Barstool Philosopher 🥃
@barstoolphd.bsky.social
Asheville-based, Twitter/X refugee, independent, free-thinking whiskey distiller with a really bad attitude towards fascists…and lots of dad jokes.
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Everyday that this fat fascist fuckface infects the lives of Americans squatting in the White House is a terrible day for this country.
May years of hate, cholesterol build up and dementia catch up with him.
Faster, please.
May years of hate, cholesterol build up and dementia catch up with him.
Faster, please.
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Trump felt as bad about Epstein as he did about Charlie Kirk.
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Trump felt as bad about Epstein as he did about Charlie Kirk.
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There will be another 60 vote Friday* on the garbage shutdown deal. If we can convince just one Senator from the 52 republicans and 8 Dems that voted yes to flip, we could still stop this. Please jump on the phone today, call them, and share this widely.
*If all goes by the regular schedule
*If all goes by the regular schedule
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There will be another 60 vote Friday* on the garbage shutdown deal. If we can convince just one Senator from the 52 republicans and 8 Dems that voted yes to flip, we could still stop this. Please jump on the phone today, call them, and share this widely.
*If all goes by the regular schedule
*If all goes by the regular schedule
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I always find it interesting how the story changes when a lawyer gets to court. They can say anything they want outside of court without accountability but the rules are vastly different in court where you can get seriously penalized for lying.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I always find it interesting how the story changes when a lawyer gets to court. They can say anything they want outside of court without accountability but the rules are vastly different in court where you can get seriously penalized for lying.
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Spending time this week in London and surrounding towns has been such a pleasure getting away from the lunacy of the US.
No place is perfect, but I am enjoying the break from Trump/MAGA’s idiocy in my face everyday.
No place is perfect, but I am enjoying the break from Trump/MAGA’s idiocy in my face everyday.
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Spending time this week in London and surrounding towns has been such a pleasure getting away from the lunacy of the US.
No place is perfect, but I am enjoying the break from Trump/MAGA’s idiocy in my face everyday.
No place is perfect, but I am enjoying the break from Trump/MAGA’s idiocy in my face everyday.
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This is a take-one-for-the-team moment.
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
October 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is a take-one-for-the-team moment.
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
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October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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It’s “Colombia” YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s “Colombia” YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS
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Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who voted for him.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who voted for him.
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(🧵) I’m going to say some things that may cost me followers. That’s only appropriate, given that what I say in this thread is about exactly that: how utterly meaningless everything is right now besides saving America—because without rule of law and democracy, nothing we dream of will ever come true.
October 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
(🧵) I’m going to say some things that may cost me followers. That’s only appropriate, given that what I say in this thread is about exactly that: how utterly meaningless everything is right now besides saving America—because without rule of law and democracy, nothing we dream of will ever come true.
This is so very twisted in its absolute genius.
Cheers!
Cheers!
October 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This is so very twisted in its absolute genius.
Cheers!
Cheers!
We can now add murder to the long list of Trump’s horrific crimes.
Justice must be served.
Any means necessary.
Justice must be served.
Any means necessary.
Colombia: “US government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters”
“Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing.”
“The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure.”
“Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing.”
“The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure.”
October 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We can now add murder to the long list of Trump’s horrific crimes.
Justice must be served.
Any means necessary.
Justice must be served.
Any means necessary.
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Everyday that this fat fascist fuckface infects the lives of Americans squatting in the White House is a terrible day for this country.
May years of hate, cholesterol build up and dementia catch up with him.
Faster, please.
May years of hate, cholesterol build up and dementia catch up with him.
Faster, please.
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Everyday that this fat fascist fuckface infects the lives of Americans squatting in the White House is a terrible day for this country.
May years of hate, cholesterol build up and dementia catch up with him.
Faster, please.
May years of hate, cholesterol build up and dementia catch up with him.
Faster, please.
Watching this video, my hope for America may be starting to be restored.
When the FAFO hits a MAGA Karen for pulling a gun on peaceful protesters. #NoKingsDayOct18th
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Watching this video, my hope for America may be starting to be restored.
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Did you tear-up today when you were out protesting because you felt the camaraderie and fellowship with so many like-minded and caring people?
I did.
Did you tear-up today when you were protesting because you're still processing the fact that we're rapidly tumbling toward authoritarianism?
I did.
I did.
Did you tear-up today when you were protesting because you're still processing the fact that we're rapidly tumbling toward authoritarianism?
I did.
October 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Did you tear-up today when you were out protesting because you felt the camaraderie and fellowship with so many like-minded and caring people?
I did.
Did you tear-up today when you were protesting because you're still processing the fact that we're rapidly tumbling toward authoritarianism?
I did.
I did.
Did you tear-up today when you were protesting because you're still processing the fact that we're rapidly tumbling toward authoritarianism?
I did.
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Lets fucking go!
Happy No Kings Day!
No, these signs were not professionally printed or paid for by George Soros.
Happy No Kings Day!
No, these signs were not professionally printed or paid for by George Soros.
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lets fucking go!
Happy No Kings Day!
No, these signs were not professionally printed or paid for by George Soros.
Happy No Kings Day!
No, these signs were not professionally printed or paid for by George Soros.
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I'm protesting tomorrow, are you?🇺🇸
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm protesting tomorrow, are you?🇺🇸
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Bolton should just say that this is a witch hunt and announce that he is running for President because apparently that’s all one needs to do to have charges against them dropped.
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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