i did both; ladies, you CAN have it all
kinda wanna bake chocolate chip cookies kinda wanna take a nap hmm
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i did both; ladies, you CAN have it all
wet dick wednesday or whatever the fuck we want it to be 💦
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
wet dick wednesday or whatever the fuck we want it to be 💦
kinda wanna bake chocolate chip cookies kinda wanna take a nap hmm
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
kinda wanna bake chocolate chip cookies kinda wanna take a nap hmm
i made some croutons for this soup i bought and they are delightful also i burned the ever-loving fuck out of my tongue eating them just now yee haw
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i made some croutons for this soup i bought and they are delightful also i burned the ever-loving fuck out of my tongue eating them just now yee haw
maybe i missed something along the way but i truly feel like sydney sweeney has always shown exactly who she is……..none of this feels new idk idk
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
maybe i missed something along the way but i truly feel like sydney sweeney has always shown exactly who she is……..none of this feels new idk idk
cheesin cus it’s my friday (thank fuck i am so tired) ✌️
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
cheesin cus it’s my friday (thank fuck i am so tired) ✌️
the world is both so much larger and smaller than i can understand it to be; what a wonderful and cursed thing
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
the world is both so much larger and smaller than i can understand it to be; what a wonderful and cursed thing
when we did the aly and aj meet n greet a few years back they told me i had a great question AND i was the only person to identify the melody from promises when she played it on the glockenspiel!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
when we did the aly and aj meet n greet a few years back they told me i had a great question AND i was the only person to identify the melody from promises when she played it on the glockenspiel!!!!
thought about this while making lunch and laughed out loud
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
thought about this while making lunch and laughed out loud
i really like my mutuals but some of yall are really making me wish i didn’t know how to read today what the fuck lmao
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i really like my mutuals but some of yall are really making me wish i didn’t know how to read today what the fuck lmao
just woke up and i’m ready for a NAP
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
just woke up and i’m ready for a NAP
no harry styles actually featured
11.10 approaching winter gas station jaunt mini-mix by em on Apple Music
Playlist · 9 Songs
music.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
no harry styles actually featured
new charli xcx has my interest PIQUED for SURE
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
new charli xcx has my interest PIQUED for SURE
brittany murphy you’ll always be a star to me!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
brittany murphy you’ll always be a star to me!!!!!!
anyone else having a hard time consuming media lately? i know it’s partially scheduling/mental illness, but also every single thing i hear about famous people makes me want to set my skin on fire
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
anyone else having a hard time consuming media lately? i know it’s partially scheduling/mental illness, but also every single thing i hear about famous people makes me want to set my skin on fire
eternal monday mood i guess!!
cannot wait to eat some fuckin food and smoke some goddamn weed you know?
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
eternal monday mood i guess!!
hating trans folks is such heinous loser behavior
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hating trans folks is such heinous loser behavior
took a nap after work and genuinely feel like a different human now (good)
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
took a nap after work and genuinely feel like a different human now (good)
i love that goofy ass photo of our dog that’s in the background of my nudes sometimes lmao
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i love that goofy ass photo of our dog that’s in the background of my nudes sometimes lmao
i think my compass is broken, it just keeps doing this?
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i think my compass is broken, it just keeps doing this?
i fully know the grammys are ass but this is the song of the year right here btw
Yamaha by Dijon on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:28
music.apple.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i fully know the grammys are ass but this is the song of the year right here btw
no shade to myself, i generally enjoy how i look, but if i had work done and looked exactly like this, i would murder that doctor
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
no shade to myself, i generally enjoy how i look, but if i had work done and looked exactly like this, i would murder that doctor
an exchange —
person: where did you get your work done?
me: oh, sorry, I haven’t had any work done?
person: no, man - your tattoos
me: oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤦🏻♂️
person: where did you get your work done?
me: oh, sorry, I haven’t had any work done?
person: no, man - your tattoos
me: oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤦🏻♂️
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
an exchange —
person: where did you get your work done?
me: oh, sorry, I haven’t had any work done?
person: no, man - your tattoos
me: oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤦🏻♂️
person: where did you get your work done?
me: oh, sorry, I haven’t had any work done?
person: no, man - your tattoos
me: oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤦🏻♂️
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i hope my new library card comes soon!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i hope my new library card comes soon!!!