Bryan Bouton
@bbouton.bsky.social
he/him
my opinions = mine
When they show you who they are, believe them.
Love one another, that’s the only rule in this game and we only get one life in this world, so don’t fuck it up.
my opinions = mine
When they show you who they are, believe them.
Love one another, that’s the only rule in this game and we only get one life in this world, so don’t fuck it up.
Pinned
Protesting ICE today in Largo, FL...dude pulls up w his GF or wife, lowers his window, leans over and smugly asks "how's it feel?"
He didn't appreciate my answer:
"Fucking your wife?."
Dude patched out and almost hit someone in the crosswalk.
they're so easy...
He didn't appreciate my answer:
"Fucking your wife?."
Dude patched out and almost hit someone in the crosswalk.
they're so easy...
best answer for @governorwalz.mn.gov at this moment:
yes, I am in contempt of this court and these proceedings
yes, I am in contempt of this court and these proceedings
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
best answer for @governorwalz.mn.gov at this moment:
yes, I am in contempt of this court and these proceedings
yes, I am in contempt of this court and these proceedings
so,it's been 1 yr.
y'all holler @ me when you're pissed off enough yet...
y'all holler @ me when you're pissed off enough yet...
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 PM
so,it's been 1 yr.
y'all holler @ me when you're pissed off enough yet...
y'all holler @ me when you're pissed off enough yet...
Reposted by Bryan Bouton
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
Reposted by Bryan Bouton
WE’RE WALKING OUT AT 2PM! Join us for the Free America Walk Out Nationwide ❤️🩹 Find a protest: bit.ly/findawalkout
★ We walk away from fascism.★
★ We walk towards a Free America.★
★ We fight for a future that belongs to us all.★
★ Everybody in, nobody out.★
Welcome to the Free America Walkout
★ We walk away from fascism.★
★ We walk towards a Free America.★
★ We fight for a future that belongs to us all.★
★ Everybody in, nobody out.★
Welcome to the Free America Walkout
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
WE’RE WALKING OUT AT 2PM! Join us for the Free America Walk Out Nationwide ❤️🩹 Find a protest: bit.ly/findawalkout
★ We walk away from fascism.★
★ We walk towards a Free America.★
★ We fight for a future that belongs to us all.★
★ Everybody in, nobody out.★
Welcome to the Free America Walkout
★ We walk away from fascism.★
★ We walk towards a Free America.★
★ We fight for a future that belongs to us all.★
★ Everybody in, nobody out.★
Welcome to the Free America Walkout
I'm in a mood today...
Tear the Fascists Down by Woody Guthrie on Apple Music
Song · 2009 · Duration 2:09
music.apple.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I'm in a mood today...
And, away we go...I guess my retirement days are gonna be a little tougher than originally believed.
Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US—a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, Bloomberg reports. Deutsche Bank analysts warn Washington’s key vulnerability is living off global financing—and Europe may decide it no longer wants to bankroll the U.S.
January 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
And, away we go...I guess my retirement days are gonna be a little tougher than originally believed.
How much of the bonuses and cash rewards for arrests are we gonna get back from these ICE motherfuckers once we shut this down?
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
How much of the bonuses and cash rewards for arrests are we gonna get back from these ICE motherfuckers once we shut this down?
Reposted by Bryan Bouton
as per my earlier email...
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
as per my earlier email...
Just a reminder for those of us u used to such things...We're gonna get a light frost overnight in central and southern FL, cover those plants.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Just a reminder for those of us u used to such things...We're gonna get a light frost overnight in central and southern FL, cover those plants.
🥶
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If I'm a paid protester why the fuck do I eat ramen 3 nights a week and consider breakfast cereal a meal?
January 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If I'm a paid protester why the fuck do I eat ramen 3 nights a week and consider breakfast cereal a meal?
"I do what I have to do to survive the moment."
in retrospect, this is my philosophy of life.
in retrospect, this is my philosophy of life.
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
"I do what I have to do to survive the moment."
in retrospect, this is my philosophy of life.
in retrospect, this is my philosophy of life.
Temptation:
AfterPay; "psst...you can get that inflatable hot tub you want"
Resistance:
me: "get thee behind me financial Satan, I'll buy a new kayak oar instead and justify it by price comparison"
AfterPay; "psst...you can get that inflatable hot tub you want"
Resistance:
me: "get thee behind me financial Satan, I'll buy a new kayak oar instead and justify it by price comparison"
January 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Temptation:
AfterPay; "psst...you can get that inflatable hot tub you want"
Resistance:
me: "get thee behind me financial Satan, I'll buy a new kayak oar instead and justify it by price comparison"
AfterPay; "psst...you can get that inflatable hot tub you want"
Resistance:
me: "get thee behind me financial Satan, I'll buy a new kayak oar instead and justify it by price comparison"
In case you feel the need to give our current moment a soundtrack.
