hogzilla ππ
@douchewater.bsky.social
sad, strange little man; nsfw
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iβm considering rebranding as an even bigger bitch
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
iβm considering rebranding as an even bigger bitch
ajr is 100 gecs for straight people
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
ajr is 100 gecs for straight people
imagine how absolutely rotted you have to be inside to witness something so joyful and powerful and think it was divisive lmao
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
imagine how absolutely rotted you have to be inside to witness something so joyful and powerful and think it was divisive lmao
now spinning: women in music pt iii β haim
this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
now spinning: women in music pt iii β haim
this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
now spinning: 333 β tinashe
i love tinashe!!!!!!
iβve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and itβs just been a lot of fun i love music so much
i love tinashe!!!!!!
iβve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and itβs just been a lot of fun i love music so much
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
now spinning: 333 β tinashe
i love tinashe!!!!!!
iβve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and itβs just been a lot of fun i love music so much
i love tinashe!!!!!!
iβve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and itβs just been a lot of fun i love music so much
btw they played the new scream movie trailer before another film we saw and it looks like shit
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
btw they played the new scream movie trailer before another film we saw and it looks like shit
rip foucault you woulda hated ring doorbells!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
rip foucault you woulda hated ring doorbells!!!
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
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February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ok now do a silly one π -
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
ok now do a silly one π -
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and again!
me, like every other day, apparently: i should make breadsticks
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
and again!
idk if this makes sense but in my next life i hope i come back as the meandering piano line in porcelain by moby
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
idk if this makes sense but in my next life i hope i come back as the meandering piano line in porcelain by moby
it is always a good time to listen to the cheetah girls 2 soundtrack btw
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
it is always a good time to listen to the cheetah girls 2 soundtrack btw
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5 songs to get to know me?? just 5??? do you know how many songs there are????
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
5 songs to get to know me?? just 5??? do you know how many songs there are????
bad bunny is showing feet and balls today ?
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
bad bunny is showing feet and balls today ?
the most relatable
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
the most relatable
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"I hate this fucking place soooo much!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"This isn't final."
"This isn't final."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Can I show you my ugly pass.
Can I show you my ugly pass.
February 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"I hate this fucking place soooo much!"
just an assortment of tunes β
sat 2.7 by em on Apple Music
Playlist Β· 55 Songs
music.apple.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
just an assortment of tunes β
a lil soft cock saturday photo bc i noticed a breeze and when i looked down my dick was out oops
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
a lil soft cock saturday photo bc i noticed a breeze and when i looked down my dick was out oops
doing the work of at least 3 people and my bossβs boss asks me why things arenβt done yet
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
doing the work of at least 3 people and my bossβs boss asks me why things arenβt done yet