xoxo, bauhaus
@bauhaus99.bsky.social
Distressed Muppet
Graphic Design Is My Burden
DC based
NSFW | 21+
DMs open ✌️😙
Graphic Design Is My Burden
DC based
NSFW | 21+
DMs open ✌️😙
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xoxo, bauhaus
@bauhaus99.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Reintroduction thread:
Name: Bauhaus
Pronouns: He/They
Location: DC
Interests: crochet, board games, baking, graphic design, crafts, muppets, data visualization
Vocation: print graphic designer
Name: Bauhaus
Pronouns: He/They
Location: DC
Interests: crochet, board games, baking, graphic design, crafts, muppets, data visualization
Vocation: print graphic designer
Fuck it we’re applying for a bunch of new jobs with multiple curated portfolios
February 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Fuck it we’re applying for a bunch of new jobs with multiple curated portfolios
Working on my portfolio is murdering me
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Working on my portfolio is murdering me
And I made that flan from scratch‼️😮💨
I can eat flan for breakfast, you can't stop me!!
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
And I made that flan from scratch‼️😮💨
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Violets are Blue 💙
Roses are Red ♥️
Don't hold your dick while you piss 💦
Hold my head instead 🤤
Roses are Red ♥️
Don't hold your dick while you piss 💦
Hold my head instead 🤤
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Violets are Blue 💙
Roses are Red ♥️
Don't hold your dick while you piss 💦
Hold my head instead 🤤
Roses are Red ♥️
Don't hold your dick while you piss 💦
Hold my head instead 🤤
Should I get another piercing to feel something
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Should I get another piercing to feel something
I will be going feral over my hot man as a birthday treat (this is no different than any other day) 🤭😘
happy birthday to my favorite Muppet, @bauhaus99.bsky.social 😘 so so so lucky to know and date this gorgeous man 💕
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I will be going feral over my hot man as a birthday treat (this is no different than any other day) 🤭😘
who wants to tie me up for my birthday 🥺👉👈
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
who wants to tie me up for my birthday 🥺👉👈
I either need a 45lb weighted blanket or to be tied and suspended and left there for half an hour
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I either need a 45lb weighted blanket or to be tied and suspended and left there for half an hour
Kinda crazy how I went from “pleasure to have in class” to “wild corporate bitch in the office”
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Kinda crazy how I went from “pleasure to have in class” to “wild corporate bitch in the office”
I promise I can do math 15 just has the vibes of being an honorary even number
@bauhaus99.bsky.social says 15 is an even number, what do we think of that? 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I promise I can do math 15 just has the vibes of being an honorary even number
The muppets were once again perfect and we have resubscribed to stanning forever
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The muppets were once again perfect and we have resubscribed to stanning forever
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Watched the new Muppet Show episode and I really enjoyed it! The humor felt like the original show. And Sabrina Carpenter was absolutely perfect for it. She achieved the dream so many of us queers hope for, to perform with Miss Piggy.
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Watched the new Muppet Show episode and I really enjoyed it! The humor felt like the original show. And Sabrina Carpenter was absolutely perfect for it. She achieved the dream so many of us queers hope for, to perform with Miss Piggy.
And I will be mentioning the muppets on all of my work calls today
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
And I will be mentioning the muppets on all of my work calls today
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Just need to get through this work day so I can go home and watch The Muppet Show
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Just need to get through this work day so I can go home and watch The Muppet Show
It’s @palmerpink.bsky.social birthday today ‼️‼️ happy tophie day to all who celebrate 💜😘
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It’s @palmerpink.bsky.social birthday today ‼️‼️ happy tophie day to all who celebrate 💜😘
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i love music and boners and i hate the police
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i love music and boners and i hate the police
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cool does anyone know how i’m supposed to feel today
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 PM
cool does anyone know how i’m supposed to feel today
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🎵 skinny dippin with your cock out🎶
🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵
🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵
🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
🎵 skinny dippin with your cock out🎶
🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵
🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵
🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
If there’s ever a day I’m not doing The Absolute Most please know that’s not me and I’ve been replaced by a clone
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
If there’s ever a day I’m not doing The Absolute Most please know that’s not me and I’ve been replaced by a clone
Is 2026 the year I hone my furry porn drawing skills
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Is 2026 the year I hone my furry porn drawing skills
Can we bring back snow days please?? I don’t wanna work I wanna binge watch a show and drink hot chocolate and not be responsible for stakeholders and deliverables
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Can we bring back snow days please?? I don’t wanna work I wanna binge watch a show and drink hot chocolate and not be responsible for stakeholders and deliverables
I hate AI so much
Desperately need this slop to stop poking its way into my job
Desperately need this slop to stop poking its way into my job
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I hate AI so much
Desperately need this slop to stop poking its way into my job
Desperately need this slop to stop poking its way into my job
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Philadelphia Parking Authority is officially working with ICE to provide parking for their vehicles in our city. If you are as pissed off by that as I am, please feel free to contact Bill Wasser, the communications coordinator at 215-683-9616 or email him at wwasser@philapark.org
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Philadelphia Parking Authority is officially working with ICE to provide parking for their vehicles in our city. If you are as pissed off by that as I am, please feel free to contact Bill Wasser, the communications coordinator at 215-683-9616 or email him at wwasser@philapark.org
Striving to be a deli with a pickle bar in a world full of corporate slop bowls
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Striving to be a deli with a pickle bar in a world full of corporate slop bowls