Battle of the Blorbos Podcast
@battleblorbopod.bsky.social
A podcast randomly and subjectively ranking every fictional character at arbitrary tasks.
Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
https://shows.acast.com/blorbobattle
Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
https://shows.acast.com/blorbobattle
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Episode 02 - A Challenge for Celebrity Supervillains | Battle of the Blorbos
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When the going gets tough the tough go get their guns. We've got five characters thrown in over their heads into violent circumstances and we're going to put them on our list.
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Neferpitou (Hunter X Hunter) vs Rarity (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) - Who is Most likely to get away with committing a crime right in front of a police officer?
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Neferpitou (Hunter X Hunter) vs Rarity (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) - Who is Most likely to get away with committing a crime right in front of a police officer?
What would God need with $1 million?
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
What would God need with $1 million?
Pinkie Pie did not make it to the top.
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Pinkie Pie did not make it to the top.
Hockey and football are not transferable sports
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Hockey and football are not transferable sports
Nobody knows books like Nobody
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Nobody knows books like Nobody
Of course they’re both probably qualified to deal with a Jason.
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Of course they’re both probably qualified to deal with a Jason.
Ahiru aka Princess Tutu vs Lug (Transformers IDW) - Who is Best able to go about their normal day despite having a tummy ache?
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Ahiru aka Princess Tutu vs Lug (Transformers IDW) - Who is Best able to go about their normal day despite having a tummy ache?
More like High Edgelord amirite?
January 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
More like High Edgelord amirite?
King (One Punch Man) vs Power (Chainsaw Man) - Who will get banned from social media first?
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
King (One Punch Man) vs Power (Chainsaw Man) - Who will get banned from social media first?
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Currently I’d say there are 59 characters on the list that Laios would either want to eat or they have access to something he’d want to eat.
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Currently I’d say there are 59 characters on the list that Laios would either want to eat or they have access to something he’d want to eat.
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I picked MM Link specifically because he has one of the most specific and adaptable skill sets.
Also, hey, maybe, “A desire to escape things,” is a skill in its own right, maybe it’s not, you can judge for yourself.
Also, hey, maybe, “A desire to escape things,” is a skill in its own right, maybe it’s not, you can judge for yourself.
Noble criminals, mass murderers and a young hero all meet on Fortnite Island. What terror is unleashed upon the world?
*Not actually sponsored by Epic Games. This episode was recorded in mid-2025 before Epic’s AI push and the HP collab
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*Not actually sponsored by Epic Games. This episode was recorded in mid-2025 before Epic’s AI push and the HP collab
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Episode 03 - Brought to you by Epic Games* | Battle of the Blorbos
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January 21, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I picked MM Link specifically because he has one of the most specific and adaptable skill sets.
Also, hey, maybe, “A desire to escape things,” is a skill in its own right, maybe it’s not, you can judge for yourself.
Also, hey, maybe, “A desire to escape things,” is a skill in its own right, maybe it’s not, you can judge for yourself.
Noble criminals, mass murderers and a young hero all meet on Fortnite Island. What terror is unleashed upon the world?
*Not actually sponsored by Epic Games. This episode was recorded in mid-2025 before Epic’s AI push and the HP collab
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*Not actually sponsored by Epic Games. This episode was recorded in mid-2025 before Epic’s AI push and the HP collab
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Episode 03 - Brought to you by Epic Games* | Battle of the Blorbos
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January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Noble criminals, mass murderers and a young hero all meet on Fortnite Island. What terror is unleashed upon the world?
*Not actually sponsored by Epic Games. This episode was recorded in mid-2025 before Epic’s AI push and the HP collab
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*Not actually sponsored by Epic Games. This episode was recorded in mid-2025 before Epic’s AI push and the HP collab
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