#protestmusic
#protestmusic
Protest Music by Bryan Bouton on Apple Music
Playlist · 49 Songs
music.apple.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
In case you feel the need to give our current moment a soundtrack.
#protestmusic
#protestmusic
As it's central FL and this doesn't happen often,be aware...
Florida Gulf Coast is gonna get chilly.
Florida Gulf Coast is gonna get chilly.
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
As it's central FL and this doesn't happen often,be aware...
Florida Gulf Coast is gonna get chilly.
Florida Gulf Coast is gonna get chilly.
The next time a cop squares off with you at a protest, just look him in the eye and say, in a calm and clear voice "I taught your girlfriend that thing you like."
then smile
and say no more.
then smile
and say no more.
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The next time a cop squares off with you at a protest, just look him in the eye and say, in a calm and clear voice "I taught your girlfriend that thing you like."
then smile
and say no more.
then smile
and say no more.
Dear Influencers,
They're called "lavaliere microphones" because they are designed to be clipped to clothing. You don't hold them like a fucking stick mic,ok?
Signed
anyone in broadcasting over the last few decades
They're called "lavaliere microphones" because they are designed to be clipped to clothing. You don't hold them like a fucking stick mic,ok?
Signed
anyone in broadcasting over the last few decades
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Dear Influencers,
They're called "lavaliere microphones" because they are designed to be clipped to clothing. You don't hold them like a fucking stick mic,ok?
Signed
anyone in broadcasting over the last few decades
They're called "lavaliere microphones" because they are designed to be clipped to clothing. You don't hold them like a fucking stick mic,ok?
Signed
anyone in broadcasting over the last few decades
I know how difficult it will be for America to rebuild the trust destroyed in the world today. I just hope that Trump supporters are gonna have to work twice as hard to rebuild trust within our country.
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I know how difficult it will be for America to rebuild the trust destroyed in the world today. I just hope that Trump supporters are gonna have to work twice as hard to rebuild trust within our country.
All Cheap, no Trick.
All Gene, no Jezebel.
All Oingo, no Boingo.
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 AM
All Cheap, no Trick.
I re-watched Sorkin's open to The Newsroom tonight...
We're not but we can be.
That resonated when I first saw it and again tonight.
That's the basis for my hope and if y'all can get there, it'll help all of us get to where we need to be.
We're not but we can be.
That resonated when I first saw it and again tonight.
That's the basis for my hope and if y'all can get there, it'll help all of us get to where we need to be.
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I re-watched Sorkin's open to The Newsroom tonight...
We're not but we can be.
That resonated when I first saw it and again tonight.
That's the basis for my hope and if y'all can get there, it'll help all of us get to where we need to be.
We're not but we can be.
That resonated when I first saw it and again tonight.
That's the basis for my hope and if y'all can get there, it'll help all of us get to where we need to be.
Why go into hiding if you did nothing wrong?
Not like a bunch of cowardly snowflakes will build a scaffold or anything,right?
Not like a bunch of cowardly snowflakes will build a scaffold or anything,right?
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Why go into hiding if you did nothing wrong?
Not like a bunch of cowardly snowflakes will build a scaffold or anything,right?
Not like a bunch of cowardly snowflakes will build a scaffold or anything,right?
Today's protest fit
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Today's protest fit
If they release the files, the shooting of innocent's may end...but the hanging and pillorying of guilty pedo motherfuckers will increase exponentially.
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
If they release the files, the shooting of innocent's may end...but the hanging and pillorying of guilty pedo motherfuckers will increase exponentially.
this quote gets me through being unchurched and still having a strong abiding faith...
"Offspring of vipers, who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?...the axe at the root of the trees is laid; therefore every tree not producing fruit good is cut down and into fire is cast."
(from the Greek)
"Offspring of vipers, who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?...the axe at the root of the trees is laid; therefore every tree not producing fruit good is cut down and into fire is cast."
(from the Greek)
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
this quote gets me through being unchurched and still having a strong abiding faith...
"Offspring of vipers, who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?...the axe at the root of the trees is laid; therefore every tree not producing fruit good is cut down and into fire is cast."
(from the Greek)
"Offspring of vipers, who warned you to flee from the coming wrath?...the axe at the root of the trees is laid; therefore every tree not producing fruit good is cut down and into fire is cast."
(from the Greek)