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It's ass cuttin' time.| Here for the spectacle of it all. | Praise be to he! | #ForTheA |#FinsUp | #YNWA
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They hung that man’s jersey in the rafters of the hardware barn
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
They hung that man’s jersey in the rafters of the hardware barn
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Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo
"Mans say this is the Cadillac…he mean Lexus, but he ain’t know it." -Snoop
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo
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Nyck Harbour will be sent deep until the desired results are achieved
August 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Nyck Harbour will be sent deep until the desired results are achieved
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"Swain on the return... Gets free!... Swain to midfield!... Breaks a tackle!... Stays inbounds!... VICARI SWAIN!... SPIN CYCLE... TOUCHDOWN!"
Bob Wischusen with the Virginia Tech-South Carolina call for ESPN. 🏈⚡️🎙️ #CFB
Bob Wischusen with the Virginia Tech-South Carolina call for ESPN. 🏈⚡️🎙️ #CFB
August 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Swain on the return... Gets free!... Swain to midfield!... Breaks a tackle!... Stays inbounds!... VICARI SWAIN!... SPIN CYCLE... TOUCHDOWN!"
Bob Wischusen with the Virginia Tech-South Carolina call for ESPN. 🏈⚡️🎙️ #CFB
Bob Wischusen with the Virginia Tech-South Carolina call for ESPN. 🏈⚡️🎙️ #CFB
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That punt return was HEAT
August 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That punt return was HEAT
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Idiot shit from the refs on catches
August 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Idiot shit from the refs on catches
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LSU's defense gets to flip Clemson's shuttle buses, that's the rule
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
LSU's defense gets to flip Clemson's shuttle buses, that's the rule
Has anyone checked on Dabo today? After his near death experience, I have concerns about him.
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Has anyone checked on Dabo today? After his near death experience, I have concerns about him.
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Oh my god LaNorris Sellers you huge genius that was beautiful
November 30, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Oh my god LaNorris Sellers you huge genius that was beautiful
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As called by Todd Ellis on South Carolina Gamecocks radio & heard on the Varsity app:
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
As called by Todd Ellis on South Carolina Gamecocks radio & heard on the Varsity app:
5:00 pm tip? WTF
Littlejohn Coliseum. All Gamecocks present and warming up.
South Carolina WBB with a chance to break its all-time record for longest winning streak with a rivalry win. 5:00 tip on ESPN2
South Carolina WBB with a chance to break its all-time record for longest winning streak with a rivalry win. 5:00 tip on ESPN2
November 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
5:00 pm tip? WTF
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"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?
Come and get your whuppin'
November 20, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Come and get your whuppin'
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November 20, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
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oh sweet, it’s working
November 20, 2024 at 7:31 AM
oh sweet, it’s working
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The idea of Texas A&M knocking Texas out of the playoff in a rivalry game they haven’t played in over a decade gives me a secondhand hater’s high so intense I probably shouldn’t drive right now
November 20, 2024 at 12:57 AM
The idea of Texas A&M knocking Texas out of the playoff in a rivalry game they haven’t played in over a decade gives me a secondhand hater’s high so intense I probably shouldn’t drive right now
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Josh Heupel looks like an honest mechanic
November 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Josh Heupel looks like an honest mechanic
Someone tell this @netflix announcer to STFU
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Someone tell this @netflix announcer to STFU
The Dolphins fans have found me here in full force. Welcome all!
November 15, 2024 at 5:12 PM
The Dolphins fans have found me here in full force. Welcome all!
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AHAHAHAHAHA
ECU throws an INT, but it gets overturned… only to throw a pick six on the next play.
ECU throws an INT, but it gets overturned… only to throw a pick six on the next play.
November 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM
AHAHAHAHAHA
ECU throws an INT, but it gets overturned… only to throw a pick six on the next play.
ECU throws an INT, but it gets overturned… only to throw a pick six on the next play.
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Billy, this is Bluesky. It's less toxic, has fewer Nazis, and there are no ads for Stephen Miller's lawfirm. It's only defect is you are guaranteed to see Alf genitalia within the first 24 hours.
November 15, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Billy, this is Bluesky. It's less toxic, has fewer Nazis, and there are no ads for Stephen Miller's lawfirm. It's only defect is you are guaranteed to see Alf genitalia within the first 24 hours.