Battle of the Blorbos Podcast
@battleblorbopod.bsky.social
A podcast randomly and subjectively ranking every fictional character at arbitrary tasks.
Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
https://shows.acast.com/blorbobattle
Host: @MofHealy.bsky.social
https://shows.acast.com/blorbobattle
Blorbo #21 Ryoji 'Kamen Rider Kurokage' Hase & Hideyasu 'Kamen Rider Gridon' Jonouchi from Kamen Rider Gaim
Two absolute scrubs who weren’t good dancers, inves fighters or Kamen Riders until one of them died tragically and the other got trained by a badass gay pastry chef.
Two absolute scrubs who weren’t good dancers, inves fighters or Kamen Riders until one of them died tragically and the other got trained by a badass gay pastry chef.
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Blorbo #21 Ryoji 'Kamen Rider Kurokage' Hase & Hideyasu 'Kamen Rider Gridon' Jonouchi from Kamen Rider Gaim
Two absolute scrubs who weren’t good dancers, inves fighters or Kamen Riders until one of them died tragically and the other got trained by a badass gay pastry chef.
Two absolute scrubs who weren’t good dancers, inves fighters or Kamen Riders until one of them died tragically and the other got trained by a badass gay pastry chef.
Blorbo #22 Diavolo & Doppio from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5
The mafia boss with a stand that destroys time and his Renfield-esque alternate personality.
The mafia boss with a stand that destroys time and his Renfield-esque alternate personality.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Blorbo #22 Diavolo & Doppio from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5
The mafia boss with a stand that destroys time and his Renfield-esque alternate personality.
The mafia boss with a stand that destroys time and his Renfield-esque alternate personality.
Blorbo #23 Claire Higsby from Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Trans girl cow wizard. Once helped her friends train to be adventurers by making a dungeon in her basement. Her hat has downwards facing triangles because her spells make the enemies’ health go down.
Trans girl cow wizard. Once helped her friends train to be adventurers by making a dungeon in her basement. Her hat has downwards facing triangles because her spells make the enemies’ health go down.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Blorbo #23 Claire Higsby from Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Trans girl cow wizard. Once helped her friends train to be adventurers by making a dungeon in her basement. Her hat has downwards facing triangles because her spells make the enemies’ health go down.
Trans girl cow wizard. Once helped her friends train to be adventurers by making a dungeon in her basement. Her hat has downwards facing triangles because her spells make the enemies’ health go down.
Blorbo #24 Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Gay catgirl of the Horde. She’s not that great at being evil but she really gives it her all until she reunites with her ex and joins the rebellion.
Gay catgirl of the Horde. She’s not that great at being evil but she really gives it her all until she reunites with her ex and joins the rebellion.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Blorbo #24 Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Gay catgirl of the Horde. She’s not that great at being evil but she really gives it her all until she reunites with her ex and joins the rebellion.
Gay catgirl of the Horde. She’s not that great at being evil but she really gives it her all until she reunites with her ex and joins the rebellion.
Blorbo #25 Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet
The romanticized foolish young man. He falls in love fast and hard and doing so gets a bunch of people killed.
The romanticized foolish young man. He falls in love fast and hard and doing so gets a bunch of people killed.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Blorbo #25 Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet
The romanticized foolish young man. He falls in love fast and hard and doing so gets a bunch of people killed.
The romanticized foolish young man. He falls in love fast and hard and doing so gets a bunch of people killed.
Blorbo #26 Professor Desty Nova from Battle Angel Alita
Terrible cyber gremlin man. Turns people into monsters to spite the abstract concept of Karma.
Terrible cyber gremlin man. Turns people into monsters to spite the abstract concept of Karma.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Blorbo #26 Professor Desty Nova from Battle Angel Alita
Terrible cyber gremlin man. Turns people into monsters to spite the abstract concept of Karma.
Terrible cyber gremlin man. Turns people into monsters to spite the abstract concept of Karma.
Blorbo #27 Doctor Victor von Doom from Marvel Comics
The ruler of Latveria, a master sorcerer and scientific genius who knows the only way for him to save the world is to rule it with his iron fist.
The ruler of Latveria, a master sorcerer and scientific genius who knows the only way for him to save the world is to rule it with his iron fist.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Blorbo #27 Doctor Victor von Doom from Marvel Comics
The ruler of Latveria, a master sorcerer and scientific genius who knows the only way for him to save the world is to rule it with his iron fist.
The ruler of Latveria, a master sorcerer and scientific genius who knows the only way for him to save the world is to rule it with his iron fist.
Clementine Kesh (Friends at the Table: Partizan) vs Lug (Transformers IDW)- Who would be Most desirable as an animal crossing villager?
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Clementine Kesh (Friends at the Table: Partizan) vs Lug (Transformers IDW)- Who would be Most desirable as an animal crossing villager?
