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Naomi - Protect the Seal, Dammit.
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Naomi/Nomi/Noddy - Zillennial - 🇬🇧🇮🇪
They/she. Autist. Woke leftie.
Certified old man liaison.
Creator of the Celebrim-bar.
Latest South Park episode tackles Sora AI and it's absolutely brilliant.
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
No way there's a storm called Claudia coming tomorrow I'm creASING
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Pissed off this morning. Getting honked at during my morning commute by an impatient prick for the crime of obeying traffic laws.
Please send over nice things to calm me down.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Wallace and Gromit exhibition ft the og models
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"I know you don't like AI but look at this."
I told you I despise AI.
You've acknowledged my dislike for AI.
Yet you still send me an AI clip thinking I'd like it.

Are you deranged?
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Alan Carr, take a bow.
#celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My local council is Reform-run, and the reactions of Reform supporters hearing about nursing homes housing their relatives being closed is hilarious.

The chickens are coming home to roost.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Would you pay £225.00 to see Cynthia Erivo play Dracula?
No actor is worth that. The Noel Coward should hang its head in shame for being so disgustingly greedy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They've done the impossible: casted the perfect Bon Clay.
And yes, we live for the non binary rep!
Cole Escola has been cast as Bon Clay in ‘ONE PIECE’ Season 3.

(Source: Deadline)
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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It's going to be a difficult few days for racists. No sooner do we discover the attacker was a British man called Anthony Williams, we then discover the rail worker hero who almost gave his life to save others is called Samir Zitouni.

We can't wait to hear the hot takes on whether he is British...
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Hearing things about David Harb/our that I hope aren't true (namely him bullying Millie).
Noah Sch/napp already caused enough trouble, I don't need another problematic cast member to ruin ST 😭
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Forever love the independent theatres having inclusive toilets.
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Also Line of Beauty was great and actually rly sad but it's ok coz I have Charles in tennis shorts imprinted into my brain permanently so I'll just think about that for a while instead of being sad.
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trying to resist the urge to purchase everything at the totoro merch stall at the Gillian Lynne is proving unbelievably difficult.
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Train was delayed by like 20 mins but mood was instantly improved by the appearance of Hazel the Border Collie
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Jordan North's entire personality is "I'm from Burnley"
As if that's something to be proud of 💀
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Feck off.
Dictionary.com names ‘67’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There's Halloween decorations.
And then there's this.
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"It's alright when they have the lifeforce but Mother... well she's got more of the deathforce."

Thank you Prunella for your unforgettable turn as Sybil. You were a marvel.
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Reposted by Naomi - Protect the Seal, Dammit.
Look at this graph, Reform almost all of them went to Private School.

If you are Working Class and you vote for Reform, you are a traitor, to yourself.

Or as we call them, a bloody fool.
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
These must be the worst Faithful I've ever seen im crying they get so close then screw it up SO BADLY 😭😭😭

#celebritytraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Note to self: Totoro tickets tonight.
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
That must have been the longest round table ever broadcast. I swear it felt like it went on for about 10 hours.

#celebritytraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM