewish version!
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Many such cases
It’s dark and freezing so I would welcome any of your go-to happy tunes …
This one makes me laugh when Mutya tells herself not to panic, not to be erratic. Girl, same.
youtu.be/FY5NYBRMurk?...
This one makes me laugh when Mutya tells herself not to panic, not to be erratic. Girl, same.
youtu.be/FY5NYBRMurk?...
Groove Armada - Song 4 Mutya (Out Of Control) (Video)
YouTube video by GrooveArmadaVEVO
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It’s dark and freezing so I would welcome any of your go-to happy tunes …
This one makes me laugh when Mutya tells herself not to panic, not to be erratic. Girl, same.
youtu.be/FY5NYBRMurk?...
This one makes me laugh when Mutya tells herself not to panic, not to be erratic. Girl, same.
youtu.be/FY5NYBRMurk?...
Trying to communicate with my Gen Alpha kid.
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Trying to communicate with my Gen Alpha kid.
“Schwimmers” made me giggle.
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
“Schwimmers” made me giggle.
Hey Siri. What is the eighties?
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hey Siri. What is the eighties?
Question her qualifications all you want (justifiably!) but the misogyny in this thread - from supposed ‘progressives’ - is regressive as hell.
Proof that there is more than one way to prostitute yourself.
Too bad.
Too bad.
December 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Question her qualifications all you want (justifiably!) but the misogyny in this thread - from supposed ‘progressives’ - is regressive as hell.
Stars Hollow but real life.
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Stars Hollow but real life.