Blorbo #28 Lug from Transformers IDW comics
The Transfemme transformer who does science and turns into a backpack to hold things for her wife.
The Transfemme transformer who does science and turns into a backpack to hold things for her wife.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Blorbo #28 Lug from Transformers IDW comics
The Transfemme transformer who does science and turns into a backpack to hold things for her wife.
The Transfemme transformer who does science and turns into a backpack to hold things for her wife.
Blorbo #29 Waluigi from Mario spinoff games
The inversion of a reflection. The also ran of the Mario universe, a man who exists to fill out the roster of sport and party games but will never see a mainline title.
The inversion of a reflection. The also ran of the Mario universe, a man who exists to fill out the roster of sport and party games but will never see a mainline title.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Blorbo #29 Waluigi from Mario spinoff games
The inversion of a reflection. The also ran of the Mario universe, a man who exists to fill out the roster of sport and party games but will never see a mainline title.
The inversion of a reflection. The also ran of the Mario universe, a man who exists to fill out the roster of sport and party games but will never see a mainline title.
Blorbo #30 Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson from Discworld
Captain of the Ankh-Morpork guard and rightful king. Of course no one wants a king so they haven’t told him.
Captain of the Ankh-Morpork guard and rightful king. Of course no one wants a king so they haven’t told him.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Blorbo #30 Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson from Discworld
Captain of the Ankh-Morpork guard and rightful king. Of course no one wants a king so they haven’t told him.
Captain of the Ankh-Morpork guard and rightful king. Of course no one wants a king so they haven’t told him.
Blorbo #31 Red Mage Statscowski from 8-But Theatre
The Insufferable tactician behind the Light Warriors. Thinks he lives in a D&D 3.5E game but is actually in FFI. Somehow his plans still work at least half the time.
The Insufferable tactician behind the Light Warriors. Thinks he lives in a D&D 3.5E game but is actually in FFI. Somehow his plans still work at least half the time.
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Blorbo #31 Red Mage Statscowski from 8-But Theatre
The Insufferable tactician behind the Light Warriors. Thinks he lives in a D&D 3.5E game but is actually in FFI. Somehow his plans still work at least half the time.
The Insufferable tactician behind the Light Warriors. Thinks he lives in a D&D 3.5E game but is actually in FFI. Somehow his plans still work at least half the time.
Blorbo #33 Hatsune Miku
Blue Hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi, the open secret anyone can find her
Blue Hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi, the open secret anyone can find her
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Blorbo #33 Hatsune Miku
Blue Hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi, the open secret anyone can find her
Blue Hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi, the open secret anyone can find her
Blorbo #33 Clem from Warframe
Clem Clem Clem grataka Clem
Clem Clem Clem grataka Clem
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Blorbo #33 Clem from Warframe
Clem Clem Clem grataka Clem
Clem Clem Clem grataka Clem
Blorbo #34 Blake Belladonna from RWBY
Catgirl princess of Team RWBY. She came out of the closet and overcame her internalized racism at about the same time off screen. Good for her.
Catgirl princess of Team RWBY. She came out of the closet and overcame her internalized racism at about the same time off screen. Good for her.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Blorbo #34 Blake Belladonna from RWBY
Catgirl princess of Team RWBY. She came out of the closet and overcame her internalized racism at about the same time off screen. Good for her.
Catgirl princess of Team RWBY. She came out of the closet and overcame her internalized racism at about the same time off screen. Good for her.
Blorbo #35 Xiomara Rosales from Coquette Dragoon
A tiny bunny girl mecha pilot who grew up in the space slums and is very anxious about her relationships with the other pilots and her new place in society.
A tiny bunny girl mecha pilot who grew up in the space slums and is very anxious about her relationships with the other pilots and her new place in society.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Blorbo #35 Xiomara Rosales from Coquette Dragoon
A tiny bunny girl mecha pilot who grew up in the space slums and is very anxious about her relationships with the other pilots and her new place in society.
A tiny bunny girl mecha pilot who grew up in the space slums and is very anxious about her relationships with the other pilots and her new place in society.
Blorbo #36 Clark 'Superman' Kent from DC comics
The Last Son of Krypton The Man of Steel The Man of Tomorrow He bares no introduction
The Last Son of Krypton The Man of Steel The Man of Tomorrow He bares no introduction
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Blorbo #36 Clark 'Superman' Kent from DC comics
The Last Son of Krypton The Man of Steel The Man of Tomorrow He bares no introduction
The Last Son of Krypton The Man of Steel The Man of Tomorrow He bares no introduction
Blorbo #37 Doctor Stephen Strange from Marvel comics
The disgraced Doctor turned master of mystic arts. The sorcerer supreme and protector of Earth from the many multiversal powers that threaten it
The disgraced Doctor turned master of mystic arts. The sorcerer supreme and protector of Earth from the many multiversal powers that threaten it
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Blorbo #37 Doctor Stephen Strange from Marvel comics
The disgraced Doctor turned master of mystic arts. The sorcerer supreme and protector of Earth from the many multiversal powers that threaten it
The disgraced Doctor turned master of mystic arts. The sorcerer supreme and protector of Earth from the many multiversal powers that threaten it
Blorbo #38 Precis F. Neumann from Star Ocean: The Second Story
A precious child inventor of robots and gadgets in an otherwise faux-medieval fantasy world.
