Barstool Philosopher 🥃
@barstoolphd.bsky.social
Asheville-based, Twitter/X refugee, independent, free-thinking whiskey distiller with a really bad attitude towards fascists…and lots of dad jokes.
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"I refused to get off my fat ass to vote for a perfectly qualified black woman who wasn't my perfect candidate but it's her fault that she lost the election to a GODDAMN FELON."
Elections are on the backs of VOTERS.
We are here because of the actions of VOTERS like you.
YOU are responsible.
Elections are on the backs of VOTERS.
We are here because of the actions of VOTERS like you.
YOU are responsible.
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"I refused to get off my fat ass to vote for a perfectly qualified black woman who wasn't my perfect candidate but it's her fault that she lost the election to a GODDAMN FELON."
Elections are on the backs of VOTERS.
We are here because of the actions of VOTERS like you.
YOU are responsible.
Elections are on the backs of VOTERS.
We are here because of the actions of VOTERS like you.
YOU are responsible.
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Well, this Atheist gives a big 🖕🖕 to the fascists.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Well, this Atheist gives a big 🖕🖕 to the fascists.
This guy!
Who else can honestly say that they never voted for Trump?
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This guy!
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Jesus Christ.
He’s disgusting and so are the people who voted for him.
He’s disgusting and so are the people who voted for him.
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Jesus Christ.
He’s disgusting and so are the people who voted for him.
He’s disgusting and so are the people who voted for him.
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Happy Festivus Ben
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Happy Festivus Ben
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A Trump voter that has finally woken up.
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A Trump voter that has finally woken up.
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“There are no more files, case closed.”
Six months later after Rep. Massie & my Epstein Transparency Act.
“There are a million files.”
Six months later after Rep. Massie & my Epstein Transparency Act.
“There are a million files.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“There are no more files, case closed.”
Six months later after Rep. Massie & my Epstein Transparency Act.
“There are a million files.”
Six months later after Rep. Massie & my Epstein Transparency Act.
“There are a million files.”
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January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
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BREAKING on MS NOW:
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
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Never want to hear about divisiveness & hateful rhetoric again. The only "derangement syndrome" is believing this man is competent, strong, or in possession of any humanity. The day he dies will be vulgar in celebration. And fuck Kirk & his Evil-Lyn wife too.
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Never want to hear about divisiveness & hateful rhetoric again. The only "derangement syndrome" is believing this man is competent, strong, or in possession of any humanity. The day he dies will be vulgar in celebration. And fuck Kirk & his Evil-Lyn wife too.
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
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Typical MAGA.
Charlie Kirk is assassinated and quoting his own words is "calling for political violence."
Rob Reiner is murdered and they publicly celebrate it.
Every accusation is an admission.
Charlie Kirk is assassinated and quoting his own words is "calling for political violence."
Rob Reiner is murdered and they publicly celebrate it.
Every accusation is an admission.
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Typical MAGA.
Charlie Kirk is assassinated and quoting his own words is "calling for political violence."
Rob Reiner is murdered and they publicly celebrate it.
Every accusation is an admission.
Charlie Kirk is assassinated and quoting his own words is "calling for political violence."
Rob Reiner is murdered and they publicly celebrate it.
Every accusation is an admission.
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If you voted for this scumbag & you’re not embarrassed by this insanity. You need to reassess your humanity. This is unacceptable.
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If you voted for this scumbag & you’re not embarrassed by this insanity. You need to reassess your humanity. This is unacceptable.
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The hero of Bondi: Ahmed el Ahmed, a 43 year old fruit shop owner from Sutherland. He grabbed the gun off one of the terrorists shooting at Jews during a Hanukkah celebration.
Ahmed was then shot in the leg and shoulder by another terrorist. He’s being treated in the hospital and expected to be OK.
Ahmed was then shot in the leg and shoulder by another terrorist. He’s being treated in the hospital and expected to be OK.
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The hero of Bondi: Ahmed el Ahmed, a 43 year old fruit shop owner from Sutherland. He grabbed the gun off one of the terrorists shooting at Jews during a Hanukkah celebration.
Ahmed was then shot in the leg and shoulder by another terrorist. He’s being treated in the hospital and expected to be OK.
Ahmed was then shot in the leg and shoulder by another terrorist. He’s being treated in the hospital and expected to be OK.
Outstanding. I may have to take back some of my nasty comments about Indiana.
Maybe…
Maybe…
Breaking: Indiana State Senate rejects 9-0 Republican gerrymandered congressional map, stands up to Trump’s pressure campaign of threats and intimidation. Huge victory for democracy & defeat for Trump in gerrymandering war he started
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Outstanding. I may have to take back some of my nasty comments about Indiana.
Maybe…
Maybe…
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
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RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED!
NOW!
NOW!
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED!
NOW!
NOW!
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WHERE ARE THE DAMN UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES?
RELEASE THEM!
NOW!!
RELEASE THEM!
NOW!!
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
WHERE ARE THE DAMN UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES?
RELEASE THEM!
NOW!!
RELEASE THEM!
NOW!!
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RELEASE THE FULL GODDAMN EPSTEIN FILES NOW ALREADY.
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
RELEASE THE FULL GODDAMN EPSTEIN FILES NOW ALREADY.
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The message sent to Notre Dame today by the College Football Playoff Committee is *exactly* the right one: join a f*cking conference, assh*les, not only are you not special but the whole country—besides your insufferable fan base—is sick of your holier-than-thou bullsh*t
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The message sent to Notre Dame today by the College Football Playoff Committee is *exactly* the right one: join a f*cking conference, assh*les, not only are you not special but the whole country—besides your insufferable fan base—is sick of your holier-than-thou bullsh*t
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This underscores why I can’t forgive Americans for electing him. I honestly don’t care that much what Americans do to each other, but they are to blame for unleashing this mess on the rest of the world. And sadly, things will get much much worse.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
New US security strategy aligns with Russia's vision, Moscow says
The Kremlin welcomes the starkly worded document, which does not cast Russia as a threat to the US.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This underscores why I can’t forgive Americans for electing him. I honestly don’t care that much what Americans do to each other, but they are to blame for unleashing this mess on the rest of the world. And sadly, things will get much much worse.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Yes, all Trump supporters ARE truly stupid.
I will never apologise for saying this for years.
I will never apologise for saying this for years.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Yes, all Trump supporters ARE truly stupid.
I will never apologise for saying this for years.
I will never apologise for saying this for years.
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Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fuck you if you support him.
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Costco Wholesale has filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration, asking the Court of International Trade to consider all tariffs collected under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act unlawful.
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to file a lawsuit against a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Costco Wholesale has filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration, asking the Court of International Trade to consider all tariffs collected under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act unlawful.