Barstool Philosopher 🥃
@barstoolphd.bsky.social
Asheville-based, Twitter/X refugee, independent, free-thinking whiskey distiller with a really bad attitude towards fascists…and lots of dad jokes.
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I don’t unify with Nazis.
We all need to feel the way this man feels.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
We all need to feel the way this man feels.
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February 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Why was Charlie Kirk able to get rich donors to provide millions of dollars to his organization?
Given the predilections of rich MAGA scumbags and their desire to have easy access to young girls, the answer is self-evident:
Charlie filled the void Epstein left.
Given the predilections of rich MAGA scumbags and their desire to have easy access to young girls, the answer is self-evident:
Charlie filled the void Epstein left.
Turning Point USA, the ultra-Conservative, super “Christian” organisation have Kid Rock as their spokesperson.
He has lovely lyrics such as:
“Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!”
He has lovely lyrics such as:
“Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!”
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Why was Charlie Kirk able to get rich donors to provide millions of dollars to his organization?
Given the predilections of rich MAGA scumbags and their desire to have easy access to young girls, the answer is self-evident:
Charlie filled the void Epstein left.
Given the predilections of rich MAGA scumbags and their desire to have easy access to young girls, the answer is self-evident:
Charlie filled the void Epstein left.
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We knew Epstein didn’t kill himself, but now we really know he didn’t kill himself.
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
We knew Epstein didn’t kill himself, but now we really know he didn’t kill himself.
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This message is also good for the heart too. Seen on FB, from one of many Canadian allies, one of many allies around the world and in this country.
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
This message is also good for the heart too. Seen on FB, from one of many Canadian allies, one of many allies around the world and in this country.
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It's clear now that the DOJ is the Pedophile Protector
And Trump is the Pedophile. 🧐
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It's clear now that the DOJ is the Pedophile Protector
And Trump is the Pedophile. 🧐
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January 31, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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It's clear now that the DOJ is the Pedophile Protector
And Trump is the Pedophile. 🧐
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It's clear now that the DOJ is the Pedophile Protector
And Trump is the Pedophile. 🧐
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They’re so desperate to bury the ICE story they’re suddenly dumping Epstein files. That’s the playbook — distract, deflect, distort. Stay focused and keep pushing!
January 30, 2026 at 5:16 PM
They’re so desperate to bury the ICE story they’re suddenly dumping Epstein files. That’s the playbook — distract, deflect, distort. Stay focused and keep pushing!
Remember: EVERY Trump accusation is projection.
Trump on the Virginia governor: "I don't know how they get elected. The get elected because they cheat, if you want to know the truth. If they didn't cheat, they'd have no chance."
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Remember: EVERY Trump accusation is projection.
Wasn’t Trump’s “super genius” economic plan using tariffs supposed to LOWER the US trade deficit? How’s that working out?
Yep, pretty much exactly like EVERY other Trump “super-genius” business plan…
Yep, pretty much exactly like EVERY other Trump “super-genius” business plan…
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Wasn’t Trump’s “super genius” economic plan using tariffs supposed to LOWER the US trade deficit? How’s that working out?
Yep, pretty much exactly like EVERY other Trump “super-genius” business plan…
Yep, pretty much exactly like EVERY other Trump “super-genius” business plan…
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"In theater" is a nice touch for describing Minneapolis. Worth noting the people involved, from Trump to Miller to Noem to Homan to Bovino to the majority of ICE and CBP goons, have never served in the military. They're playing out a war fantasy, dressing up in army costumes, like incredible losers.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"In theater" is a nice touch for describing Minneapolis. Worth noting the people involved, from Trump to Miller to Noem to Homan to Bovino to the majority of ICE and CBP goons, have never served in the military. They're playing out a war fantasy, dressing up in army costumes, like incredible losers.
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Wait, so if they have spare FBI officers available to raid the Fulton County Election Hub, I can only imagine that the Epstein files are finally redacted and ready for release. 🤔🤷🏼♂️
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Wait, so if they have spare FBI officers available to raid the Fulton County Election Hub, I can only imagine that the Epstein files are finally redacted and ready for release. 🤔🤷🏼♂️
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Are we great yet? Are we safer?
