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@basedranchdressing.bsky.social
addicted to increasing my digital footprint. political econ, security, IR, shitposting. originally midwestern, now that DC bitch you think you hate. she/her, a shade of brown.
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i've been called self centered before and to me it's like, yeah. why wouldn't i be. i am my main character. you are yours. center self
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
i've been called self centered before and to me it's like, yeah. why wouldn't i be. i am my main character. you are yours. center self
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if you described this legal theory to a founding father they would simply have shot you
Miller: "To all ICE officers: You have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties, and anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop you or tries to obstruct you is committing a felony."
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
if you described this legal theory to a founding father they would simply have shot you
among all the other things, im so mad at this mf for making me legit anxious about TARIFFS
January 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
among all the other things, im so mad at this mf for making me legit anxious about TARIFFS
havana syndrome machine just dropped
www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/p...
Pentagon bought device through undercover operation some investigators suspect is linked to Havana Syndrome | CNN Politics
The Defense Department has spent more than a year testing a device purchased in an undercover operation that some investigators think could be the cause of a series of mysterious ailments impacting sp...
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January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
havana syndrome machine just dropped
www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/p...
wait its funny having a bf thats offline when youre the terminally online gf bc theres all these funny little things I wanna Post about him/us but I dont bc he shouldn't have his business online if he doesn't want. then im like wow I really do be Posting all of my business...thats not normal is it
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
wait its funny having a bf thats offline when youre the terminally online gf bc theres all these funny little things I wanna Post about him/us but I dont bc he shouldn't have his business online if he doesn't want. then im like wow I really do be Posting all of my business...thats not normal is it
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This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
crashing everyoned 401ks to own -checks notes- the chair of the fed
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
crashing everyoned 401ks to own -checks notes- the chair of the fed
pour one out for fed comms and legal ppl rn
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
pour one out for fed comms and legal ppl rn
so market open tomorrow is gonna be interesting
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
so market open tomorrow is gonna be interesting
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This slogan adopted by Kristi Noem, "One of Ours, All of Yours," is taken from the Nazis, who retaliated for the killing of an SS officer by murdering all the inhabitants of the Czech village of Lidice, apparently none of whom had anything to do with it, and razing the village to the ground.
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This slogan adopted by Kristi Noem, "One of Ours, All of Yours," is taken from the Nazis, who retaliated for the killing of an SS officer by murdering all the inhabitants of the Czech village of Lidice, apparently none of whom had anything to do with it, and razing the village to the ground.
jay powell 2028
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
jay powell 2028
just got rejected from something I really wanted and thought I was a great fit for everyone press F to pay respects to based ranch :(
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
just got rejected from something I really wanted and thought I was a great fit for everyone press F to pay respects to based ranch :(
quadruple-checking today is friday before closing an email with "have a good weekend!"
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
quadruple-checking today is friday before closing an email with "have a good weekend!"
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i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
man, did the viziers in the WH not actually show him the actual video?
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
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I don't like the death squads
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I don't like the death squads
makes me so god damn mad we're never going to nuremberg these freaks
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
makes me so god damn mad we're never going to nuremberg these freaks
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look at this unimaginative transplant consultant ass behavior. im actually disgusted
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
look at this unimaginative transplant consultant ass behavior. im actually disgusted
nothing makes me feel more american than sipping a crispy coke at 10:30am and helplessly watching the slow march of fascism advance
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
nothing makes me feel more american than sipping a crispy coke at 10:30am and helplessly watching the slow march of fascism advance
in an email thread discussing trump withdrawing us from a bunch of UN institutions, a coworker emails JUST ME and says
"I am sorry for all of us, but particularly sorry for your generation.
You deserved better from your predecessors."
I MEAN YEAH MAN THANKS I GUESS
"I am sorry for all of us, but particularly sorry for your generation.
You deserved better from your predecessors."
I MEAN YEAH MAN THANKS I GUESS
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
in an email thread discussing trump withdrawing us from a bunch of UN institutions, a coworker emails JUST ME and says
"I am sorry for all of us, but particularly sorry for your generation.
You deserved better from your predecessors."
I MEAN YEAH MAN THANKS I GUESS
"I am sorry for all of us, but particularly sorry for your generation.
You deserved better from your predecessors."
I MEAN YEAH MAN THANKS I GUESS
look at this unimaginative transplant consultant ass behavior. im actually disgusted
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
look at this unimaginative transplant consultant ass behavior. im actually disgusted
hey quick question what the fuck is going on
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
hey quick question what the fuck is going on
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Trump's obsession with making Greenland part of the United States because it looks big on a map and is colored differently from the states is a classic case of Mercator Projection
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Trump's obsession with making Greenland part of the United States because it looks big on a map and is colored differently from the states is a classic case of Mercator Projection
saying "what the fuck" out loud in the office
TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE DISCUSSING A RANGE OF OPTIONS FOR ACQUIRING GREENLAND AND 'UTILIZING THE US MILITARY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION'- WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
January 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
saying "what the fuck" out loud in the office
crazy how much I eat on a weekday with no ritalin
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
crazy how much I eat on a weekday with no ritalin
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“are you saying we should just ignore the people who think wokeness is the biggest threat to modern civilization? thats a lot of people”
yes that is exactly what im saying, they are morons
yes that is exactly what im saying, they are morons
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
“are you saying we should just ignore the people who think wokeness is the biggest threat to modern civilization? thats a lot of people”
yes that is exactly what im saying, they are morons
yes that is exactly what im saying, they are morons