hogzilla 💕💕
@douchewater.bsky.social
sad, strange little man; nsfw
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"I hate this fucking place soooo much!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"This isn't final."
"This isn't final."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Can I show you my ugly pass.
Can I show you my ugly pass.
February 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"I hate this fucking place soooo much!"
just an assortment of tunes —
sat 2.7 by em on Apple Music
Playlist · 55 Songs
music.apple.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
just an assortment of tunes —
a lil soft cock saturday photo bc i noticed a breeze and when i looked down my dick was out oops
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
a lil soft cock saturday photo bc i noticed a breeze and when i looked down my dick was out oops
doing the work of at least 3 people and my boss’s boss asks me why things aren’t done yet
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
doing the work of at least 3 people and my boss’s boss asks me why things aren’t done yet
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Dropping subtle hints that I’m feeling vers. 😏
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Dropping subtle hints that I’m feeling vers. 😏
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Well for once the sun isn’t actively trying to kill us with near 50°C days… been a fucker of a week, but thank gods the weekend is here!
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Well for once the sun isn’t actively trying to kill us with near 50°C days… been a fucker of a week, but thank gods the weekend is here!
i (allegedly) posted and deleted this, but a cumshot for fat cock friday just feels right, you know?
take it easy out there, babes 💕
take it easy out there, babes 💕
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
i (allegedly) posted and deleted this, but a cumshot for fat cock friday just feels right, you know?
take it easy out there, babes 💕
take it easy out there, babes 💕
trying desperately to motivate myself to do the goddamn dishes
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
trying desperately to motivate myself to do the goddamn dishes
now playing: brat and it’s completely different but also still brat — charli xcx
charli said something about a song being just one iteration of an idea. it’s wild how different an idea can sound to someone else.
everything is romantic w caroline is a drastic rework and TO ME it’s prophetic!
charli said something about a song being just one iteration of an idea. it’s wild how different an idea can sound to someone else.
everything is romantic w caroline is a drastic rework and TO ME it’s prophetic!
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
now playing: brat and it’s completely different but also still brat — charli xcx
charli said something about a song being just one iteration of an idea. it’s wild how different an idea can sound to someone else.
everything is romantic w caroline is a drastic rework and TO ME it’s prophetic!
charli said something about a song being just one iteration of an idea. it’s wild how different an idea can sound to someone else.
everything is romantic w caroline is a drastic rework and TO ME it’s prophetic!
i’m listening to brokenhearted by karmin btw highly recommend!! i love sounding like a payless shoe source
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
i’m listening to brokenhearted by karmin btw highly recommend!! i love sounding like a payless shoe source
i know “karen” gets the attention but have yall met a grown white woman named mandy? actually satan, every time.
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
i know “karen” gets the attention but have yall met a grown white woman named mandy? actually satan, every time.
soooooooo tempted to walk out of my job today lmao!
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
soooooooo tempted to walk out of my job today lmao!
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Like how my har looks today, but also can’t wait to get it cut next week.
Anyway, happy Fat Fag Friday everyone!
Anyway, happy Fat Fag Friday everyone!
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Like how my har looks today, but also can’t wait to get it cut next week.
Anyway, happy Fat Fag Friday everyone!
Anyway, happy Fat Fag Friday everyone!
hey where the fuck is the whimsy
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
hey where the fuck is the whimsy
short annoying bottom
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
short annoying bottom
will probably post more conversation hearts i drew a few years back bc tis the season! 💖 also a pseudo-handwriting reveal
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
will probably post more conversation hearts i drew a few years back bc tis the season! 💖 also a pseudo-handwriting reveal
men of a certain age **** me thread
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
men of a certain age **** me thread
thinking about the elderly customer i helped out once who said “thank you sir…or ma’am…whatever”
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
thinking about the elderly customer i helped out once who said “thank you sir…or ma’am…whatever”
moved the ps4 to the bedroom so i could watch spice world this afternoon it was the right choice
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
moved the ps4 to the bedroom so i could watch spice world this afternoon it was the right choice
the outtake from today’s earlier post, bc i like them both! stay hairy, online lovers! 🤓😚
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
the outtake from today’s earlier post, bc i like them both! stay hairy, online lovers! 🤓😚
now playing: john wick ost - tyler bates & joel j richard
i just think this movie and score both eat
i couldn’t remove the price sticker quickly/effectively so it’s there for now 🫠
i just think this movie and score both eat
i couldn’t remove the price sticker quickly/effectively so it’s there for now 🫠
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
now playing: john wick ost - tyler bates & joel j richard
i just think this movie and score both eat
i couldn’t remove the price sticker quickly/effectively so it’s there for now 🫠
i just think this movie and score both eat
i couldn’t remove the price sticker quickly/effectively so it’s there for now 🫠
a nude a day keeps the something something something ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🍎🍏
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
a nude a day keeps the something something something ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🍎🍏