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hogzilla 💕💕
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sad, strange little man; nsfw
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February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
the fight for best supporting actress in young frankenstein…….unthinkable
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
thought about something that doesn’t matter anymore but it still hurt my own feelings haha
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Biggest (non)flex of the week. I am spending 2 weeks in rural Oklahoma for work… I know you’re jealous.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i’ve got a faggy voice and a gender neutral name it always keeps people guessing
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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And it never will be. If you still consume that ghoul's work, I'm not gonna be nice.
this is not a safe space for harry potter fans
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
this is not a safe space for harry potter fans
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
i’m considering rebranding as an even bigger bitch
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
ajr is 100 gecs for straight people
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
imagine how absolutely rotted you have to be inside to witness something so joyful and powerful and think it was divisive lmao
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
now spinning: women in music pt iii — haim

this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
now spinning: 333 — tinashe

i love tinashe!!!!!!

i’ve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and it’s just been a lot of fun i love music so much
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
btw they played the new scream movie trailer before another film we saw and it looks like shit
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
rip foucault you woulda hated ring doorbells!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ok now do a silly one 😜 -
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
hey 👋
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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jerkin it
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
and again!
me, like every other day, apparently: i should make breadsticks
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
idk if this makes sense but in my next life i hope i come back as the meandering piano line in porcelain by moby
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
it is always a good time to listen to the cheetah girls 2 soundtrack btw
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Happy Sunday.
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
5 songs to get to know me?? just 5??? do you know how many songs there are????
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
bad bunny is showing feet and balls today ?
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM