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barit0wned.bsky.social
Gwen, trans chaos goblin
@barit0wned.bsky.social
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She/they bisexual disaster dad || writing queer opera, horror, & romance fiction || eternally horny on main || yelling about opera, cocktails, TTRPGs, and fictional sword gays & murder husbands
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HEY EVERYONE @divatron9000.bsky.social IS HOSTING A RAID TRAIN ON TWITCH TO RAISE FUNDS FOR @paradoxopera.bsky.social AND YOU SHOULD COME WATCH AND ALSO DONATE
A promo poster for Paradox Opera’s raid train fundraiser on Twitch, which runs from October 23 to 26. There’s also a picture of me wearing a maid costume with dog(?) ears because I’m doing a raid train slot on Saturday morning from 6-9 am EST and one of the fundraising milestones is making me wear a maid outfit during the closing concert on Sunday evening
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Get in, loser, we’re discovering forms of gender euphoria we didn’t think were possible
A picture of me doing a cutesy idol-ish peace sign pose in my new maid outfit
September 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Hollow Knight (2017) to Silksong (2025)
“Charlie”, dressed for a concert, wearing a black suit with a bright purple bowtie and sporting a truly heinous goatee thing. She looks extremely uncomfortable in front of the camera because the dumb egg had no fucking idea who she was. A picture of Gwen from ten minutes ago, wearing trans D4 earrings and a maid costume her wonderful partner just surprised her with and feeling wild new kinds of gender euphoria
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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JK R*wling naming an exchange student from Venice
September 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Happy Pride, everyone; please enjoy my painting of Elster the Space Lesbian
A painting of Elster, the protagonist of the video game Signalis. The red triangle on her chest has been reimagined as an open wound displaying her glowing heart, and her head is surrounded by a swirling halo of bluish-white light.
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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John Donne really was That Guy because what the fuck do you mean he was Hozier-level hornyposting about God-As-Trinity in the fifteen hundreds
A screenshot of the last six lines of John Donne’s sonnet “Batter my heart, three-person’d God”, which read: Yet dearly I love you, and would be lov'd fain, But am betroth'd unto your enemy; Divorce me, untie or break that knot again, Take me to you, imprison me, for I, Except you enthrall me, never shall be free, Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.
May 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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he’s just a silly little guy
A picture of Director Krennic from Star Wars with Hank Hill’s face. The caption reads “Kalkite and kalkite alternatives”
May 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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so anyway here’s wonderwall
A picture of me as Don Giovanni, holding a ukelele and trying to look like I have a conscience
May 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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in the courtroom. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My puppits
A picture of me as Don Giovanni looking like a smug slut with several puppets in the foreground.
May 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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@paradoxopera.bsky.social is doing a FREE LIVE-STREAMED PERFORMANCE of Don Giovanni (Abridged!) this Friday (May 2) at 8 pm EST! Come see me and @divatron9000.bsky.social be unhinged and sing profane Mozart translations — you’ll even get to vote on whether or not to send me back to hell!
A poster for Paradox Opera’s free live-streamed performance of Don Giovanni (Abridged!) that’s happening this Friday! To tune in, go to twitch.tv/divatron9000 on Friday, May 2 at 8 pm eastern time!
April 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Don Giovanni (Abridged!), a summary:
A two-panel meme featuring rehearsal pictures from Paradox Opera’s upcoming livestream of Don Giovanni (Abridged!). In the first panel, I’m crouching behind a table of puppets and looking distressed, with a tumblr post caption which reads “Can’t mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one”. The second panel is me aggressively flirting with a lady puppet on the hand of my costar Alissa, who looks extremely uncomfortable. The caption is a reply to the previous tumblr post, and reads “Manwhore it is then”
April 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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put all of season two into my veins right now
A picture of Luthen Rael from Andor season one with the caption “not now, kitten. daddy’s a shell of his former self”
April 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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You really think I needed ALL the guards at the Hexgates?
A picture of two row houses in Dublin, one with a pink door and one with a blue door.
February 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
barit0wned.bsky.social
Tfw you have to write a hymn but you’re so desperately horny you’re about to pass out
A picture of the first measure of a hymn. The first words of each verse are, in order: Lord, speak to me, O strengthen me, O teach me, O fill me, and O use me. Like… damn, girl, take a cold shower or something because that Jehovussy clearly got you acting unwise
February 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Oh shit they got @divatron9000.bsky.social at Trader Joe’s now??
A picture of a Trader Joe’s cereal box with the name Tiny Fruity Cuties, which is very much my type
February 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I’m still convinced you’re making some of these people up like “oh and then Blorbo went live to talk shit about Tater”

Curtains-for-Zoosha-ass conversation
A screenshot of a tweet from @OwensDamien, which reads: I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
January 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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@divatron9000.bsky.social and I are fucking losers (affectionate)
A screenshot of a text thread between me and my girlfriend updating me on the status of her flight. The texts read as follows: Her: Woooooooaaaaahhh we’re halfway theeerrreeee Me: WHOAAAA OH Her: WOOOOAAAAAHHH LIZARD ON A CHAAAIIIR Me: NO TO DRUGS THATS D.A.R.E.
January 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Transformers One (2024)
A screenshot of a text conversation between D-16 (whose contact name is flanked by heart emojis) and Orion Pax. D-16 repeatedly texts “RISE”, followed by “Where’s your anger?” and “Where’s your fucking rage?” Orion texts back: “babe what the fuck are you talking about” and D-16 immediately starts texting “RISE” again
November 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Since I took a long break from posting on here, I never actually yelled about how @divatron9000.bsky.social and I wrote and premiered an unhinged operatic farce at the Raleigh Fringe Festival this past September! Please enjoy this picture of us looking super hot backstage, for reasons
A picture of me and my girlfriend looking SUPER HOT backstage at the world premiere of “Don Giovanni (Abridged!), or: That Time I Got Dragged To Hell For My Crimes And Attempted To Get Early Release For Good Behavior”
November 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Happy fifth anniversary to one of my best tweets of all time
A screenshot of one of my tweets from 2019, which reads: “My phone just autocorrected kink shaming to king shaming like it’s 1215 and I’m about to bitch slap King John until he signs the Magna Carta”
November 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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I am a Very Good Girlfriend™
November 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Okay so I got read for filth on stream last night so let it be known to all of you butterfly app nerds that @divatron9000.bsky.social is my girlfriend and I love her very much 😆
November 13, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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nice
A screenshot of my follower count hitting The Sex Number
November 10, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Oh god not Kegelface
A picture of the Sex Police from the comic series Sex Criminals
February 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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“tasky hasn’t come this far to lose to a spider person”
A series of tumblr tags that say you know what to do, vote tasky, vote taskmaster, Anthony masters, taskmaster, the bi skull man with pirate boots and his gay robo ant, I am once again asking you to vote for taskmaster, tasky hasn’t come this far to lose to a spider person, please vote tasky
January 1, 2024 at 3:34 PM