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Are we great yet? Are we safer?
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Ossoff: "They are building the libertarian, the conservatives' worst nightmare of a Leviathan federal government that is totally unaccountable that acts outside of the Constitution, and a society in which individual rights are not protected."
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ossoff: "They are building the libertarian, the conservatives' worst nightmare of a Leviathan federal government that is totally unaccountable that acts outside of the Constitution, and a society in which individual rights are not protected."
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Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
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Who could possibly have known it would come to this? If only we had been warned.
January 29, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Who could possibly have known it would come to this? If only we had been warned.
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Elizabeth Warren: "I am a 'hell no.' We cannot give one more penny to Trump's ICE while its masked, poorly trained agents terrorize people across this country. It's time for the Senate to step up and stop ICE's violence."
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Elizabeth Warren: "I am a 'hell no.' We cannot give one more penny to Trump's ICE while its masked, poorly trained agents terrorize people across this country. It's time for the Senate to step up and stop ICE's violence."
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The date for the next No Kings Day is set.
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The date for the next No Kings Day is set.
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
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99 Senators voted to confirm Rubio.
Yes, the Democrats too.
Yes, the Democrats too.
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
99 Senators voted to confirm Rubio.
Yes, the Democrats too.
Yes, the Democrats too.
A perfect example of how the Trump and his MAGA regime says “Fuck The Constitution” while making up its own rules.
And Democrats think that the old rules still apply. 🤦♂️
And Democrats think that the old rules still apply. 🤦♂️
SCHATZ: You testified the oil funds are being held in Qatar & then will move to a Treasury blocked account. What's the statutory authority for the admin relying on Qatar to hold the funds?
RUBIO: It's not our funds. It belongs to VZ
S: What authority are you relying on?
R: They've agreed to this
RUBIO: It's not our funds. It belongs to VZ
S: What authority are you relying on?
R: They've agreed to this
January 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
A perfect example of how the Trump and his MAGA regime says “Fuck The Constitution” while making up its own rules.
And Democrats think that the old rules still apply. 🤦♂️
And Democrats think that the old rules still apply. 🤦♂️
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I saw this morning that the hearing is scheduled for Feb. 12.
and that Rep. Andrew Garbarino, R-N.Y., has also requested testimony from the same agencies in the House.
Cant happen fast enough!
and that Rep. Andrew Garbarino, R-N.Y., has also requested testimony from the same agencies in the House.
Cant happen fast enough!
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I saw this morning that the hearing is scheduled for Feb. 12.
and that Rep. Andrew Garbarino, R-N.Y., has also requested testimony from the same agencies in the House.
Cant happen fast enough!
and that Rep. Andrew Garbarino, R-N.Y., has also requested testimony from the same agencies in the House.
Cant happen fast enough!
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Kristi Noem has an express ticket to Hell with Stephen Miller riding shotgun
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Kristi Noem has an express ticket to Hell with Stephen Miller riding shotgun
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The Epstein files must be worse than we could even imagine.
January 27, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The Epstein files must be worse than we could even imagine.
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Nine DAs are coalescing to work on prosecuting federal agents for 'overreach':
—L. Krasner in Philly
—J. Creuzot in Dallas
—M. Moriarty in Minneapolis
—L. Conover in Tucson
—S. Descano in Fairfax (VA)
—R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA)
—S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA)
—P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)
—L. Krasner in Philly
—J. Creuzot in Dallas
—M. Moriarty in Minneapolis
—L. Conover in Tucson
—S. Descano in Fairfax (VA)
—R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA)
—S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA)
—P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Nine DAs are coalescing to work on prosecuting federal agents for 'overreach':
—L. Krasner in Philly
—J. Creuzot in Dallas
—M. Moriarty in Minneapolis
—L. Conover in Tucson
—S. Descano in Fairfax (VA)
—R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA)
—S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA)
—P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)
—L. Krasner in Philly
—J. Creuzot in Dallas
—M. Moriarty in Minneapolis
—L. Conover in Tucson
—S. Descano in Fairfax (VA)
—R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA)
—S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA)
—P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)