Gwen, trans chaos goblin
@barit0wned.bsky.social
She/they bisexual disaster dad || writing queer opera, horror, & romance fiction || eternally horny on main || yelling about opera, cocktails, TTRPGs, and fictional sword gays & murder husbands
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It’s giving
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
It’s giving
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DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
April 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
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MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
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TREBEK: You may see them crawling up walls, but you cannot kill them in a way that matters.
me: who are the Chinese psychedelic mushroom people
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You still control the board.
me: who are the Chinese psychedelic mushroom people
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You still control the board.
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
TREBEK: You may see them crawling up walls, but you cannot kill them in a way that matters.
me: who are the Chinese psychedelic mushroom people
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You still control the board.
me: who are the Chinese psychedelic mushroom people
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You still control the board.
Guys I got broken up with over a pregnant cartoon rabbit 😭
So anyway it’s a been a nice two years
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Guys I got broken up with over a pregnant cartoon rabbit 😭
I regret to inform you all that I am still very much in love with this horrid little gremlin
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I regret to inform you all that I am still very much in love with this horrid little gremlin
Holy shit guys I just found Experiment Four Two Zero
January 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Holy shit guys I just found Experiment Four Two Zero
Gym leader Saw Gerrera be like “we’re the Rhydon, kid”
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Gym leader Saw Gerrera be like “we’re the Rhydon, kid”
Do I really want to walk into traffic or have I just not taken my meds today: a mystery in two acts
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Do I really want to walk into traffic or have I just not taken my meds today: a mystery in two acts
COME SEE ME DESIGN A FATAL FRAME COCKTAIL
WE OUT HERE! Join us for the @paradoxopera.bsky.social Gwentron cocktail stream RIGHT NOW!!! @barit0wned.bsky.social
Twitch.tv/divatron9000
Twitch.tv/divatron9000
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
COME SEE ME DESIGN A FATAL FRAME COCKTAIL
Happy New Year to all the queers in my phone 💜
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Happy New Year to all the queers in my phone 💜
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BORN TO YEAR
2025 IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2026
428,272,837 DEAD YEARS
2025 IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2026
428,272,837 DEAD YEARS
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
BORN TO YEAR
2025 IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2026
428,272,837 DEAD YEARS
2025 IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2026
428,272,837 DEAD YEARS
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Got head at the Christmas party call that eggnoggin'
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Got head at the Christmas party call that eggnoggin'
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December 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Day 6/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!
@divatron9000.bsky.social to tell you about an exciting crowdfunding incentive: for $15 we will send you an acceptance letter to the Gybberidge Academy of Mystical Arts!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social to tell you about an exciting crowdfunding incentive: for $15 we will send you an acceptance letter to the Gybberidge Academy of Mystical Arts!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Day 6/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!
@divatron9000.bsky.social to tell you about an exciting crowdfunding incentive: for $15 we will send you an acceptance letter to the Gybberidge Academy of Mystical Arts!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social to tell you about an exciting crowdfunding incentive: for $15 we will send you an acceptance letter to the Gybberidge Academy of Mystical Arts!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
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To absolutely no one’s surprise, I am the sort of person who will say “finger guns” out loud instead of just letting the gesture speak for itself
New podcast episode OUT NOW!! In which we discuss our extremely hot takes on Handel’s Messiah! Check it out on all streaming platforms now!
Hosted by @divatron9000.bsky.social and @barit0wned.bsky.social
Hosted by @divatron9000.bsky.social and @barit0wned.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
To absolutely no one’s surprise, I am the sort of person who will say “finger guns” out loud instead of just letting the gesture speak for itself
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Day 4/? Of trying to make our brand new Trans / ACE operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!
@divatron9000.bsky.social will try anything to get your attention, including exploiting her Furby children (there’s more where this madness came from)
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social will try anything to get your attention, including exploiting her Furby children (there’s more where this madness came from)
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Day 4/? Of trying to make our brand new Trans / ACE operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!
@divatron9000.bsky.social will try anything to get your attention, including exploiting her Furby children (there’s more where this madness came from)
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social will try anything to get your attention, including exploiting her Furby children (there’s more where this madness came from)
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
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Day 5/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!
@divatron9000.bsky.social here to tell you about the first of our crowdfunding incentives: for at least $30 we will send you a highly produced video of the premiere!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social here to tell you about the first of our crowdfunding incentives: for at least $30 we will send you a highly produced video of the premiere!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Day 5/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!
