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hogzilla 💕💕
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sad, strange little man; nsfw
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thought about something that doesn’t matter anymore but it still hurt my own feelings haha
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Biggest (non)flex of the week. I am spending 2 weeks in rural Oklahoma for work… I know you’re jealous.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i’ve got a faggy voice and a gender neutral name it always keeps people guessing
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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And it never will be. If you still consume that ghoul's work, I'm not gonna be nice.
this is not a safe space for harry potter fans
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
this is not a safe space for harry potter fans
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
i’m considering rebranding as an even bigger bitch
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
ajr is 100 gecs for straight people
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
imagine how absolutely rotted you have to be inside to witness something so joyful and powerful and think it was divisive lmao
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
now spinning: women in music pt iii — haim

this is a great album; gasoline is one of the sexiest songs i know
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
now spinning: 333 — tinashe

i love tinashe!!!!!!

i’ve been connecting my airpods to our bluetooth record player and it’s just been a lot of fun i love music so much
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
btw they played the new scream movie trailer before another film we saw and it looks like shit
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
rip foucault you woulda hated ring doorbells!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ok now do a silly one 😜 -
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
hey 👋
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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jerkin it
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
and again!
me, like every other day, apparently: i should make breadsticks
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
idk if this makes sense but in my next life i hope i come back as the meandering piano line in porcelain by moby
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
it is always a good time to listen to the cheetah girls 2 soundtrack btw
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Happy Sunday.
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
5 songs to get to know me?? just 5??? do you know how many songs there are????
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
bad bunny is showing feet and balls today ?
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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"I hate this fucking place soooo much!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"This isn't final."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

Can I show you my ugly pass.
February 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
just an assortment of tunes —
sat 2.7 by em on Apple Music
Playlist · 55 Songs
music.apple.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM