Basil Harris
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Basil Harris
@basilharris.com
· Feb 27
Starting today, I will be posting in support and defense of two pillars: Jeff Bezos can go get fucked and tacos are delicious. I’ll cover other topics too of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be posted by others.
Ok I know the Fast/Furious franchise is old enough to vote, but I just NOW realized that they included a non-minor plot element called “Race Wars”
Race. Wars.
Ffs
I may not be fast but I am a little furious. 🤦♂️
Race. Wars.
Ffs
I may not be fast but I am a little furious. 🤦♂️
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ok I know the Fast/Furious franchise is old enough to vote, but I just NOW realized that they included a non-minor plot element called “Race Wars”
Race. Wars.
Ffs
I may not be fast but I am a little furious. 🤦♂️
Race. Wars.
Ffs
I may not be fast but I am a little furious. 🤦♂️
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I love "discovering things I left in coat pockets six months ago" season.
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I love "discovering things I left in coat pockets six months ago" season.
It’s only Dijon if it comes front he Dijon region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling mustard
September 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It’s only Dijon if it comes front he Dijon region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling mustard
Reposted by Basil Harris
Watched this last night and still thinking about it. “Every tech innovation is a bunch of guys in Silicon Valley creating an app to do what their mothers used to do for them” 😳
September 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Watched this last night and still thinking about it. “Every tech innovation is a bunch of guys in Silicon Valley creating an app to do what their mothers used to do for them” 😳
So this is what happens when “peaked in high school” runs a country. Welp
September 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So this is what happens when “peaked in high school” runs a country. Welp
Screen Time: you have reached your time limit on facebook
Me:
Me:
a cartoon of a man with the words you saved my life above him
ALT: a cartoon of a man with the words you saved my life above him
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Screen Time: you have reached your time limit on facebook
Me:
Me:
Long read: If you’ve ever felt that the reasoning and rationale behind 2A fanatics’ immovable position was more fury than fact, I encourage you to jump into this fascinating uber-thread. It won’t make you feel better about our past, it may give you clarity and courage about the future. ❤️ ☮️
Killing the Myth of the Second Amendment
If I say the words, “War of the Worlds”, most of us immediately think of a radio broadcast event in the late 1930s that Orson Welles put on…
medium.com
August 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Long read: If you’ve ever felt that the reasoning and rationale behind 2A fanatics’ immovable position was more fury than fact, I encourage you to jump into this fascinating uber-thread. It won’t make you feel better about our past, it may give you clarity and courage about the future. ❤️ ☮️
I admit, I was hopeful. Naively so, perhaps.
It’s 2025! We’ve put the world’s knowledge in our pockets and Katy Perry into orbit!
Surely by now scissors are made for left- AND right-handeds!
Ambidextrousity now! We have the scissor technology!
Reader, when I say my hopes were dashed
It’s 2025! We’ve put the world’s knowledge in our pockets and Katy Perry into orbit!
Surely by now scissors are made for left- AND right-handeds!
Ambidextrousity now! We have the scissor technology!
Reader, when I say my hopes were dashed
August 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I admit, I was hopeful. Naively so, perhaps.
It’s 2025! We’ve put the world’s knowledge in our pockets and Katy Perry into orbit!
Surely by now scissors are made for left- AND right-handeds!
Ambidextrousity now! We have the scissor technology!
Reader, when I say my hopes were dashed
It’s 2025! We’ve put the world’s knowledge in our pockets and Katy Perry into orbit!
Surely by now scissors are made for left- AND right-handeds!
Ambidextrousity now! We have the scissor technology!
Reader, when I say my hopes were dashed
OK GenX hear me out:
We all join 🧊 and proceed actively suck at the job. Like full-on Clerks/Office Space shit. Pull that fat paycheck and slack the shit out of it. It’s a gov’t COP job. You know how hard it is to get fired as a COP??! No I haven’t thought this through why do
We all join 🧊 and proceed actively suck at the job. Like full-on Clerks/Office Space shit. Pull that fat paycheck and slack the shit out of it. It’s a gov’t COP job. You know how hard it is to get fired as a COP??! No I haven’t thought this through why do
August 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
OK GenX hear me out:
We all join 🧊 and proceed actively suck at the job. Like full-on Clerks/Office Space shit. Pull that fat paycheck and slack the shit out of it. It’s a gov’t COP job. You know how hard it is to get fired as a COP??! No I haven’t thought this through why do
We all join 🧊 and proceed actively suck at the job. Like full-on Clerks/Office Space shit. Pull that fat paycheck and slack the shit out of it. It’s a gov’t COP job. You know how hard it is to get fired as a COP??! No I haven’t thought this through why do
Teenchild’s roasting of Cybetruck design continues to not miss:
‘Hey Elon, bet you can’t draw a car from memory on the first try’
‘Can so! I know car! Lookit!’
