hogzilla ππ
@douchewater.bsky.social
sad, strange little man; nsfw
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the fight for best supporting actress in young frankensteinβ¦β¦.unthinkable
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
the fight for best supporting actress in young frankensteinβ¦β¦.unthinkable
thought about something that doesnβt matter anymore but it still hurt my own feelings haha
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
thought about something that doesnβt matter anymore but it still hurt my own feelings haha
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Biggest (non)flex of the week. I am spending 2 weeks in rural Oklahoma for workβ¦ I know youβre jealous.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Biggest (non)flex of the week. I am spending 2 weeks in rural Oklahoma for workβ¦ I know youβre jealous.
you are so damn handsome
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you are so damn handsome
iβve got a faggy voice and a gender neutral name it always keeps people guessing
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
iβve got a faggy voice and a gender neutral name it always keeps people guessing
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And it never will be. If you still consume that ghoul's work, I'm not gonna be nice.
this is not a safe space for harry potter fans
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
And it never will be. If you still consume that ghoul's work, I'm not gonna be nice.
i mean i chose the words purposefully but i can also say this is not a safe space for transphobes, jk rowling, and/or harry potter fans, if that clarifies
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
i mean i chose the words purposefully but i can also say this is not a safe space for transphobes, jk rowling, and/or harry potter fans, if that clarifies
this is not a safe space for harry potter fans
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
this is not a safe space for harry potter fans
iβm considering rebranding as an even bigger bitch
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
iβm considering rebranding as an even bigger bitch
ajr is 100 gecs for straight people
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
ajr is 100 gecs for straight people
imagine how absolutely rotted you have to be inside to witness something so joyful and powerful and think it was divisive lmao
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
imagine how absolutely rotted you have to be inside to witness something so joyful and powerful and think it was divisive lmao
now spinning: women in music pt iii β haim
this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
now spinning: women in music pt iii β haim
this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
now spinning: 333 β tinashe
i love tinashe!!!!!!
iβve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and itβs just been a lot of fun i love music so much
i love tinashe!!!!!!
iβve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and itβs just been a lot of fun i love music so much
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
now spinning: 333 β tinashe
i love tinashe!!!!!!
iβve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and itβs just been a lot of fun i love music so much
i love tinashe!!!!!!
iβve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and itβs just been a lot of fun i love music so much
btw they played the new scream movie trailer before another film we saw and it looks like shit
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
btw they played the new scream movie trailer before another film we saw and it looks like shit
rip foucault you woulda hated ring doorbells!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
rip foucault you woulda hated ring doorbells!!!
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
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February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ok now do a silly one π -
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
ok now do a silly one π -
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and again!
me, like every other day, apparently: i should make breadsticks
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
and again!
idk if this makes sense but in my next life i hope i come back as the meandering piano line in porcelain by moby
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
idk if this makes sense but in my next life i hope i come back as the meandering piano line in porcelain by moby
it is always a good time to listen to the cheetah girls 2 soundtrack btw
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
it is always a good time to listen to the cheetah girls 2 soundtrack btw