@divatron9000.bsky.social here to tell you about the first of our crowdfunding incentives: for at least $30 we will send you a highly produced video of the premiere!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social here to tell you about the first of our crowdfunding incentives: for at least $30 we will send you a highly produced video of the premiere!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
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Day 2/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!!
@divatron9000.bsky.social on the floor to tell you about this project Help us make HISTORY! We need to raise $100,000 in ONE YEAR
Current progress: 0.25%
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social on the floor to tell you about this project Help us make HISTORY! We need to raise $100,000 in ONE YEAR
Current progress: 0.25%
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Day 2/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!!
@divatron9000.bsky.social on the floor to tell you about this project Help us make HISTORY! We need to raise $100,000 in ONE YEAR
Current progress: 0.25%
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social on the floor to tell you about this project Help us make HISTORY! We need to raise $100,000 in ONE YEAR
Current progress: 0.25%
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
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Day 1/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!!
@divatron9000.bsky.social here to introduce you to the project and let you know we need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real! Help us make HISTORY!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social here to introduce you to the project and let you know we need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real! Help us make HISTORY!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Day 1/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!!
@divatron9000.bsky.social here to introduce you to the project and let you know we need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real! Help us make HISTORY!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
@divatron9000.bsky.social here to introduce you to the project and let you know we need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real! Help us make HISTORY!
tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
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Support living queer artists @barit0wned.bsky.social @divatron9000.bsky.social making new art!!! (While you're at it, say "fuck you" to billionaire writers lurking in Scottish castles scheming to deprive trans folks of their civil rights & spending all of their royalty payments to make it happen.)
Our new opera campaign just launched on Tiltify! Support the creation: tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
tilt.fyi
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Support living queer artists @barit0wned.bsky.social @divatron9000.bsky.social making new art!!! (While you're at it, say "fuck you" to billionaire writers lurking in Scottish castles scheming to deprive trans folks of their civil rights & spending all of their royalty payments to make it happen.)
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Okay Bluesky, do your thing! We have just launched the crowdfunding campaign for our BRAND NEW ORIGINAL TRANS OPERETTA 🏳️⚧️
AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
We need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real and I know we can do it together.
This project is so important and we will make HISTORY!!
AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
We need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real and I know we can do it together.
This project is so important and we will make HISTORY!!
Our new opera campaign just launched on Tiltify! Support the creation: tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
tilt.fyi
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Okay Bluesky, do your thing! We have just launched the crowdfunding campaign for our BRAND NEW ORIGINAL TRANS OPERETTA 🏳️⚧️
AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
We need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real and I know we can do it together.
This project is so important and we will make HISTORY!!
AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
We need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real and I know we can do it together.
This project is so important and we will make HISTORY!!
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PSPSPSPSPS 👀
WE HAVE a PODCAST now!! Fandom of the Opera = jokes, chaos, hot takes, and our unhinged love of opera & fandom.
🎧 Full episode drops Wednesday, Nov 26 everywhere you listen!
BUT Patreon gets it tomorrow because they literally fund it.
@divatron9000.bsky.social @barit0wned.bsky.social
WE HAVE a PODCAST now!! Fandom of the Opera = jokes, chaos, hot takes, and our unhinged love of opera & fandom.
🎧 Full episode drops Wednesday, Nov 26 everywhere you listen!
BUT Patreon gets it tomorrow because they literally fund it.
@divatron9000.bsky.social @barit0wned.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
PSPSPSPSPS 👀
WE HAVE a PODCAST now!! Fandom of the Opera = jokes, chaos, hot takes, and our unhinged love of opera & fandom.
🎧 Full episode drops Wednesday, Nov 26 everywhere you listen!
BUT Patreon gets it tomorrow because they literally fund it.
@divatron9000.bsky.social @barit0wned.bsky.social
WE HAVE a PODCAST now!! Fandom of the Opera = jokes, chaos, hot takes, and our unhinged love of opera & fandom.
🎧 Full episode drops Wednesday, Nov 26 everywhere you listen!
BUT Patreon gets it tomorrow because they literally fund it.
@divatron9000.bsky.social @barit0wned.bsky.social
HEY EVERYONE @divatron9000.bsky.social IS HOSTING A RAID TRAIN ON TWITCH TO RAISE FUNDS FOR @paradoxopera.bsky.social AND YOU SHOULD COME WATCH AND ALSO DONATE
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
HEY EVERYONE @divatron9000.bsky.social IS HOSTING A RAID TRAIN ON TWITCH TO RAISE FUNDS FOR @paradoxopera.bsky.social AND YOU SHOULD COME WATCH AND ALSO DONATE