‘Hey Elon, bet you can’t draw a car from memory on the first try’
‘Can so! I know car! Lookit!’
August 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Teenchild’s roasting of Cybetruck design continues to not miss:
‘Hey Elon, bet you can’t draw a car from memory on the first try’
‘Can so! I know car! Lookit!’
‘Hey Elon, bet you can’t draw a car from memory on the first try’
‘Can so! I know car! Lookit!’
Motherfcking wind farms. God bless Samuel L. Jackson and Swedish public energy (h/t @jefftiedrich.bsky.social)
Samuel L. Jackson Wants You to Eat Seaweed (and Back Wind Farms)
YouTube video by Creative Boom
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Motherfcking wind farms. God bless Samuel L. Jackson and Swedish public energy (h/t @jefftiedrich.bsky.social)
I stuck my hand out the window and took this shot the other day, messed with it in @lightroom.adobe.com & now I don’t know what to do with it. So here you go.
July 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I stuck my hand out the window and took this shot the other day, messed with it in @lightroom.adobe.com & now I don’t know what to do with it. So here you go.
The buyout/bleedout of Bartell Drug stores is a slow motion Seattle tragedy. It’s one thing to find a place suddenly boarded up overnight, but to watch a it slowly empty out, aisle by aisle, week after week, the drained employees… it’s cruel. Just shut them all down already. Have some mercy.
July 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The buyout/bleedout of Bartell Drug stores is a slow motion Seattle tragedy. It’s one thing to find a place suddenly boarded up overnight, but to watch a it slowly empty out, aisle by aisle, week after week, the drained employees… it’s cruel. Just shut them all down already. Have some mercy.
[Me, chasing my dreams]
My dreams:
My dreams:
a white car with a blue window is driving down the street
Alt: a white car peels out at a high speed and drives away down the street
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
[Me, chasing my dreams]
My dreams:
My dreams:
Me to my 13yo who’s headed out to Pride:
Look out for the gays!
13yo: That’s just who I’m looking for!
So yeah. The kids are okay.
Look out for the gays!
13yo: That’s just who I’m looking for!
So yeah. The kids are okay.
June 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me to my 13yo who’s headed out to Pride:
Look out for the gays!
13yo: That’s just who I’m looking for!
So yeah. The kids are okay.
Look out for the gays!
13yo: That’s just who I’m looking for!
So yeah. The kids are okay.
Hot dogs: now THIS is the taste of summer!
Ice cream: now THIS is the taste of summer!
Corn on the cob: now THIS is the taste of summer
Pickles: y’all don’t know shit about shit
Ice cream: now THIS is the taste of summer!
Corn on the cob: now THIS is the taste of summer
Pickles: y’all don’t know shit about shit
June 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hot dogs: now THIS is the taste of summer!
Ice cream: now THIS is the taste of summer!
Corn on the cob: now THIS is the taste of summer
Pickles: y’all don’t know shit about shit
Ice cream: now THIS is the taste of summer!
Corn on the cob: now THIS is the taste of summer
Pickles: y’all don’t know shit about shit
This was the last season of Game of Thrones of military parades
This was the New Coke of military parades
This was the Ishtar of military parades.
June 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This was the last season of Game of Thrones of military parades
Me: I think I’ll order the pasta with red sauce.
My white shirt: Same
My white shirt: Same
June 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me: I think I’ll order the pasta with red sauce.
My white shirt: Same
My white shirt: Same
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Two things Washingtonians can do: sign up for ICE alerts by texting WAISN to 509-300-4959 and reporting ICE activity in your area to 1-844-724-3737
June 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Two things Washingtonians can do: sign up for ICE alerts by texting WAISN to 509-300-4959 and reporting ICE activity in your area to 1-844-724-3737
“You tend to get crabby when you haven’t had enough to eat” is a sentence you say to your teenage daughter after (*AFTER*) she has eaten something.
You need to trust me on this.
You need to trust me on this.
June 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“You tend to get crabby when you haven’t had enough to eat” is a sentence you say to your teenage daughter after (*AFTER*) she has eaten something.
You need to trust me on this.
You need to trust me on this.
Who was the guy who looked at a Yeti and the first word that popped into his head was “abominable!”
That sounds fake
That sounds fake
June 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Who was the guy who looked at a Yeti and the first word that popped into his head was “abominable!”
That sounds fake
That sounds fake
Happy Pride to my dear queer friends and fam. Love all you QuILTBAGs 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
June 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Happy Pride to my dear queer friends and fam. Love all you QuILTBAGs 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
I’ve never claimed to enjoy Billy Joel’s music - others do, that’s their cross to bear - but they were playing Allentown today in the supermarket and I gotta say… 2-for-1 packs of string cheese through Sunday.
May 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I’ve never claimed to enjoy Billy Joel’s music - others do, that’s their cross to bear - but they were playing Allentown today in the supermarket and I gotta say… 2-for-1 packs of string cheese through Sunday.