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@bauhaus99.bsky.social
Distressed Muppet

Graphic Design Is My Burden

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Name: Bauhaus
Pronouns: He/They
Location: DC
Interests: crochet, board games, baking, graphic design, crafts, muppets, data visualization
Vocation: print graphic designer
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back at #paxunplugged with @bauhaus99.bsky.social for more board gaaaaames 🥰🥰🥰 who else is here?? ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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@bauhaus99.bsky.social and I made it to #Pax Unplugged, did you??
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Drunkenly crocheting on the way home from the bar is underrated
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
gm gays
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My office outfits are inspired by a desire to strike mild fear into the hearts of my boomer coworkers about what my pronouns are
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Too much caffeine and noise cancelling headphones in the office is such a good combo
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Gotta love any day when we get new Carly Rae Jepsen music.
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I am the greatest gift to productivity and there’s nothing me and me cold brew can’t do in a 2 hour turn around
October 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Changing of the guard (swapping out which crochet project I put in my work bag for my commute)
October 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I think it’s very valid and noble and brave to crash out over a picture of a bagel actually
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain
October 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My train has been 2 minutes away for 5 minutes now…. I didn’t go to school for math but that doesn’t seem right
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Id be unstoppable if small talk didnt make me want to remove each individual capillary from my body
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Starting the day with a hardstyle remix of the Macarena just to feel something
October 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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"let people enjoy things"

no, let people hate on things. if I wanna hate on an unethical billionaire with a maga boyfriend, that's my prerogative. block me if you don't like that boo.
October 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How many of my 5 projects do we think I can get done tonight
October 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m so vulnerable I share my feelings and my nipples
September 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Update: great jam band performing to a room of the fiestiest saltines you’ve ever seen
about to see a Bowie/Prince fusion cover band show in a small town in the middle of nowhere Connecticut 👀
September 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When I wear earplugs at concerts and still think it’s loud like how are the rest of yall surviving
September 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
National Parks Service announcing fat bear week as if I’m not already appreciating each and every fat bear I see
September 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
just clean enough
September 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Got tickets to see the rocky horror documentary and I’m so excited
September 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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@bauhaus99.bsky.social and I had a super cute sunrise yesterday 🥺
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The one time I decide to unplug and I miss the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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my mental health if yall sent me armpit pics
September 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM