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Sports. Design nerd. Magma mama. Human mama. Probably eating tacos.
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“Hope doesn’t preclude feeling sadness or frustration or anger or any other emotion that makes total sense. Hope isn’t an emotion, you know? Hope is not optimism.
Hope is a discipline… we have to practice it every single day.”
Mariame Kaba
Hope is a discipline… we have to practice it every single day.”
Mariame Kaba
Happy Ken Burns day to all who celebrate.
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Ken Burns day to all who celebrate.
Unexpected USPS shipping notice arrived and now I’m trying to remember if I insomnia-shopped a bunch of cheese from Kewaunee, WI.
November 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Unexpected USPS shipping notice arrived and now I’m trying to remember if I insomnia-shopped a bunch of cheese from Kewaunee, WI.
I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY FREEZER GUMBO ON HAND TO CELEBRATE
October 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY FREEZER GUMBO ON HAND TO CELEBRATE
You know your friends love you when all the group chats simultaneously erupt to tell you your (current) nemesis has been fired.
October 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You know your friends love you when all the group chats simultaneously erupt to tell you your (current) nemesis has been fired.
Blake Shapen watching Texas get to 38 in regulation and losing? Surely this has never happened before!
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Blake Shapen watching Texas get to 38 in regulation and losing? Surely this has never happened before!
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If you want to find a local food bank, you can use the website below.
If you’re donating, it’s best to donate money. If you want to donate food, PLEASE donate food you or your family would actually eat, including things like breakfast cereals and snack foods.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
If you’re donating, it’s best to donate money. If you want to donate food, PLEASE donate food you or your family would actually eat, including things like breakfast cereals and snack foods.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
October 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you want to find a local food bank, you can use the website below.
If you’re donating, it’s best to donate money. If you want to donate food, PLEASE donate food you or your family would actually eat, including things like breakfast cereals and snack foods.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
If you’re donating, it’s best to donate money. If you want to donate food, PLEASE donate food you or your family would actually eat, including things like breakfast cereals and snack foods.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Forget the swear jar. Our house now has a 6-7 jar.
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Forget the swear jar. Our house now has a 6-7 jar.
I have never seen Sex and the City or the Simpsons.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I have never seen Sex and the City or the Simpsons.
The rise of Christian nationalism can be tied directly to the transmutation from lamb to lion in cultural depictions of furry Jesus. In this essay I will…
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The rise of Christian nationalism can be tied directly to the transmutation from lamb to lion in cultural depictions of furry Jesus. In this essay I will…
Cheryl Reeve was fixing to channel combat basketball for a minute there
September 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Cheryl Reeve was fixing to channel combat basketball for a minute there
The most disrespectful thing my kids have done, as a geriatric Xennial, is abandon the superiority of no-show socks. We folded our crew socks under our feet for years! And this is how you repay us?? By wearing socks that cover your whole lower calf???
an elderly woman wearing glasses and a pink robe is sitting at a table and says shame ... i feel shame .
ALT: an elderly woman wearing glasses and a pink robe is sitting at a table and says shame ... i feel shame .
media.tenor.com
September 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The most disrespectful thing my kids have done, as a geriatric Xennial, is abandon the superiority of no-show socks. We folded our crew socks under our feet for years! And this is how you repay us?? By wearing socks that cover your whole lower calf???
Rhett Lashlee looks like a guy who would try to tell me $2500 over KBB with $3000 in “discounted” dealer add-ons is his final number.
September 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Rhett Lashlee looks like a guy who would try to tell me $2500 over KBB with $3000 in “discounted” dealer add-ons is his final number.
The bad: Baylor loses
The potentially good: Auburn gets high on their own supply and takes the Aggy rollercoaster to November
The potentially good: Auburn gets high on their own supply and takes the Aggy rollercoaster to November
August 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The bad: Baylor loses
The potentially good: Auburn gets high on their own supply and takes the Aggy rollercoaster to November
The potentially good: Auburn gets high on their own supply and takes the Aggy rollercoaster to November
As a Xennial, I am very excited to see where Justin Bobby goes in life.
August 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As a Xennial, I am very excited to see where Justin Bobby goes in life.
<me, when anyone mentions RGtres>
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here
ALT: a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
<me, when anyone mentions RGtres>
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A college football sitcom starring Glen Powell has a very specific demographic of me.
August 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A college football sitcom starring Glen Powell has a very specific demographic of me.
Oh NOW your flags work
August 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh NOW your flags work
I never say this.
But these refs suck.
But these refs suck.
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I never say this.
But these refs suck.
But these refs suck.
Woke: DJT has passed on
Bespoke: DJT is honoring the labor movement
Bespoke: DJT is honoring the labor movement
August 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Woke: DJT has passed on
Bespoke: DJT is honoring the labor movement
Bespoke: DJT is honoring the labor movement
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i know nothing about this season so let’s just have fun, shall we?
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i know nothing about this season so let’s just have fun, shall we?
Chrome is back? Oh, it’s over for all y’all now.
August 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Chrome is back? Oh, it’s over for all y’all now.
Just remembered that I made my husband’s hotspot password “NoAlfalfaWaterRights” three years ago because I was so mad at Arizona.
He has not changed it.
He has not changed it.
August 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just remembered that I made my husband’s hotspot password “NoAlfalfaWaterRights” three years ago because I was so mad at Arizona.
He has not changed it.
He has not changed it.
Trying to explain “a state that’s untouchable like Eliot Ness” to my kids.
June 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trying to explain “a state that’s untouchable like Eliot Ness” to my kids.
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MacKenzie Scott paid me $100k for this tweet
Jeff Bezos appears to be wearing the wrong waistcoat for his wedding. This is a dinner suit (aka a tuxedo) and thus requires a dress waistcoat, which is cut lower on the body. He's wearing a business vest, which is designed for business suits. Needs a formal waistcoat like the one on the right.
June 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
MacKenzie Scott paid me $100k for this tweet
Everyday, I wonder what my neighbor is doing to cook the climatological books.
June 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Everyday, I wonder what my neighbor is doing to cook the climatological books.