Naomi - Don't Break The Seal Dammit
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Naomi/Nomi/Noddy - Zillennial - 🇬🇧🇮🇪
They/she. Autist. Certified old man liaison.
Creator of the Celebrim-bar.
SUPPORT REAL ARTISTS. SAY NO TO AI SLOP.
They/she. Autist. Certified old man liaison.
Creator of the Celebrim-bar.
SUPPORT REAL ARTISTS. SAY NO TO AI SLOP.
The theatre message board is a fascinating place.
Today we got into a discussion about theatre trigger warnings, which now include allergens, and found out that latex and bananas can trigger reactions.
(Get your minds out the gutter.)
Today we got into a discussion about theatre trigger warnings, which now include allergens, and found out that latex and bananas can trigger reactions.
(Get your minds out the gutter.)
January 29, 2026 at 10:18 AM
The theatre message board is a fascinating place.
Today we got into a discussion about theatre trigger warnings, which now include allergens, and found out that latex and bananas can trigger reactions.
(Get your minds out the gutter.)
Today we got into a discussion about theatre trigger warnings, which now include allergens, and found out that latex and bananas can trigger reactions.
(Get your minds out the gutter.)
Pre-2025: i dont wanna write fic cuz I suck and every1 will laugh at my failed attempt at fiction
Post-2025: i'm not confident in my writing skills but at least the worst story i could write will still be superior to anything written by AI
Post-2025: i'm not confident in my writing skills but at least the worst story i could write will still be superior to anything written by AI
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Pre-2025: i dont wanna write fic cuz I suck and every1 will laugh at my failed attempt at fiction
Post-2025: i'm not confident in my writing skills but at least the worst story i could write will still be superior to anything written by AI
Post-2025: i'm not confident in my writing skills but at least the worst story i could write will still be superior to anything written by AI
LRP: this is where I find out the Kennedy Center is now called The Trump Kennedy Center.
The gall of the man.
The gall of the man.
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 AM
LRP: this is where I find out the Kennedy Center is now called The Trump Kennedy Center.
The gall of the man.
The gall of the man.
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Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
A Traitors stage show sounds like a camp old time and I'm here for it
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
A Traitors stage show sounds like a camp old time and I'm here for it
To the person who dampened my evening tonight...
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
To the person who dampened my evening tonight...
Asking for advice
Posted a rant on tiktok stories, and got a dm from an acquaintance saying "yes it's sad, but it's sadder that you don't respond"
She sent me a dm on insta that i hadn't replied to. I eventually get back to dms, but this reply was uncharacteristically brusque.
How would you reply?
Posted a rant on tiktok stories, and got a dm from an acquaintance saying "yes it's sad, but it's sadder that you don't respond"
She sent me a dm on insta that i hadn't replied to. I eventually get back to dms, but this reply was uncharacteristically brusque.
How would you reply?
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Asking for advice
Posted a rant on tiktok stories, and got a dm from an acquaintance saying "yes it's sad, but it's sadder that you don't respond"
She sent me a dm on insta that i hadn't replied to. I eventually get back to dms, but this reply was uncharacteristically brusque.
How would you reply?
Posted a rant on tiktok stories, and got a dm from an acquaintance saying "yes it's sad, but it's sadder that you don't respond"
She sent me a dm on insta that i hadn't replied to. I eventually get back to dms, but this reply was uncharacteristically brusque.
How would you reply?
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Board of Peace - Season 1
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Board of Peace - Season 1
OH THANK HEAVENS. HORRAH FOR RACHEL #THEtraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
OH THANK HEAVENS. HORRAH FOR RACHEL #THEtraitors
I swear if Stephen does what I think he might be about to do I will throw my iPad out the window and never watch this stupid show again (I will)
January 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I swear if Stephen does what I think he might be about to do I will throw my iPad out the window and never watch this stupid show again (I will)
Stephen is gonna betray Rachel isn't he 😭 #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Stephen is gonna betray Rachel isn't he 😭 #thetraitors
Actually want Rachel to stay on, she's been one of the best Traitors I've seen!!