A precious child inventor of robots and gadgets in an otherwise faux-medieval fantasy world.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Blorbo #38 Precis F. Neumann from Star Ocean: The Second Story
A precious child inventor of robots and gadgets in an otherwise faux-medieval fantasy world.
A precious child inventor of robots and gadgets in an otherwise faux-medieval fantasy world.
Blorbo #39 Robert E. O. Speedwagon from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Once a Victorian street criminal he is inspired to do good by Jonathan Joestar’s example and goes on to form the powerful Speedwagon foundation after striking Oil in America.
Once a Victorian street criminal he is inspired to do good by Jonathan Joestar’s example and goes on to form the powerful Speedwagon foundation after striking Oil in America.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Blorbo #39 Robert E. O. Speedwagon from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Once a Victorian street criminal he is inspired to do good by Jonathan Joestar’s example and goes on to form the powerful Speedwagon foundation after striking Oil in America.
Once a Victorian street criminal he is inspired to do good by Jonathan Joestar’s example and goes on to form the powerful Speedwagon foundation after striking Oil in America.
Blorbo #40 Iron Bull from Dragon Age
Quanari spy and leader of a mercenary band. A genius mastermind that plays the himbo to gather intel and for fun.
Quanari spy and leader of a mercenary band. A genius mastermind that plays the himbo to gather intel and for fun.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Blorbo #40 Iron Bull from Dragon Age
Quanari spy and leader of a mercenary band. A genius mastermind that plays the himbo to gather intel and for fun.
Quanari spy and leader of a mercenary band. A genius mastermind that plays the himbo to gather intel and for fun.
Blorbo #41 Terra Branford from Final Fantasy VI
The last esper. She escaped the control of the Empire and watched as her people’s magic was used to destroy the world.
The last esper. She escaped the control of the Empire and watched as her people’s magic was used to destroy the world.
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Blorbo #41 Terra Branford from Final Fantasy VI
The last esper. She escaped the control of the Empire and watched as her people’s magic was used to destroy the world.
The last esper. She escaped the control of the Empire and watched as her people’s magic was used to destroy the world.
Blorbo #42 Jodie Caldwell from Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Buff tiger knight. She can’t become a paladin because her girlfriend is head of the paladin guild. Used to be Applejack before Hasbro sent a cease and desist.
(Sorry no clips for Jodie)
Buff tiger knight. She can’t become a paladin because her girlfriend is head of the paladin guild. Used to be Applejack before Hasbro sent a cease and desist.
(Sorry no clips for Jodie)
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Blorbo #42 Jodie Caldwell from Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Buff tiger knight. She can’t become a paladin because her girlfriend is head of the paladin guild. Used to be Applejack before Hasbro sent a cease and desist.
(Sorry no clips for Jodie)
Buff tiger knight. She can’t become a paladin because her girlfriend is head of the paladin guild. Used to be Applejack before Hasbro sent a cease and desist.
(Sorry no clips for Jodie)
Blorbo #43 King Jonas Albrecht from Werewolf the Apocalypse
The bearer of the Silver Crown, King of the Sliver Fangs and the Garou Nation. An exiled noble who claimed his birthright just in time to see the Apocalypse.
The bearer of the Silver Crown, King of the Sliver Fangs and the Garou Nation. An exiled noble who claimed his birthright just in time to see the Apocalypse.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Blorbo #43 King Jonas Albrecht from Werewolf the Apocalypse
The bearer of the Silver Crown, King of the Sliver Fangs and the Garou Nation. An exiled noble who claimed his birthright just in time to see the Apocalypse.
The bearer of the Silver Crown, King of the Sliver Fangs and the Garou Nation. An exiled noble who claimed his birthright just in time to see the Apocalypse.
Blorbo #44 Travelling Artifact Dealer from Sorry We’re Closed
A weird looking demon who will sell you artifacts and tell you about his human best friend. Just a funny little guy.
A weird looking demon who will sell you artifacts and tell you about his human best friend. Just a funny little guy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Blorbo #44 Travelling Artifact Dealer from Sorry We’re Closed
A weird looking demon who will sell you artifacts and tell you about his human best friend. Just a funny little guy.
A weird looking demon who will sell you artifacts and tell you about his human best friend. Just a funny little guy.