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Soft Capricorn • Short 👑 • 🏳️🌈 • 32🎂• 👨🏻🤝👨🏼 in a throuple •📍Seattle • D&D • 18+
All socials (👻📷🙅🏻♂️) = Satyrling
All socials (👻📷🙅🏻♂️) = Satyrling
A good day to follow this penis
I mean person
I mean person
A little late to the fat cock day but here ya go anyway.
February 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
A good day to follow this penis
I mean person
I mean person
Getting older is fun. I went on a nice easy run with my dog yesterday and now my knee hurts so bad that I cant use the stairs. 🤡🤡🤡
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Getting older is fun. I went on a nice easy run with my dog yesterday and now my knee hurts so bad that I cant use the stairs. 🤡🤡🤡
Decided to take tomorrow off because work has been stressful and I haven't had time off in months outside of surgeries. Im so fckn excited
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Decided to take tomorrow off because work has been stressful and I haven't had time off in months outside of surgeries. Im so fckn excited
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This is Zephyr. He is a professionally trained bed bug detector. When he recognizes the scent of live bed bugs, he gives an alert by sitting and smiling exuberantly at his handler. We're pretty sure no one has ever been more excited to find bed bugs in their life. 13/10 (TT: emmercrew)
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This is Zephyr. He is a professionally trained bed bug detector. When he recognizes the scent of live bed bugs, he gives an alert by sitting and smiling exuberantly at his handler. We're pretty sure no one has ever been more excited to find bed bugs in their life. 13/10 (TT: emmercrew)
Sometimes I have great ideas. Like 'we should buy a cake from nothing Bundt cakes and eat the entire thing'
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Sometimes I have great ideas. Like 'we should buy a cake from nothing Bundt cakes and eat the entire thing'
Hello. It's me again. 🤡
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Hello. It's me again. 🤡
Im literally cumming over all of this Overwatch news rn
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Im literally cumming over all of this Overwatch news rn
Oh you think your day is good?
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Oh you think your day is good?
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.
"anybody speaking negatively about you is only jealous of your big plump juicy ass" - someone probably to me at some point.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
"anybody speaking negatively about you is only jealous of your big plump juicy ass" - someone probably to me at some point.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS
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To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully:
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully:
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
Hey chat,
Can block the 🔒 emoji??
Can block the 🔒 emoji??
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Hey chat,
Can block the 🔒 emoji??
Can block the 🔒 emoji??
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HOT
Apple has landed the rights to Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' universe
• ‘Mistborn' will be a film franchise
• 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series
• Sanderson will have creative control of the projects
(via THR)
• ‘Mistborn' will be a film franchise
• 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series
• Sanderson will have creative control of the projects
(via THR)
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
HOT
🎵 skinny dippin with your cock out🎶
🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵
🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵
🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
🎵 skinny dippin with your cock out🎶
🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵
🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
🎶it's my favorite hog now we ain't gotta tell no one🎵
🎵 A never ending midnight CUUUUUUUuUUuuUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUUUUMM🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets for dinner because I'm 1. Tired
2. A toddler
2. A toddler
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets for dinner because I'm 1. Tired
2. A toddler
2. A toddler
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Controversial opinion but I kinda like Arby's ❤️
January 23, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Controversial opinion but I kinda like Arby's ❤️
I did two (2) activities today and now I'm too exhausted to do literally anything else
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I did two (2) activities today and now I'm too exhausted to do literally anything else
Here it is! Don't forget to be nice to me thx. ❤️❤️❤️
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Here it is! Don't forget to be nice to me thx. ❤️❤️❤️
I got a cute slutty little outfit that I'm gonna post and you better all be nice about it
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I got a cute slutty little outfit that I'm gonna post and you better all be nice about it
I need recommendations for face sunscreen but:
I need it to be moisturizer and
I need it to not feel like moisturizer.
My AuDHD brain makes me not able to handle the feeling of most lotions if it feels slimy or... wet?
If anyone has any suggestions pls pls pls let me know I'll give you a big kiss🥺
I need it to be moisturizer and
I need it to not feel like moisturizer.
My AuDHD brain makes me not able to handle the feeling of most lotions if it feels slimy or... wet?
If anyone has any suggestions pls pls pls let me know I'll give you a big kiss🥺
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I need recommendations for face sunscreen but:
I need it to be moisturizer and
I need it to not feel like moisturizer.
My AuDHD brain makes me not able to handle the feeling of most lotions if it feels slimy or... wet?
If anyone has any suggestions pls pls pls let me know I'll give you a big kiss🥺
I need it to be moisturizer and
I need it to not feel like moisturizer.
My AuDHD brain makes me not able to handle the feeling of most lotions if it feels slimy or... wet?
If anyone has any suggestions pls pls pls let me know I'll give you a big kiss🥺