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Actually want Rachel to stay on, she's been one of the best Traitors I've seen!!
Club Chalamet lore deepens.
She's made a fan acc for Connor Storrie now on Insta, but it got mass reported (allegedly) so Meta has disabled it 😂
She's made a fan acc for Connor Storrie now on Insta, but it got mass reported (allegedly) so Meta has disabled it 😂
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Club Chalamet lore deepens.
She's made a fan acc for Connor Storrie now on Insta, but it got mass reported (allegedly) so Meta has disabled it 😂
She's made a fan acc for Connor Storrie now on Insta, but it got mass reported (allegedly) so Meta has disabled it 😂
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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You have Bunny’s sword
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Bunny dreams of angels
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Bunny dreams of angels
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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You have Bunny’s bow
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You have Bunny’s bow
Shame on DJs Hugel and SOLTO for using Gen AI for their single artwork. While they may not have used the AI themselves, they almost certainly approved of the design, which makes them just as bad.
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Shame on DJs Hugel and SOLTO for using Gen AI for their single artwork. While they may not have used the AI themselves, they almost certainly approved of the design, which makes them just as bad.
If you don't play Ace Attorney without assigning voices to the characters and reading their dialogue aloud in those voices, you're not playing it right.
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If you don't play Ace Attorney without assigning voices to the characters and reading their dialogue aloud in those voices, you're not playing it right.
Wore my sauron shirt to Tesco and the cashier bloke liked it. He asked what he thought of TROP, and I was like yeah I liked it.
He said "The 1st season was a slow burner, but liked 2nd."
All TROP haters seem to only exist on Twitter. Funny that.
He said "The 1st season was a slow burner, but liked 2nd."
All TROP haters seem to only exist on Twitter. Funny that.
January 18, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Wore my sauron shirt to Tesco and the cashier bloke liked it. He asked what he thought of TROP, and I was like yeah I liked it.
He said "The 1st season was a slow burner, but liked 2nd."
All TROP haters seem to only exist on Twitter. Funny that.
He said "The 1st season was a slow burner, but liked 2nd."
All TROP haters seem to only exist on Twitter. Funny that.
Cramps were so bad last night they actually woke me up.
Took me an hour to get back to sleep with the help of ibuprofen, and a book to tire me out.
Any positive to gain from this was it made me finally finish reading The Running Man 😅
Took me an hour to get back to sleep with the help of ibuprofen, and a book to tire me out.
Any positive to gain from this was it made me finally finish reading The Running Man 😅
January 17, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Cramps were so bad last night they actually woke me up.
Took me an hour to get back to sleep with the help of ibuprofen, and a book to tire me out.
Any positive to gain from this was it made me finally finish reading The Running Man 😅
Took me an hour to get back to sleep with the help of ibuprofen, and a book to tire me out.
Any positive to gain from this was it made me finally finish reading The Running Man 😅
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Ok fine let's give it a go
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ok fine let's give it a go
I hope this post doesn't go viral, that wouldn't look great for him 🤭
Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I hope this post doesn't go viral, that wouldn't look great for him 🤭
No, Admiral, I want to talk to a human being, not an AI virtual bot thank you very much.
January 12, 2026 at 12:16 PM
No, Admiral, I want to talk to a human being, not an AI virtual bot thank you very much.
People on TwitX are actually outraged over it potentially being banned in UK due to it generating se/xual images of women and minors.
Apparently it's an attack on free speech.
I'm not even joking.
Apparently it's an attack on free speech.
I'm not even joking.
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 AM
People on TwitX are actually outraged over it potentially being banned in UK due to it generating se/xual images of women and minors.
Apparently it's an attack on free speech.
I'm not even joking.
Apparently it's an attack on free speech.
I'm not even joking.
Can't believe I got excited getting a tax renewal letter from the DVLA.
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Can't believe I got excited getting a tax renewal letter from the DVLA.