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well that ain't good.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by charlie.
Del Terman.

"Prosecution's ready. Let's skip the chat and get to the trial already."

~ Delia.
~ Rookie prosecutor, only a few months' experience.
~ Point first, think later.
~ Driven by a hatred for criminals and defence attorneys.

#AceAttorneyRP #OC
November 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by charlie.
"It’s my bad attitude that keeps me young."

Nadia Vulvokov
a woman with red hair is sitting at a table with a netflix logo behind her
ALT: a woman with red hair is sitting at a table with a netflix logo behind her
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
( still a little thrown off: ) yeah, your-- your *box*! i could have *sworn* it just . . . ( she raises a finger in the air, as if a conjuring rod for the word in the air. it doesn't work. ) *well*, i can't think of a better word for it than *materialized*.

( the woman's eyes go over the box, --
( stepping out; you were probably expecting someone taller... )

yes, you do, your life may well depend on it.

...why? have you seen something strange?
( mouth agape at the appearing blue box. she looks at the can of coors in her hand and back at the box. huh. )

. . . i have *got* to stop drinking!
September 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
( mouth agape at the appearing blue box. she looks at the can of coors in her hand and back at the box. huh. )

. . . i have *got* to stop drinking!
September 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
buddy, in this economy? who *isn't*!
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
what am i doing *here*? in this restricted area? well . . . it's kinda a long story.
a woman in a leather jacket is sitting at a table
ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
( mouth open for a moment. ) ehhh, you know what? it doesn't matter. ( waving it off. leaning forward slightly, pointing with her vape hand. ) say, have i *seen* you somewhere before? you're, uh . . . you're a regular at the *denny's* across the road, aren't you? *yes*! you're, uh, the jar-lady!
lady what are you talking about?
( eyebrows raised. she takes her hands off her hips, gesturing as if to say 'well there you go'. ) *wow*. okay, uh, yeah, actually. that's bang on.
September 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
( eyebrows raised. she takes her hands off her hips, gesturing as if to say 'well there you go'. ) *wow*. okay, uh, yeah, actually. that's bang on.
damn dude you're like some kind of uhhh human lie detector or something wow how the fuck did you figure me out holy smokes i'm *so* impressed.
September 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
bullshit.
pretty sure we're all totally mentally stable here.
September 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
yeah, i gotta ask about that. 'cos see, you weren't *lying* when you said the lobster was ringing before.

ah, what the hell. what do *i* know? i'm, uh, new to the area. where's the cheapest, worst bar 'round here? my pockets are a little, uh, *light* at the moment, if you see what i'm sayin'.
we will circle back to the lobster, don't get too comfortable.
( a grin. ) now you're speaking my language.
September 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
( a grin. ) now you're speaking my language.
alright forget the lobster, how about a drink?
oh, i-- i *couldn't*. it's *your* lobster, really! and i'm just so busy over here, uh . . . y'know. reading *this book*, and, uh, vaping.

. . . *alright*, who's callin'?
September 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
oh, i-- i *couldn't*. it's *your* lobster, really! and i'm just so busy over here, uh . . . y'know. reading *this book*, and, uh, vaping.

. . . *alright*, who's callin'?
please take the lobster, ma'am.
aw, geez. well, okay. can you tell 'em i'm busy?
September 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
aw, geez. well, okay. can you tell 'em i'm busy?
it keeps ringing, it's for you.
September 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
alrighty then, let's see, where next . . .
September 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
. . . 𝘽𝙐𝙇𝙇𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏.ᐟ
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM