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@satyrling.bsky.social
Soft Capricorn โข Short ๐ โข ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โข 32๐โข ๐จ๐ปโ๐คโ๐จ๐ผ in a throuple โข๐Seattle โข D&D โข 18+
All socials (๐ป๐ท๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ) = Satyrling
All socials (๐ป๐ท๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ) = Satyrling
The muppets transcend time and space
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The muppets transcend time and space
Double whammy gym selfie
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Double whammy gym selfie
A good day to follow this penis
I mean person
I mean person
A little late to the fat cock day but here ya go anyway.
February 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
A good day to follow this penis
I mean person
I mean person
Getting older is fun. I went on a nice easy run with my dog yesterday and now my knee hurts so bad that I cant use the stairs. ๐คก๐คก๐คก
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Getting older is fun. I went on a nice easy run with my dog yesterday and now my knee hurts so bad that I cant use the stairs. ๐คก๐คก๐คก
Imagine being that boring
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Imagine being that boring
Decided to take tomorrow off because work has been stressful and I haven't had time off in months outside of surgeries. Im so fckn excited
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Decided to take tomorrow off because work has been stressful and I haven't had time off in months outside of surgeries. Im so fckn excited
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This is Zephyr. He is a professionally trained bed bug detector. When he recognizes the scent of live bed bugs, he gives an alert by sitting and smiling exuberantly at his handler. We're pretty sure no one has ever been more excited to find bed bugs in their life. 13/10 (TT: emmercrew)
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This is Zephyr. He is a professionally trained bed bug detector. When he recognizes the scent of live bed bugs, he gives an alert by sitting and smiling exuberantly at his handler. We're pretty sure no one has ever been more excited to find bed bugs in their life. 13/10 (TT: emmercrew)
I try and spice it up from time to time ๐ค
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I try and spice it up from time to time ๐ค
Sometimes I have great ideas. Like 'we should buy a cake from nothing Bundt cakes and eat the entire thing'
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Sometimes I have great ideas. Like 'we should buy a cake from nothing Bundt cakes and eat the entire thing'
Hello. It's me again. ๐คก
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Hello. It's me again. ๐คก
Im literally cumming over all of this Overwatch news rn
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Im literally cumming over all of this Overwatch news rn
Oh you think your day is good?
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Oh you think your day is good?
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.
Well I just got accepted into a closed Alpha for a video game I'm excited to play.
"anybody speaking negatively about you is only jealous of your big plump juicy ass" - someone probably to me at some point.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
"anybody speaking negatively about you is only jealous of your big plump juicy ass" - someone probably to me at some point.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS
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To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully:
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully:
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
Hey chat,
Can block the ๐ emoji??
Can block the ๐ emoji??
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Hey chat,
Can block the ๐ emoji??
Can block the ๐ emoji??
Omg. I know what my new sewing projects are gonna be now.
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Omg. I know what my new sewing projects are gonna be now.
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๐ซถ๐ผ๐ฅน
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 AM
๐ซถ๐ผ๐ฅน
HOT
Apple has landed the rights to Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' universe
โข โMistborn' will be a film franchise
โข 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series
โข Sanderson will have creative control of the projects
(via THR)
โข โMistborn' will be a film franchise
โข 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series
โข Sanderson will have creative control of the projects
(via THR)
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
HOT
I'm literally gonna cum rn
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I'm literally gonna cum rn